SAS soldiers die from heat - Britbongs pussify selection

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Why are the best Britain has to offer so weak they can't handle some warm weather?

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How can they possibly handle Afghanistan or Mugabe

>still better

>We're #1

>2 hot 2 handle

Why the fuck are we hearing about some dying for a top-secret organization?
That SEAL died in a swimming accident, and the whole world found out.
WHY?! This shit is NOT supposed to get out to the public?!

>transparency

and I suspect the families squeeled first

>33ºC

That's a average day in hueland.

The selection march. Is gruelling. I live here and talk to many of those who fail it. A group of Dutch special forces attempted it 3 years ago, they had to be walked off pen y fan as they were totally exhausted. It's fucking grueling. Only 1 % manage to our in a time that is acceptable to the Special Forces.
3 died in a single day 4 years ago.
I've seen guys get pulled down after collapsing on the mountain who have been minutes away from death.

sas -> cucks

>britbongs can't handle not-rain conditions

Yeah.. we've seen your special forces.
Be quiet Germany, your forces are owned by the EU now. Xx

Fuck off the Brit Army is massively better trained and equipped than the NZ Army
t. someone in the army

>shut up you
mostly trolling user.

dont pretend like soldiers from ever fucking part of the earth dont die every year from training environments.

also, be advised, 12 yr mil faggot here. training is ALWAYS HARDER THAN REAL LIFE ON PURPOSE. CAN YOU GUESS WHY!? probably not civilians.

Can you please stop?

Selection isn't training.... It's selection. It's harder than anything imaginable. Then if you pass selection you go on the 9 month training cycle, which 75% of people fail

>CAN YOU GUESS WHY!? probably not civilians.
>hurrudurr i'm in dah milatury i know more den civilianz hurr

Unless you're at least 0311/11b your opinion need not apply.

Which is in turn owned by germany

>you wont win this game

it's the consequence of their weak genes that prohibit them from tanning. all they can do is turn pink.

Also, nice triple dubs

To be fair this is during selection and has absolutely no reflection on the performance of qualified SAS soldiers.

Also I find all the criticism funny considering about 0.5% of the posters on this board could last even 10 minutes of training

Close, but not quite. Read more.

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This.
If someone read out the exercise or to them in a calming voice they'd still feint.

What is it they actually do then?

Please? It's embarrassing

I did a course called "Aumangea". It's kind of like a month long resilience building practice selection. You are right, 99.5% of people on this board wouldn't be able to finish the first few days of SAS selection, I know I couldn't.

Every year in france some black guys attending moutain commandos training in the alpes die of cold

>trashing our own forces
user stop.

how did hannibal cross the alps? he was black

>can't handle the heat
At least our military has the bantz

They never touched the SAS in the end after they realized it was a massive fuck up on the part of the instructors. This is old news kiwi-cuck.

britbongs mad-o-meter visibly rising

come on senpai you don't know anything. At least you posted 2/1 not the group this time. Have some TF

>SAS soldiers
It was an SAS selection test, and looks like those "men" didn't make the cut

>flagging everyone
TF y

No. He was Semitic.

SAS selection isnt very secret, there's several tv shows about it. If they die during selection they're not badged members of the unit and there's no reason why it should be classified.

> Very hot for UK, most aren't climatised to that temperature
> Carrying loaded bergen in full fighting order including weapon
> Have to maintain a very hard pace to complete march, no breaks/water - monitored by people conditioned not to give up
> 2 of the deaths were reservists (People with no military experience who attempted SAS selection, which is the same for everybody)

Don't kid yourself abbo cunt, the SAS is the worlds most elite special forces unit and the UKSF selection is the toughest in the world - only 5-10% pass selection and then out of that % only 50% pass the training process. Even if you want to join the reconnaissance unit you have to pass UKSFS, meaning that if you are good enough you are surrounded by the cream of the crop when it comes to both physical fitness and mental agility.

Breacon beacons in hot or cold weather are fucking savage m80, its like a desert in 95f weather and alaska in -20 weather, id like to see any cunt spend a weekend lugging a 80lb backpack and a 10lb rifle on the breacs in 90% humidity at 95f, british microclimates are weird and kill people all the time yet are only 10 miles from a city.

>This is nine years old

Feels last like March.

>Only have to train on the weekends
>Don't have to live in Linton
>Don't have to work and live with absolute man children
>Get holiday pay
>Still have fun
TF infantry is the way to go cuz

You didn't identify your target
this is an abbo cunt

australian special forces where the the only foreign units allowed to work directly with seals and delta in iraq and afghanistan

yous are #2 only cause your squeeky voices when yous get excited gives up your postion bro

Seems a bit daft that they let reservists try to do the training honestly.

>wanting to be weekend warrior
No thank you.

Waiting for wars to start, then go full.

SAS isn't the top tier British special forces.

fukwit we have near identical selection and training drills the only difference is we do it in some of the harshest hottest desert conditions in the world

Everyone knows the queens guard is.

>australia confirmed SASR > SAS

33c is not enought to kill you. For example, feverless body temperature is little bit about 36c...

Looks like Kevin Smith and Justin Fagdeau in costume.

Yup, you gotta go through a pretty extensive screening and interviewing process first tho.

Bear Grylls was a SAS reservist for a few years, they're looking for that sort of people.

