/ausnz/

The real thread
Karen edition

That real real.

Am I really that autistic desu?

/ausnz/ more like /gaynz/

no u

HEHE

As the Lithuanians? Nah no way.
You are a little but who here isn't?
When you start spamming threads for hours for a slight misstep then I'd put you up there until then you're a fairly balanced individual.
(For /ausnz/)

If people moved to that thread I would be tempted desu
Maybe I really am a lithshit on the inside

One hour to go lads, I should probably stop wasting time on here

tfw unbalanced

GET TO IT!

Have you really not finished it?

I'll hold you up :3

Thanks, I can buttress you if you need it

Ok I’m back from my shower. Thank you for making this a Karen edition desu.

I somehow scraped by back so now whenever I put pressure on it I feel pain.

no worries
she want's to be seen by all

YES SIR!
>Have you really not finished it?
It's for a paper I absolutely hate so it's hard to find motivation

Better hurry up kiddo

THAT BIKINI IS TOO SMALL AAAH

>tfw you wake up with junk pressed against your trunk

You wouldn't wear one like it?
>tfw woke up again

H-how does that work?

>Tfw this hasn’t happened

What are you doing here still, go on, hop to it.

we fell asleep while spooning

Can I get a job in either Australia or New Zeeland?

Oops, I missread and though you meant your junk was up against your own trunk

I wonder if my bf would want photos of my legs in programming socks...

No, we're full

And just like that I'm done for the year, feels good

I hate that, I often forgot to clear all the stuff off my bed before I get in and end up sleeping on a bunch of junk

:3

I’m screaming inside pic related
Yes. Be a good boy though.

I'd definitely be interested

clean your room

Yeah you probably could, why do you want to though?

not you, you pervert!

still...

Fuck off mom

I'll have to ask him permission
Isn't that what you told me? Though you never did no that.

Well that was quick, congrats buddy.

I said that I'd have to make sure he was comfortable with it. I never got around to it because I chickened out

I still want maid outfit pics!

even just post pics of the outfit without you in it

I don't know, I don't find them very exciting after seeing hundreds of similar pics, but it might be different if it's your legs

These threads are a bad influence on my sexuality

boys are better partners anyway

Okay it's time for me to get to bed, unfortunately I've got to get up for work tomorrow

Goodnight everyone

Boys should love other boys

goodnight qt

Don't let the internet influence you too much.
Goodnight
Sleep tight
Don't let the bed bugs bite.

Goodnight desu :3

Good, what kind of jobs do you people have?

We're a first world country. What kind of skills do YOU have?

I'd like to try having a relationship with a boy, I just don't know how to meet them. Do I basically have to use Grindr and run the risk of aids?

I met mine at school, grindr is for pump and dump

I'd like to have a relationship with a girl, but have a trap roommate who does:

I-I don't know about pics, user, I'm really mentally out of it right now
Cumtoilet... I really like that, I imagine us being roommates, you have a gf and everything, so you're not gay, but you know what a stupid faggot I am secretly so anytime you need to cum you use me, and I spend most of my time on my knees under your desk while you shitpost on /balt/. Any time you cum it's almost always in my mouth, boipucci, or just on my face, that way I always have to clean it up. I understand my place totally, and I can't really look you in the eye, so I just stare at your feet when we talk. I cook all your meals, clean your room, wash your clothes, and also spend almost every minute we're together draining your balls of cum and thanking you while wiping my mouth and trying to look away.

I'll being going to uni next year, maybe I'll meet someone there. The problem is I just act normally, there's nothing to give away that I'm gay to any prospective partners

well if you're ok with dating a fairy then you shouldn't have any problems picking them out

if you want to be with a guy who acts straight then it's a bit harder to find them, idk what to tell you

oh ok... nvm then

What are you studying?

I'll be doing a year of health science, then hopefully get into medicine

Good luck getting a bf doing that lol
I'm sorry for your loss

OwO you wanna play doctor do you?

I suppose if you like Asian guys then med wouldn't be too bad

If it makes you feel good please go ahead, I'd just rather wait and feel the real thing

I like Asians

Why do you say that?

I plan on specializing in a comfy role, like genetic counseling. But I could still play doctor :3

>dedicating 11 years of your life to become a specialist
>comfy
Pick one

But med makes you super busy, and is really stressful and is full of not very fun people.

I presume you are going to Auckland?

UwU user tell me when you finish so I can come over and intentionally break my foot.

Yeah, I had an offer to go to Otago, but that's too far away and too cold. My older bro is in medicine and he's doing fine socially, so I should be okay

I was also thinking of becoming a psychiatrist, so if you wanted any one on one counselling I'd be the man to go to

>but that's too far away and too cold
y-yea
What kind of person would move from Auckland to Study in Otago...
They would have to be really dumb haha...

*sniff* ok

Still a lot smarter than me

...

but you about art and stuff
I don't know shit about that

uh..uh its not what you think it is.

All my knowledge hasn't done anything to help me, whereas you're getting a degree that's actually useful

Have you found that you are unable to enjoy things that you previously found pleasurable, user?

>whereas you're getting a degree that's actually useful
Well... I hope so anyway
I don't know how much employers will value someone who knows about economic theory and fish.

Anyway knowledge is power in itself regardless of its financial application, it's how we grow as individuals and societies and it's defines who we are as people.
You are far ahead of many people who don't take an interest, and will be rewarded as such in one or another :)

I remember when I used to do a lot more than browse the computer. I haven't been able to find a fun hobby in years d-desu.

bit sad lads

Well, what do you enjoy other than browsing the computer?

Sounds like several of us could use a hug tonight

Uh-um. I guess my job. Yeh terminating peoples accounts and writing up reports and being useful is fun.

You on the left

...

Me on the right :3

Do you reckon you could do something with your workmates? Do you have or are interested in any hobbies that could theoretically lead to meeting new people?

OI!
Stop that!
That hug was saved for my bf!

I reckon I could bash most of you cunts.

I'd like to see you try cunt

no you can't, you don't know where we live

We don't do anything outside of work; they all have their own lives to live. I-I don't wanna meet new people I already have friends desu.

You're too sweet
Me on top

...

Sorry desu. I get the hug now :3

Okay I prescribe you as not depressed, but unfortunately it seems that you are gay

Me on the bottom.

Having a cup of tea.

I-I'M NOT GAY I JUST WANNA SNUGGLE WITH CUTIES WHILE I SLEEP ITS NOT HARD TO UNDERSTAND AAAAAAH

no u

I'm going to sleep now. Goodnight everyone; see you all tomorrow!

Goodnight user, sweet dreams

Goodnight buddy, have a pleasant sleep.

Who are you lying to? Us or yourself?