See italian this morning before I headed to a funeral

>see italian this morning before I headed to a funeral
>we stare at each other
>get a message this morning from him saying "u man snaked me"
>thought we were on good terms
>he just stared at me and didn't do shit even tho he is meant to be a roadman

i didn't actually snake him for shit, why do italians jump to such outrageous conclusions :joy:

we had beef time ago that involved me stampin on his head but we were on good terms after that like is he mad or saink

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I don't get it

>"u man snaked me"

>"u man snaked me"
wot

U MAN SNAKED HIM? WTF YOU GAY?

translation: u guys snitched on me wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!! meanies D:::

>snitched
never stare shitalians

>when you realize you have been tricked by the Eternal Anglo again

i didn't snitch though
we were on good terms and we're from the same ends like i don't snitch on man, even when he was trying to shank me with his mandem lmao

...

>from the hood
>assuming i'm angl*
xD

Fuck off Deano

mate I'm TURK he's the italiano

>we're from the same ends like i don't snitch on man, even when he was trying to shank me with his mandem lmao
What fucking dialect is this?

modern london/surrounding cities dialect

youtube.com/watch?v=-3RgvgcSE8g
this dialect

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sample

what the fuck are brits even supposed to be

>youtube.com/watch?v=rjvVbnXll70

Nobody sounds like this outside of the rough parts of London.

>Nobody sounds like this outside of the rough parts of London.
a lot of towns outside london that are rough have this sound though, because there is a lot of internal immigration from london to these places because it's cheaper than london and they can also get a good drug trade going on

>t. live in a working class town outside of london and speak like this

>you man snaked me

>working class
That explains it.

do you guys not know the definition of this sentence or what

is this really that alien of a sentence for you guys cus you lot seem to be fixed on it

although a lot of working class towns still speak estuary/cockney around mine (normally smaller ones/villages)

why you british mandem always gotta be snakes

>i didn't snitch though
>we were on good terms and we're from the same ends like i don't snitch on man, even when he was trying to shank me with his mandem lmao

Exactly, what the fuck is it with Latin speaking people where if you stare at them they want to fight.

I almost got into a fight with this italian guy because he was staring at me from his car in front of a 7/11 and I was drinking something and I just stared at him because he was staring at me and he got out of his car and started threatening me

And when i was eating at a Mexican restaurant and some Mexicans stare at me, I stare back and one got up and went to me and said do I have a problem.

Fucking violent latins

>u man snaked me
Snaked like in video games? Did you trick him?

>Fucking violent latins
actually this a british culture thing, i only said italian cus that's his ethnic background lmao

if you stare at people in england you get into fights that's how it works, but we were good and he's chattin about me snaking him like if he was staring earlier, why didnt he swing or saink bruv like maddd ting

SNAKED MEANS SNITCHED YOU UNEDUCATED SWINE

>talk to a Brit
>he man snakes me

ez bruv

How am I supposed to know your regional slang?

don't canadians listen to a lot of UK rap?
also read the thread

>he man
no man is meant to meant to replace "you/he/i/she" etc

for e.g.

"man went on a walk today"
" i went on a walk today"
"man is chattin bare shit"
"he's saying a load of nonsense"
etc

>u she snitched me

>u she

ur really dumb mate

saying "you man snitched on me" obviously means there is plural, so you guys snitched on me

jesus it's context are you dumb

The terroni mandem don't take shite

Just lick your lips and blow him a kiss. That's usually enough to turn them off but sometimes it uh backfires.