I picked up a fruitcake

I picked up a fruitcake.

He's in my car trunk.

So what he be saying is that he iced a fag? Shiiiieet, Raimi is a crazy motherfucker

Oh no, he's alive.

For now.

...

Kek, that's the best one of these I've seen in a while.

WHAT ABOUT MY GENEROUS PROPOSAL? ARE YOU IN, OR ARE YOU OUT?

IT'S YOU WHO IS OUT, GOBBY! OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND, YOU GREEN KIKE

WRONG ANSWER, CRACKER!

>You're the one who's in, Gobby, in my tight ass!

I didn't even know til yesterday that Raimi also wrote but did not direct the porn parody.

Huey Lewis & the News... Great stuff!

>IMPRESSIVE!
>FOR A TOTAL FAGGOT!

Raimi was unhinged when he filmed this

>He was White Peter
>All these years protesting the Civil Rights Act, and one of my own gets me.
>Was I wrong boy?
>Uncle Ben-he-he looked Italian
>Oh Peter, thank you
>[Uncle Ben dies smiling]


So Raimi subscribes to the 19th century view of White then?

Nice and fitting digits.

>He's in my car trunk.

What the fuck is that? I keep my cars in my garage.

>you know im somewhat of a oven operator myself

holy shit raimi

I really liked the scene where he offered some homemade soap to aunt May, to remind her of "the good old days".

>Peter, I need to tell you about the white race. It's dying peter. It's going the way of the dinosaurs, prehistoric niggers they were. We're being outbred, peter, and no one cares. Soon you, me, aunt may, mary jane... we'll be the minority. Do you know what that means, peter? They're gonna get their payback, and I don't mean reparations. The white race is going to see persecution unheard of in history when those nignogs and beaners get ahold of the reins. But there's still hope, peter. There's still a chance. The day of the rope, boy, it's coming. We whites, we gotta get together, put aside our differences and personally lynch, shoot, maim, and kill ever subhuman we find. We can keep a few alive and put em in a zoo, but thats it peter. It's the white man's burden, but its time to take back this country and europe from the shitskins, peter. The sandniggers, regular niggers, spics, chinks, and the irish peter. The irish are scum peter dont ever forget this. After we purge them, we can focus on our own, and start purging the faggots and coalburners, and trannies. You'll see peter. I hope I'll be alive to hang a few of the apes myself. Well anyway, I'll pick you up later kiddo.

I'm really glad we've moved past this kind of shit

1488 brother

>This guy Flash Thompson he probably deserved to get beat up, I mean he's an Italian for christ sakes

>Those dirty guineas got too much berber blood in them to act with any sense

>NO PETER DON'T INTERRUPT!

>You and your friends gotta do like me and mine did back in the day

>If you see any Terroni scum in a WASP neighborhood you DROP THAT WOP

I wonder how this was received in the Italian market.

They redubbed it to be anti-Greek in Italy

lel

nah, it still is anti-terroni in the North, while in the south it's dubbed in terronispeak, so no one is able to understand it, neither themselves

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

>Alright, now to have my way with him!

>I worked at the Nazi Reich. About your Jewish girlfriend, do what you need to with her then gas her fast.

Jesus Christ Raimi! The early 2000s truly were a different time.

DEATH TO THOSE THAT INSULT ISLAM

>Back to Saudi Arabia!!!

These movies are for kids, Raimi, keep your immigration policy out of it

>You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my car.

This will never not be funny.

Why is May so hostile

Man, someone is going to have to work some serious meme magic for this not to be my favourite.

She'd lived most of her life married to a brutally abusive racist tyrant who unbeknown to her had had numerous affairs, including with Asian ladyboys. The stress of that coupled with the shocking freedom experienced after his death warped her poor old mind a bit.

Something has just come to my attention. I left my oven on.

kek