You wake up in the year 100 AD at your current location. What do?

You wake up in the year 100 AD at your current location. What do?

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commune with mother nature as a proud emishi

I fight with Xiongnv,beat them escape to west.

Kill every white untermenschen steal a horse and migrate to Northern Xiongnu (one of the first BLACK empires in Asia)

get Iroquois gf

die

Chien Kun

most likely die within the first week, if not the first day
it's so bad here even the natives had a tough time

I'm jealous of you. Most white and most cultured part of Canada.

rape a bunch of natives then kill myself before I can be killed

probably get captured by some indians

Lmao i dont even know if there were people at all here at the time

>no one
dig a hole and fuck mother earth
closest kingdom would be South Vietnam and I'm not walking there to die

Probably die from cold, natives, cougars, or bears. If I could somehow survive all of that, and then survive traveling to the Atlantic, I would try to get a boat and go to Europe. I would then die in the sea.

Live life as a question mark

get hunted down by a puma

Die alone

be irrelevant and live happily for the next thousands of years

comfy i guess, and im happy with it for sure

it's just that 100 AD Newfoundland would be surprisingly uninhabitable

Die from malaria

Braise Mithras :DDD

>get genocided by romans

oops. Surely that's the worst thing that happened to your people right? Not like it could get worse.

Live in Somali matriarchy, "serve" women.

If surplus, get castrated. I know my history

Ooga booga wer da moose at

Not a practicing Jew so won't have a problem, plus Jews weren't genocided by Romans, they were either exiled or died in wars

Fall from the hight of commieblock and break my neck. If I am not lucky enough, I fall into snowdrift and slowly freeze to death

kill natives

kill whitey

>Not a practicing Jew so won't have a problem, plus Jews weren't genocided by Romans, they were either exiled or died in wars

do you think that Gaius, when told to sack a city will check each and every foreskin and get dick-cheese all over his Latin hands?

Exactly. So no problem.

If I am lucky enough I serve a glorious T-I-G-E-R as a prey.

I am finally Illyrian!

Bask in the glory of Iberia under Roman rule

t:los angeles

starve and get killed after trying to loot tongva tribe village

Becoming a hunter-gatherer is pretty much my only option.
I'd get bum fucked by bears, wolves and wolverines that were much more plentiful back then, though.

probably go fishing, try to find some food. use my knowledge and understanding of technology to try to make friends with the aboriginal peoples and hope they don't kill me.

eventually try to build a raft and sail to europe or something

Wake up, go to the terme to fuck young boipussy

I'll be very lonely.

Dindu in the nearest Roman settlement

Death by snakebite.

probably get killed by aboriginals

what if you and i meet each other user, and we can try to protect ourselves from the aborigines, and build some tents together and have gay sex

>mfw I commence a DEEP STRIKE

It's fascinating that Abos out in the bush have lived that way, uninterrupted for 1000s of years. Almost like they have rejected current society.

trade salt with romans, fear the steppe warriors

If I somehow survive the wolfs, jaguar, other animals and the natives don't kill me, I would be a mathematician, postulate the basic maths and "invent" differentiation and integration, the solar clock, black powder, a motherfucking writing system, the bike, try to recreate the classic arts from renaissance, and anything I could think of.

Right now I got a flu so these people might all die as well because of it, if they don't I would cum inside many girls.

Assuming I become someone influential I would design a capital OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING LAKE.

If there's time, I would create a trading route with the Japanese and northern natives.

>Almost like they have rejected current society
It's much worse than that. They're incapable of a more complex society.

I'll open a sushi restaurant

I can't imagine how primitive their mindsets truly are. That hunter-gather culture in 2017.

Freeze to death in the woods desu

Life is relatively good with all that banter with Roman soldiers but
> tfw no Thracian gf

>roman empire
5/5 bretty gud :DDD

There's already a major Roman city where I live by that time, so I should be fine, although not speaking Latin would be a problem.

You just gotta speak vulgar latin which is closer to romance languages

Find an esti village on the Finland gulf shore and marry a beautiful """woman""".

By the way, question. If two girls are friends can they be called girlfriends or this word is only for lovers?

Oooga boooga where de roman women at

Well I don't speak vulgar Latin either, so there's that. But yeah, French should be pretty close and allow me to communicate on a basic level.

make a proto-wheel and rule over abos
OP said current location
claim to be a holy man and start your own qabiil

Cut hair and beard to not be mistaken as a barbarian and get a job I guess.

