MATCH OF THE DAY THREAD

10:30pm start on BBC One.

Running order: Liv/WHU, BHA/Swa, WBA/Hud, Bou/New, Lei/Sto, Wat/Eve, Bur/Sou.

>Gary Lineker is joined by Alan Shearer and Frank Lampard to present highlights and analysis from the day's Premier League fixtures. The action includes a Midlands derby between Leicester City and Stoke City, as well as West Ham United's trip to Liverpool.

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>blunderland

>no posts in MOTD
Fucking hell, this board truly is dead.

not watching,but for the purpose of debate past whether liverpool will finish above man u or not...

1. Frank Lampard
2. Alan Shearer
3. Gary Lineker

Will there be girls MOTD afterwards?

alri' lads, just cracked open a weird german wheat beer from aldi

>midlands
>real

>tfw you copped some cheapo red from ALDI not too long ago

Aldi red wine is goat. There's a £4.79 Malbec I live off its so good

SALAH
A
L
A
H

>moyes

>Arnie sporting the contrived footy lad hair
Sad!

*converts to islam*

that terence trent d'arby lad looks pretty good

>SALAH
>A
>L
>A
>H

How come Salam flopped so hard at Chelsea? He was given a fair few chances but everytime I saw him play for them he was dogshit

he's genuine class

clyne's almost certainly injured himself out of the world cup squad

practice makes perfect

Suarez didn't peak until his late twenties

>no look tap in
>that celebration

How can you not bow down in awe of this man?

>jao mario's meme touch

probably just too young and playing for a manager who didn't give a shit

i hate ox so much

>Mane

He tried his hardest to miss that

Whisper it, but Robertson may be the best LB in the Premier League

>mouyes

He was great at Basel.

>how didn’t an attacking player shine at Chelsea?

Ask Kev the brown

not the first striker who was shit there, but great elsewhere

>le run around a lot man

Alan Shearer can barely talk

Can't wait for him to get exposed at an international level and then immediately dropped like all other young English talent.

MOTD drinking game: take a shot every time Shearer says superb

Milner’s a better LB

Stop wanking off about our ex players

Best British LB by far


2nd and 3rd best are also not English btw

It's a shame Lamps has such an annoying nasal voice otherwise he'd be the perfect pundit. He's the only one on MOTD who can speak in proper sentences

>english

Not even Scotland's best LB.

He's a fucking legit pundit

Currently drinking Absolut Lime + Fanta Fruit Twist (diet)

Tastes delicious, but also slightly homosexual

Is there any point watching the rest of MOTD?

>only black manerger has one of the whitest squads
what did he mean by this?

PP had 250-1 odds that Frank will eat a pie on MOTD

lamps/gerrard/rio is unironically a great punditry line up on bt sport

lampard and gerrrad both give great tactical insight and rio provides some flavour as the midfielders are both quite vanilla

*crashes into your opinion*

Both are very good

Typical Scotland both our best players play on the least important position on the pitch

Wallace will be at lb now Mcleish is manager.

>in a week where we all wished maybe someone would shoot up the white house and kill donald trump we have a shots galore on tonight's show

Really, Gary?

>the slaughterer of Swansea

watch someone sign jarrod in the summer and he gets called up for england

Brighton and Huddersfield will be relegated

Along with Western Bromwichfield

Imagine being a millionaire footballer and having to live in Swansea

Or just go live in the surrounding area and commute you clown.

I've unironically been playing hours of Microsoft Jigsaw game on a Saturday night.

much of south wales is beautiful

>it's another premier league club paying big money for a Dutch Eredivisie fraud episode

When will they learn?

You still have to live in Wales.

Eat shit and die, mate.

T. Seething Welsh Banjo plucking bumpkin

Alonso can't defend

Murray in the WC squad tbqh.

Niggas will start saying glenn murray for the WC

I live in Harrogate, lad. I know Boro and Leeds players who've lived near by.

Believe it or not. you don't actually have to fucking live in the town/city you play for, you bellshiner.

>you now remember when people wanted Grant Holt at the Euros

>you now remember when 6 gorillion jews died in poland's gas chambers.

my area is full of of the footballers of lower league london clubs

>living in harrogate and not greeting danny mills every saturday morning when you jog in opposite directions around the stray

>grant fat
what's he up to these days?

Essex?

>looks a broken man
>a broken man
>BROKEN

nah surrey suburb, a charlton player lives on my street an

Good to see Patrick Stewart

Can't wait for the taxi for pardew headlines to start popping up.

Guy that lives across from me is a liason for foreign players that sign to City and United. Helps them with their English and I guess getting used to the miserable Manchester weather.

>you now remember Taxi on Soccer AM
youtube.com/watch?v=59sG34Nx-DY

rank the British meme manergers

>Moyes
>Pulis
>Woyes
>Hoddle
>Padrew
>Warnock

*kills your kids*

I once seen Robbie Savage walk into a shop and buy 7 pairs of white shoes

> baby

Michael Owen took my dog for a walk.

BIG SAM

Bog sim.

And get this, he made a kid carry them all. Savage is a proponent of child labour

You already got the right Ranking desu

>Eddie 'the future of English football' Howe

>tfw no gayle/bolasie/muarry front line anymore

>thinking "the future of English football" involved quality, competence or anything of the like

Fraser wins a ridiculous number of penalties

>eddie meme
>quality or competence

>Anonymous
>understanding my post

>you now remember defoe

Guy's like 5'2, the defenders most likely can't see him.

Tbf the Howe, he's took a tiny club from League One to the PL and kept them there for a few seasons.

>West Brom and Swansea have been in the Premier League since 2010
>Stoke have been in the Premier League since 2008
>All going down

I'm sorry for Swansea but I could not be happer about Stoke and West Brom dying.
West Brom are so fucking pointless it makes me want to cry.

14th 13th 14th 13th 12th.
Just fuck off.

League Two actually, with a points deduction too.

Unfortunately for him, Hull and Swansea already did the "fourth tier to top flight" fairytale run.

>attendance 10,000
wtf

dean court is piss small

Yeah, can someone explain the dislike for him? He seems inoffensively average at worst. Least he's not a bitter old twat like BIG SAM or Pulis.

It's time for Brighton to take that mid-table spot until they get relegated in 2024

You're right. I didn't realise he'd and a previous spell at the club. Makes it all the more impressive.

>you know remember Dan Gosling scoring the 120th minute winner for Everton in the FA Cup against Liverpool in 2009

Everyone thoughy he was going to be a world beater