OFFICIAL WATFORD v EVERTON MATCH THREAD

5:30pm kick-off.

WAT: Karnezis; Janmaat, Mariappa, Prodl, Holebas; Doucoure, Capoue; Deulofeu, Pereyra, Richarlison; Deeney (C).
>Subs: Gomes, Britos, Femenía, Zeegelaar, Carrillo, Gray, Okaka.

EVE: Pickford; Martina, Williams, Keane, Kenny; Davies, Gueye; Rooney (C), Sigurdsson, Walcott; Niasse.
>Subs: Robles, Schneiderlin, Bolasie, Tosun, Calvert-Lewin, Holgate, Garbutt.

i'm here

>that Watford line-up

>Poverton

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can cenk tosun, realistically, start a game for everton?

2 small clubs. Who cares?

Is this on anywhere in the US?

When did Walcott move?

Literally on NBC

january

Imagine telling everyone you "won" the transfer window, announcing to the world that you can win the league, and then 2 months later you're in a relegation battle and Big Fat Retarded Sam is your manager, sad!

>spend 27 million on a player
>realise he's too fat to play premier league football
Big Sam is a genius in the transfer market.

Realistically...

The Merseyside billionaires are coming up the hill. Bolasie > Salah.

are year la. we're gonna buy the league with are billions

Don't.

>Karnezis
OH FUCK HAHAHAHA GOOD LUCK WITH HIM LOL

remember to report and ignore illegal content

nobody watching this match?

Too lazy to post

everton are fucking hopeless

can't wait for the manager and kenwright to fuck off

Neither team has fans on Sup Forums.

>Everton are somehow 9th

Everton long overdue their prem title, next season is the one lads

WAYNE *CLAP* ROONEY *CLAP* IS *CLAP* NOT *CLAP* A *CLAP* DEFENSIVE *CLAP* MIDFIELDER


crazy how poor all the teams out of top 6 are this season. feels like everton haven't won two games in a row since christmas.

wjjd

The absolute state of them:

>£45m for Sigurdsson
>£25m for Pickford
>£25m for Keane
>£25m for Klaassen
>£20m for Walcott
>£20m for Tosun
>£10m for Vlasic
>£182m spent in total

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>10 points less than the same last year
>kicked out of Europa League with 4 points
>5th worst defensive record in the league
>appointed fat Sam, a literal, proven fraud
>btfo 0-3 by Spurs
>btfo 0-3 by Atalanta
>btfo 0-4 by Man Utd
>btfo 2-5 by Arsenal
>btfo 0-3 by Lyon
>btfo 1-5 by Atalanta
>btfo 1-4 by Southampton
>btfo 0-4 by Spurs
>btfo 1-5 by Arsenal

>'Everton can realistically win the league'

Genuinely curious, when did Everton announce that they had won the transfer window? Not doubting you as it is the type of shite that Kenwright comes out with, but can't remember it.

Please rate my gf

Crap-poo

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£20 million for Walcott isn't too bad desu.

7/10

>that brilliant touch by Deeney

Healthy level of chubs

>america
>chub
>healthy

howling

Didn't mean to offend.

hate having to watch this shite every week

:(

That's what you get for choosing to support such a shitty team, you deserve the suffering

what i don't get is just the vast gulf in talent between the top 6 and the rest of the comp

yeah their all moneyed up clubs but leicester did it a few years back from knowhere

when is big sam gonna fuck off?

not a choice mate

>choosing

>choosing

Are West Brom going to sack Parpoo today lads?

this games so fucking shite

paper bag job

have a drink when:

rooney gives the ball away
martina plays the ball inside because he doesn't have a left foot
sammy lee shouts whilst fat sam looks on
williams concedes a foul near the half way line as he has no pace so fouls instead
williams and keane act like they have never seen a football before
niasse falls over/misskicks

Evertons team is literally made up of ageing cast-offs from top 6 clubs and the best players from relegation-tier sides

i got like one drink left lad

when you've got fourteen Tony Pulises preaching negative football and clubs with washed-up forwards like Gray, Diouf, Benteke, Long, Rondon, Niasse, Defoe, you can't expect much else.

neither team look like scoring

Okaka will score. Always plays well against Everton.

Imagine paying for Tosun

we need more moyes

don't forget that everton also announced the signing at half time in the FA cup game against liverpool

most expensive transfer from Turkish league, ever

>schneiderlin

BOOOOOOOOOOO

>there are people watching this utter shite

Jesus...

aye, grim watching

SOMETHING HAPPENED LADS!

RIP Everton

shit players, shit fans, shit manager

>Wolves getting rekt by Fulham

Meanwhile Fulham are spanking Wolves in the Championship.

Wat?

Defoe doesnt even play for bournemouth nor do bournemouth play negative football nor is eddie howe tony pulis

you were saying?

oh fuck off everton you shower of absolute shite

>Deeney
IT'S OGRE

>everton could realistically win the league

who said this?

It's AN Ogre, Poland.

It's a meme you dip

calvert lewin has a nice body

The Merseyside billionaires making heads fall off la
It's top 7 not top 6 now la
Best transfer window ever la

>Tosun and turnin to no avail...

you're a meme you absoltue tube

>need a goal
>take off Rooney and Sigurdsson
Evertonians will come to hate Allardyce, just like everyone always does.

fair enough, thirteen Tony Pulises

yes

>Watford staying up again

>come to hate allardyce

there was massive amounts of fume even when he was linked to the job, never mind getting it

If Kenwright / Moshiri are smart, they can Sam in the summer.

>defender's not under any pressure whatsoever
>he still boots the ball out without even looking

that's the greasy hand of Blob Sam right there

Big Sam and his assistant manager Little Sam

>Implying Kenwright and Moshiri will Sam
lmao

>Samlet

*inhales*

Pickford with Poverton's only shot on target, in injury time, sad!

Holy fuck I can't wait for this season to end. I hope Allardyce never manages another football team ever again.

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shite

>Supporting Everton because they had an American goalkeeper

retard

Don't forget Landon Donovan