Prepare to repel the polytheistic Mediteraneeans who call themselves Romans.

I honestly think I could convince the people that I am a god and conquer the whole island

Get shot by Alan or Aorsi horsemen.

There was a Roman settlement here at the time, which means I'd be top comfy tbqh desu.

Try to learn thracian language and then convince the geto-dacians to stop provoking the romans and to use their gold reserves to fortify the land.

Be lonely. There were no humans in New Zealand In 100AD

Year 1-5
>befriend an abo tribe
>learn the language
>use my /fit/ body+strength+height to insure a godlike dominance over the men of the tribe
>become the leader of the tribe
>slowly teach them all I know
>build a city
Year 5 to 15
>unite the abo tribes under one banner
>become god emperor of the abos
>create massive ships
>black powder cunts
>flint lock muskets nibba
>sail to Europe with over 5 million musket toting abos
>Become god king of the world
>kill myself
Totally fool proof. Did the math myself.

become rich by drawing hentai with tons of boipuccis

Yeah but do you have enough knowledge of metallurgy?

I've watched a few youtube videos, how hard can it be?

Build a room and sit there alone

I'd enjoy being the tallest man of the empire, probably i'd join the army

Look up 'Sentinelese Tribe'.

On topic: wake up in my little log cabin of some sort in middle of thick forest and wonder which of the 25000 finnish women I could find and have family.

immigrate to rome

Travel all the way to Siberia and persuade kyrgyz to conquer Korean peninsula

I'd be the only human on New Zealand, maybe I could go on a pilgrimage to reach Europe. I'd probably get killed by a giant eagle before I finished my boat though.

oh boy I can't wait to only dress in furs and live the terrible life of a hunter-gatherer in the worst fucking climate in the world.

i think I'll just kill myself.

Here's the eagle I mentioned
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haast's_eagle

>You wake up in the year 100 AD at your current location. What do?
Check flag. Say goodbye to the world.

I definitely would starve lost in a mother fucking jungle that south brazil was before colonization.

>slowly teach them all I know
Teach a abbo?
Nice try...

I'm alone on a fucking big rock.

invade rome, take a lot of stuff, go home

I just check your flag.
How long until you run out of slow bird?

didn't south brazil have some kind of human population in 100 ad though

find primitives, awe them with your magic knowledge and become tribe shaman.

Well... i think i'm ok for now

Some months.
Then I would jump in Piton de la Fournaise to kill myself.

Imma grab my Seminole boys to a Teotihuacan party.

Very few natives live here.

Scientific data show that most of our natives actually come from other parts of the country in the early 20 century.
The cold climate in the "winter" is really not that suitable for people who did not invented fabrics...

I'm jealous

Ooga booga :D
*builds mudhut*
maybe i could get to Rome

Enjoy living the rest of your life as a hermit then I guess. Or trek north and find civilisation.

At least food is plentiful.

>find civilisation

>be me
>travel back to time
>manage to reach Europe using all my historical knowledge
>no one speak the 3 languages that i speak (nor they will for another half millennium)
>end up selling myself to slavery by accident
>someone shot me with a arrow for lulz because i am 193cm and probably one of the tallest people in the world.

To be honest, I would spend most of my time alive defacing stones to make it look like aliens have come there and raped monkeys...

I don't even know what was happening at 100 AD desu.

Cool. I'm right in the heartland of my people the Sápmi here in northern Sweden.
Same language I speak, same traditions.
Pretty much the only difference would be living situations and no internet.

Roman foot over greek necks.

Sorry m8.

Make Umbrii great again!

How would you tolerate cold weather?

Like I do now?
Our traditional dresses are warm as fuck, our traditional tents are warm and cozy even in -45 degrees.
The weather is pretty much the same now as then.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AD_100
>Paper is used by the general populace in China, starting around this year.
Why the fuck did it take us so long to adopt it?

Would you introduce your people to gun powered, and unify the entire Scandinavia?
Or you will just spend your 20y of life spawn fucking your girls?

oh ok
I never understood how ancient northern europeans tolerated the cold. Did they have such dresses and tents before migrating north or did they adapt to the climate as they went?

Both. Maybe not the gunpowder but teach my people about warfare and technology (house building etc)
We Sápmi adapt so before the big migration during the last ice age we simply lived where ever nature allowed us. Warm or cold didn't matter, we have always been effective at surviving the climates.

For some reason we thrived here in the north and stayed.