>NOT wanting to be a weekend warrior
Best of both worlds

SASR selection is completely different.

You understand that your body heats up when you move, right? If you aren't acclimatized 33C will easily kills you

Having to march, walk long miles, take minimal breaks, desu you heat up a bit more

don't talk about lord and savior Willie VC.

I can't understand it

Yeah, nah mate, it's the SBS. During the Falklands, they launched kayaks from torpedo tubes in nuclear submarines, swam out to them and placed limpet mines onto the hulls of enemy destroyers.

anyone know what rates these sailors are? BMs or CDs i'm guessing?

What reserve unit you with? 2/7?

>Hodor on the back left there
user, I will not be a part of your monthly recruitment bonus unless you deliver me some genuine war porn.

Fuck meant 5/7

You brits are all fucking pussies. It's going to be 94-99 degrees with 68% average humidity for the new few days and then it's getting even hotter where i live. I used to work as an electrician and it would be 130 degrees in the attics of unfinished homes, you guys are embarrassing. Sorry I didn't translate the numbers to your dilly system.

Well at least refrain from posting pictures of fucking JOIC

yeah

Exactly how well trained are those guys?

Lav pics hard to find.

kek, why didnt they just turn the AC on?

bretty good, afaik some are from commando regiments.

but not sure.

>the best Earth has to offer
ftfy

SAS can't handle 33C, at 70%humidity,

Singapore is regularly 35C, at 80% humidity.

UK should send them to here for climate preparation.

JOIC is pretty shit lads.

t. I was on that very one the photo came from

3/6 here m8

>33 degrees cucksius kills british sf

Fucking kek. I've been working in 105 degrees fredom for the last three weeks.

>inb4 "but muh gear"

oilfield is no walk in the park, cucks

vampires

Also curious

Earth has been claimed by Greenberet

the earth is still available.

got any LAV pics laying about?

Aumangea.. I heard you can fail a module then come back and do it later then get "tabbed"?...

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FOR FUCKS SAKE!
This happened a few years back and people lost their shit then as well.

HOW THE FUCK! can you not survive the heat of the beacon but survive Iraq ?

>the earth still available
Meant moon

acclimatization mate

I don't care what's being said in this thread, the SAS, SASR, and NZSAS are all wild motherfuckers.

Silly amerifats, you don't realise that even trying to complete a 40 mile march in 20 hours in full fighting order with minimal water, food or sleep in even 20-30 degree heat would kill most people regardless of their climatisation with no experience with yomping/tabbing which is what the people who died were.

> Cucked by sandnigger shepherds with 1970s era soviet weapons
> Cucked by rice farmer nips with 1950s era soviet weapons
> Calls other people pussies.

Don't be daft lad, the US navy seals have a similar level of training as the SBS, similar, but not quite as hardcore.

Because they don't give you water in selection. They give it in certain specified intervals. Anybody running around in full pack with their rifle in 33 degree heat will probably keel over at some point without water.

Supposedly, the US special forces took the British SAS training model and applied it to their own. Well, if they can't handle 33c, or in real units 92, then I have doubt of our boys.
t. Southeast Texas - Land of humidity and heat.

soldier here

I failed selection first time when they twisted my testicles around 8 times and they went pruple

and I failed the second time during the psychoanalysis, I said I prefer 2d to 3d and now I can't go back for selection again

No one actually disagrees.


>NZ sticking to traditional wife-carry exercise
>Aumangea

>You brits are all fucking pussies.

He says from his AC cooled plastic house.

Didn't they take you out in full kit during a heat wave when you were in the army?

I was in recce and they had us in light patrol gear with 28C weather and it was literally hell.
Then the pussies from fucking artillery and AA were walking past with nothing but indoor clothes, hats and rifles, laughing their asses off.

I can completely believe that someone would pass out when in full kit with 33C weather.

honestly lad the SBS are our finest now, mainly because they don't talk.

Spent so much time on their knees their kneepads wore out

Are you from the 3 or the 6?

Yup. On my one we had this moron from 16fd come back to do the green mile (he walked 5kms and crashed out in the bushes on his one). He still didn't deserve to pass because he was a fucking jack cunt (I remember tried to have a share of our food despite having a mess breakfast that morning)

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamunjiiiiii! Wish I didn't lose my tab lol

> Ye cunt if ya can make it to the toppa that hill with a wooly on ya back ye can join the special forces fuckwit

>when they twisted my testicles around 8 times and they went pruple

how did you not cum?

>Got cucked alongside us in Afghanistan and Iraq
>Numerous SAS operators were killed in operations conducted during 2006-2007 by Task Force Black in the effort to hunt and eliminate Al-Zarqawi
>Brits are shit at night raids

lol 32 is nothing in summer.
where I am it can hit 39 degrees lol

USSOF adopted, but def. modified. I believe in u.

>wish i didn't lose my tab
go to QC

More like they will give you one apple to share between five people.

>we've seen your special forces.
STILL some of the best
>hurr broom handles

>also can't handle anything above 80 freedom units

You forgot one, bro.

Honestly, to all of those southern fucks cheekily saying that their average daily temperature outside is 60C or some shit, I'd like to see you try and survive -25C winters when camping outside for two weeks.

It's nice that you can handle one extreme, but those SAS guys have to be able to handle both extremes.