/ausnz/

/balt/ is dead edition

If you don't post "brm brm" in this thread your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

>Russia
>not making /uzbek+russia/ threads

I'm helping out ausnz brothers, because /balt/ is overrrun by mentally challenged lithnignog

Good general without a disgusting 3d mental challenged lith

Looks like he killed off most audience

Because he is an obese 3dpd kid who sperged out with 2dgirls

Why is /balt/ dead?

Howdy

Hello kiwi, you can check yourself

Mentally challenged lith is sperging

It's not

Okay, but that doesn't answer the question desu

Basically, most non mental balts are asleep.

Just shaved my balls.

Oh okay, I usually like the /balt/ countries, none of them seem that bad to me

Yeah, most of them are good guys, I didn't mean to bad mouth all other balts.

Good afternoon gang.

Hello there. What are you up to?

Third general not in autohide for some reason. So what do people do in them these days?

Piss all, had to go up town runs some errands pay some bills.
War games are over so I'm not hearing helicopters all the time and seeing soldiers on every corner so thats good.
Some peace and quiet.
What are you up to?
Whats the time in the Russian Federation?

Just scrolling, it's 3:30 AM here in my time zone.

You're a bit of a night owl.
What are you doing up so late?

Fucked up my sleeping schedule. Just looking for something to read or watch, if I won't find anything worthy, I'll go to sleep eventually.

Friendly reminder homosexuality is a meme

>Fucked up my sleeping schedule
Mate, I do that regularly and have to stay up all night and all day to fix it.
Fucking sucks and the day just drags on.

Require proof

Was paid $100 today to jerk off infront of someone

Came home and felt ashamed and disgusted

Wow, that's sad. Did you volunteered for that? Or you were asked?

He offered me $50

I said no and he increased it to $100

Sort yourself out buddy.

How?

Stop jacking off in front of strangers for money is a start.

So... are you actually gay, or you just did it for money only?

I thought I may have been, but I was just so disgusted by the experience I don't think so anymore.

We separatists now?

sounds like a pretty good deal to me

Finnland!

That's what I thought as well but really I just felt like some whore

Well, it was definitely a mistake either way. You should seek someone with whom you'll feel comfortable enough, before you confront your sexual orientation. Or maybe you were literally memed into thinking you are gay by this gay earth.

I'm not too sure, this was the first thread I posted in till I found the other.
Of course you feel disgusted mate, you've been bought and used.
I seriously hope you're having us on mate.

You literally were one though.
Being gay and literally whoring yourself out to random people for money are very different things.

because you were

Posting some Karen to attract more ausnz posters

I love slut posting

Yes I guess I was, and I just need to accept that. I was just so caught up in the hornyness and I needed the money as well..

Don't even know who I am now desu

>Don't even know who I am now desu
A manslut mostly

hope the Aussie doesn't see this

Only a little bit longer and you'll be giving blow jobs by a public bathroom in exchange for a medium cheeseburger combo at maccas.
At least use protection matey

I hope he does

I've been summoned I guess

I'm a bit worried for you buddy.

I knew Karen posting would work!

hey there qt

Why is Karen such a slut?

Why?

I think I'll be okay, just need to sort my self out

No more whoring okay?
Also what did you spend the 100 bucks on?

Probably drugs and slutty outfits
Normal manslut purchases

$40 went to my phone bill and I saved the rest

there's nothing wrong with slutty outfits

Theoretically where would one find people to pay them for lewd acts?

Heyo
Speaking from experience?

Did I say there was?

n-no

Does Australia have something like craigslist?

Or use something Grindr, but people probably won't pay unless you have something very nice to offer

>unless you have something very nice to offer
and y-you do?

just wanted to say it

I've been told I do

>tfw don't own any slutty outfits
why live?

so you can kiss boys who have slutty outfits.Wellington needs to hurry up and buy himself a maid outfit

>so you can kiss boys who have slutty outfits
0w0

...

I quite like this photo

you'll be experiencing it firsthand soon enough

I want to see this when I look down

This thread is gay and you should feel gay

...

Sounds like fun

I do, I feel very gay right now

You should feel bad too.

Just got a bunch of free hot chips because the dairy was closing but I'm not hungry

What should I do?

eat them like the fatty you are

No, I had a couple and now I'm full

Send them to me, I'm hungry hungry hippo.

Why did you take them if you weren't hungry?

>bf doesn't have anything to do this weekend

Feed them to me

Don't forget to post "brm brm" in this thread

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>every brm = one less serv
>bonus points for attaching a picture of Operation Storm

Explanation of the "brm brm" meme:

The sound that an engine makes (tractor engine in this case)

Croats use it in /ex-yu/ to reference Serbs fleeing/cleansed from Croatian lead Operation Storm in 1995, going away mostly on their tractors as you can see in the picture.

he's not doing you?

Okay, I'll pop some in an envelop and sent them away
They were going to throw them out if I didn't take them
Okay, shut your eyes and open your mouth and I'll feed them to you

he's going to whether he likes it or not

I like the sound of that

>shut your eyes
That's a funny way to eat chips but OK

They should be here by Monday then.
Thanks buddy.

so will he

Might cook up some potato wedges for lunch soon. What are you lads having?

I've chips coming in mail, so I'm holding off eating till they get here.

I tell you, man, these colder months are really rough on me

But it's getting into summer soon silly zvejnieks.

Maybe in the land of sheep, baby, but I can't catch nothing from NZ except maybe a phone call, man

desu

ITS MY LUNCH BREAK AND I COME BACK TO SEE ALL THIS TRASH HOW DARE YOU LEWD MY FUTURE GIRLFRIEND.

I need to go terminate some Americans bank account now I’ll be back at 4. Stop lewding please. :3

*assumes the position to receive bullying*

what is life like in eastern europe? what are you all up to? snorted some tramadol had a pint to drink, waitin for the bud to arrive. how about you guys?