Man drinks coffee on air

>man drinks coffee on air
>crowd cheers and claps uproariously

Why are americans like this?

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Even his retarded burger audience barely laugh these days, it's over for him.

>Look I'm so current!

I'm glad I don't watch TV. Colbert is fucking pathetic.

Ugh, Conan also did a bit where he drank the same thing in his monologue. Fuck capitalism. Fuck advertising. REEEEEEE

>drinks coffee
Can you even call that shit coffee?

>Colbert shilling Reddit: The Drink

This whole starbucks unicorn thing is sickening to me. When the marketers show their hands just a bit too much, you see just how cyclical and insidious these cultural "memes" are.

>teehee, Starbucks™ sure did make a weird choice with this drink!
>seriously, this Starbucks™ drink it just bizarre!
>sure is tasty though! all my friends on snapchat would love to see a picture of you drinking it! lol!
>be sure to stop by your local Starbucks™ and see this crazy contraption for yourself!

it looks more like a slurpee

I've never watched this show and thought you guys are overreacting.But i turned it on for the first time tonight and he was literally interviewing a trump impersonator and they were just talking about how much they hate Trump for 10 minutes.

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..........Sooo.....


... Drumpf

the mcdonald's shamrock shake straw was better desu

this is but a glib facsimile

I was genuinely surprised he didn't mention Trump at all in that 2 minute clip of him drinking coffee.

American """""""""""""""""""comedy""""""""""""""""""""

dubs of truth

>People booty bothered over Colbert shilling shit.

Meanwhile.

>"Is the CIA listening to me through my TV?"
>"No."
>Colbert makes it into a playful joke.
>Audience erupts

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>daily colbert threads about how colbert is totally lame and dumb and why would anyone watch his show?
and yet you still watch every new clip

We have terrible taste in comedy, apparently. I'm shocked at how much mileage Trump jokes get but vaguely hope it's more of a daily hate sort of obligation on most peoples' part.

why wouldn't you grab a delicious Unicorn Frappuchino? It's Instagrammable AF

That's why he has the largest late night audience. Because it's over for him.

>sure is tasty though!
Literally no one thinks it's tasty. It's pure instagram pic bait

TIL Alec Baldwin is a 'trump impersonator'

americans are the only people on the planet that know true happiness

it's one of the perks of living in the best country in the world instead of yuropistan or the other third world countries

>>"Is the CIA listening to me through my TV?"
>>"No."
>>Colbert makes it into a playful joke.
>>Audience erupts
this is called normalization

GLUMPF

>DUDE REPUBLICANS ARE BAD AND TRUMP IS BAD

>audience applauds furiously

This jackass has turned the late night show into a new version of Jon Stewart's show.

>All those people in the comment section defending the CIA

Wew

why do people keep calling the new starbucks milkshake "coffee?"

liberals aren't american

Is there anything more cancerous than American consumer culture? I don't even hate Islam as much as I hate the retarded amerilards who only live to buy shit and accrue debt. Their entire country went from being the greatest son of the Enlightenment to just being one big Walmart

Milkshakes are for kids. Also I think you can get it with coffee in it

I wonder where they got the idea

Colbert Report - 7/10
Whatever the fuck this late night bullshit is labeled - 2/10
I don't give a shot about Trump, it's genuinely unfunny now.

>The NSA has developed tools...
>it turns out some very bad people have Samsung TV's as well
>but these tools would never be used against Americans
Holy fucking shit he basically admitted the Wikileaks stuff is true. And does anyone really believe that it wouldn't be used PRIMARILY against Americans? This is the same line of bullshit that was fed us about the NSA's data collection

You work at Starbucks, don't you?

Found the Drumpft supporter

You're defending this shit? What do you watch for comedy?

Atamanuik was on as well as Baldwin.

all live audience reactions are coached and cued

Jesus fucking christ how can people defend this shit