How come this guy got all the pussy on board and not Picard?
How come this guy got all the pussy on board and not Picard?
>facial hair
Get some testosterone fag
you mad faggot?
Baldlet detected
protip: women find slapheads repulsive.
Are you mad your curly hair didn't make you captain of the ship yet?
Forever number 2?
He's someone that would slap a bitch then cuddle with her 5 minutes later. Bitches love that. Hell, I'd let him ravage my boipucci, tbph.
How long before the sexual organs poster finds this thread. Sometimes I think it's just one person who only ever says this one thing on 4chaps
Because true love can only exist between two men
What is this nonsense, Picard is a fucking pussy slayer
Picard went for quality, not quantity.
Riker banged the low level skanks and gold diggers, Picard got the classy ladies.
>implying troi was a skank
Objectively the hottest girl on trek
This guy knows whats up
Not really, pretty face, but a womanlet
He's taller. That's all females care about.
>not a manlet
>not a baldlet
>suave as fuck
>well built
no wonder he got so many women
> Vash
> classy
She cucked off with Q, That's so classy.
Go puke some more so you can fit in your sister's prom dress you prissy little fuckboy
Not like you have to worry since no woman will find you attractive either way.
how come he was the worst character in all of Star Trek, competing with the bajor bitch from DS9, and tupakka prophets shit from DS9
Picard had some love interests, keep in mind Picard was way older and Riker was just like Kirk which was 30-something in TOS
Who would win in a pussy slaying contest between him and Kirk?
also after Inner Light Picard realized that 3D women can't compete with imaginary waifus, a lesson Riker failed to learn despite falling in love with an hologram
Commander, tell me about your sexual organs. What the fuck were they thinking when they wrote this line and then episode as a whole?
kirk was a hero of the civil rights movement for banging every alien race
dude constantly slayed
Sisko would just cuck both of them with his bbc.
...
Not even a question. Kirk routinely slays multidimensional pussy
Well Kirk actually slayed a pussy once, so...
Sisko was such a limp dick, even Janeway would slay more pussy.
well damn how can black bois compete :^)
is this actual kirk, or nu-kirk that's like a pop culture golem of what people who've never seen the TOS think Kirk was like
Riker got far more pussy than actual Kirk, and that's not even counting his depraved holodeck escapades
Except for the time he banged Kira and Dax in the same episode.
ths, he was also the only loser to actually get married in Trek
Computer, generate 47 male Hirogen who are in bad need of a female. Generate 49 female Klingons who have had their sexual desires freshly sated. Generate a random forest, approximately 14 hectares in size, and place the previously generated subjects in random parts of it, but with mild weighting towards being near their own kind. Replicate one liter of 21st-century-style movie theater popcorn in traditional paper container. Complete with butter, of course. Begin program. Oh and computer? Disengage safeties, authorization tango-alpha-3-4.
Picard is super gay.
Is that what a feminine penis looks like?
Big gains