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BOTHER ME TELL ME AWFUL THINGS
YOU KNOW I LOVE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT

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>those massive fucking sausage arms

/cum/

Stop making early fucking new's

is columbia the new slovak proxy

Have started tearing up paper towels when using them to dry my hands, the ol 'tress levels might be going up.

business idea: violent anti-semitic views

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Is that a bloke a in a dress?

I want to smell Emma Watson's farts.

Reheating some dindins lads

>I browse /brit/ hehe the runtoid HEEMS at midnight

(((they))) killed lil peep

really miss my ex

hurts to think that i had a normal life and couldve continued it on but now i'll never have a family
probably won't even ever have another romantic relationship

Eres el de 28 años?

>tfw living life on easy mode
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@970
if you had a gf before you could get another one

Bit pathetic seeing children here whine their life is over, never another chance blah blah blah

>el de

probably

who, the xans?

nope

no, (((((((them))))))

@986
jews

He is a real Colombian and not a proxy

the xans, the perks and the lean?

Drinking coke zero out of 1.5L bottle which I opened three days ago without putting in the fridge

wouldn't recommend it to a friend

>Kentucky
>KY
>Kill Yourself

aaaaaaaaaaaaaah yeeeessssss

woah haha, for a minute there i almost thought i'd stumbled into /lat/

fuck off

Why do you guys always make a new thread wayyyyyy too fucking early?

Recuerdo cuando Ceron decia que queria escribir un libro

ajajajaja el AustraliANO

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spectacular post

ah yes, it costs my arab friend $11(3.5 kuwaiti dinar) to buy a game that costs me $20 on steam.

(((they))) are at it again

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JAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJ

>my arab friend

Please step this way sir

Hey, are you from Kentucky?
Are you single?
I like me a strong Kentuckan man with hair the color of grain and a gullet that could withstand the strongest liquor.

no i can't
that was a much different time in my life and i was a completely different person

she came on to me and she loved me so much she wanted to marry me and she was so good looking

now i'm a complete loser with no future

hello rorke

lad rest assured that if any nonce (aka you) came for me they'd end up swinging from a tree

my fucking sides

@049
well obviously she left you because you changed into a fucking loser

Very minimal earthquake just happened in London

2.0

sad little runts want to be (OP)
the janman used to keep them in check but he's been gone for a while and they've become emboldened

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You can't even feel that

How do I tell my dad to get off the phone and to cook me dinner without getting a hiding?

Got time and money, but I'll probably just end up sitting at home watching movies by myself again. Why does it all have to be so dire?

no they wouldn't

im 260lbs and i roid constantly

these faggots get intimidated, your walking down the street, some dyel is approaching
he doesnt know where to look, at the floor, at his phone. i hold my gaze. he looks up, fear trembling within his soul.

"you ok bruv" i say. y-yes, nice weather isnt it lol

walk on, the dyel exhales a sigh of relief

cook it yourself bent twat

just cook it yourself lol

>im 260lbs
hahahahahah
probably about 5'10 too lmao
dont give a shit about how much you roid la, i'm a powerlifter and would batter the colossus of rhodes if he was a filthy nonce

>dad cooks dinner
mummy dead lad

no it was a mutual breakup
i essentially just stopped caring about the relationship and she eventually had enough of that so we went our seperate ways

became a huge loser after we broke up

What are your numbers??

Well good morning
Bit cold out
Shivering

Extremely rude post

Next post is doubles by the way

the colombian poster hates aussies

>tfw stopped caring about my relationship
>gf stopped too
>we're still together because we're afraid of AIDS
The way it should be.

Useless

>powerlifter

alri fatlad

Nah she's out of town at the moment

Nigger promised to do some steak and onions on the bbq but he's been on the phone ever since he got home

the colombian poster is jealous he's stuck in a world-renowned shithole

>the colombian poster is jealous he's stuck in a world-renowned shithole

are you a nigger?

wanna sort the ol' deadlift out

@121
so she broke up with you for being a loser

AHAHAHAHA

yea

Not going to jerk off for the next 3 days
wish me luck

gf is slightly chubby and im worried that ill be embarrassed to go out in public with her since im handsome

shes very sweet and fun to be around. think i love her besides that shes not in great shape

>>we're still together because we're afraid of AIDS
what?
does this make sense in america? i genuinely dont understand

name my band /brit/

If you have sex with another person, you could get AIDS.

Pretty simular numbers, lad

S: 210
B: 110 (lmao kill me)
D: 210

@82

he's a nigger

they have to worry about AIDS

shall be telling my gf that when she tries to break up with me

In America, STIs are so prevalent that before you start a new relationship, it is customary to exchange doctor's reports proving that you're clean

most yanks have aids now so if you find one who doesn't you basically have to stick with them

Take antidepressants

I can confirm that Citalopralin and Venlafaxine both kill your dick

Who do you feel made you the way you are?
>Yourself
>Parents
>Friends
>Genetics
>Bullying

im successful and at least average looking so i credit my dad for being a tall millionaire

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

This too
Especially since I live near a big city where there's more AIDS.

Wish this british girl could taste my big jalapeño
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when muslims purge the gays how do you think they'll kill them to prevent getting AIDS?

let us see her la

actually true. though my pad is out of date lmao

Hmm....

>Candy

You're welcome to the runt

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dont understand the point of region coding on remastered blurays

It's the same here but instead of getting a doctor report you just hope you don't start pissing out yoghurt

can't tell if deformed chinese or just filipino...

kat dennings makes me want to play with my willy

she is a filthy jew

just filipino

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