Heem right here

pride rules

stephens won the decision

knees won the fight

bjpenn.com

Colby Bless

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I could heem prime Brendan

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If you think soccer kicks to a downed opponent should be illegal, you're a fucking idiot.

good thread

We all need to literally stop debating until Schaub releases a statement on the situation. This is madness.

me on the right

white people (anglo descendants) are ugly as fuck

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JEREMY "SCHRODINGER" STEPHENS

if this is ruled a nc sport is a kill

every second fucker that gets koed will run to the replay center to appeal

would Jeremy Stephens heem Conor McGregor?

My brother from the Celestial Empire

>cody tells tj he's gonna get knocked out after knocking him down
>gets BTFO
>Emmett tells Stephens he's gonna get knocked out after knocking him down
>gets BTFO
Team beta brainlets

I’d heem (by knee) every single clown itt

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THE WIDE ALBANIAN OF THICK JOINTS

Your wrists will instantly grow by 1" in circumference, but only if you post MASHALLAH THICK ALBANIAN in this thread

Colby use some lube for christ sake the mans broken as it is

Oh yeah?
*puts hands and knees on the canvas*
Now what?

Jeremy Stephens actually is the hardest hitting 145 lb fighter
it is also true that his opponents don't fucking move when he knocks them out

so why is he ridiculed because of what le boxing man said about him?

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>throw blatantly illegal knee to downed opponent
>connect with several blatantly illegal hard elbow strikes to the back of the head
>win with no consequences

what did the UFC mean by this? Is this the famously well functioning US justice system I've heard so many good things about?

His defense is still pretty porous and conor's best attributes are his accuracy and speed.
That being said stephens doesn't get gassed as bad as gooby does and is pretty consistent in his offense.
I also think gooby has better kicks so it'd be a question of who utilizes their weapons better and if stephens could weather the early storm and drag conor into deeper waters.

Is this the guy that got heemed by a boomerang?

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it's a fight you cazual cazzie

when did soyboys start watching mma?
this is warfare you fucking pansy

SCHRODINGERS KNEE

QUANTUM SUICIDE ELBOWS

HEATHEN BLESS

*fucks you in ass*

Colby Bless

Trumps America now

>Dave "Takayama vs Don Frye was the greatest MMA fight of all time" Meltzer.
Get The Fuck Out Of Here

Casuals love conner

Oh god Shogun is going to be in the top 5 again

You can't do that on Fox!

This got his fucking brain scrambled

no because controversial knock outs are rare

no he got heemed by max griffin and ponzinibibio, career over Platinum lost 2 as an unranked fighter, maybe he has a future on the fox analyst team with Bisping

Who da fuq is dis guy

Who was in the wrong?
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what's next for Renan Barão?

The Future belongs to Jeremy.

Colby is a savage. There is no chill in that man.

it's a sport, and sports have rules. Maybe if either of your countries were able to establish and enforce laws effectively you wouldn't be overrun by minorities now.

his head wouldnt be in that position if not for the knee dodge then hit tbqh

he would be more aware if not for the back of head blows tbf

DELET THIS

Our King has spoken.

>dave meltzer

Conor is loud, has relatively good comedic timing, says moderately funny stuff in an Irish accent which makes it about 5x funnier especially to americans. Also, Conor attracts the type of fans who will blindly follow and mimic everything he does and says. Anybody who's been watching UFC for the past 10 years knows who Jeremy Stephens is, but Conor pretends not to recognize him so now he's le 'who the fuck is that guy' guy

>pressing charges over that boomerang shit
He does have no chill, but he's a little bitch

Schrodinger's Cat Zingano may or may not be sitting on my face

lol, that is a textbook foul

but it's up to the ref's discretion to stop it and he was literally feet away (and he's the senior official now that Big John is memeing it up in Bellator)

Jeremy legit looks like a completely different fighter to the one who fought Edgar.

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>tfw the numale/soyboy/reddit fanboys lost there boy tonight
>feels good


good riddance, go watch a sport you can actually handle.

You do realise "pressing charges" isn't a real fucking thing. If you break the law you can be prosecuted for it irrespective of whether the victim wants the person to be prosecuted for the crime. It's the state charging the individual not the person you goof.

Fighting on fightpass until his contract runs out

Nice overanalyzing, autist. It was a funny, well timed line that everyone laughed at during the press conference and people repeat it because it was funny and because it's fun to shitpost

That's it? That looks like a proper heem to me. Don't see the big deal here...

she may or maynot also be on your dick/no dick

Cruz

he isnt a rapper fucking mogoloid, hes a pro fighter he can press chargers when an animal attacks him

very good analysis

I would also add that Conor's appeal is at the 25- target group mostly where the punchlines and roasting are important

If you think it's ok to assault people in public with deadly weapons you are a filthy animal.

t. 189er

If an illegal knee lands, but no one is around to call it, did the knee actually land?

Think on that

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cruz

DC is a lagit cry baby

is boomerang a deadly weapon? lmao

>"That was not an illegal knee. In fact, Emmett headbutted Jeremy in the knee."

Cruz in damage control

He's not wrong.

WMD to abbos tbqh

J-James Spader?

>thought in my head
>"saki vs stephens would be spicy"
>reminded saki is a LHW

after all those years watching k1, i always picture saki as a small guy since he was always fighting above his weight class

feels weird man

>Is a large stick designed to be thrown a weapon?
Yes a boomerang is a weapon.
You big stupid.

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Kek you're the exact type of person I was describing in that post.

Even though Barao and Perry lost, it was still a decent event

It's really not though, it's literally a stick. People only call it a weapon because subhuman abos were too stupid to ever invent an actual weapon.

of course is a weapon, a deadly one? i didn't know that, maybe there's not so many dangers situations in cucknada

jeremy heathen is to Sup Forums
what mike perry is to r*ddit

pat berry the 12chan choice

Good prelim and main card, doesn't happen often

Pretty soyboy response tbqf my man

>Andrade-Torres won FOTN over Jouban-Saunders

WMMA was a mistake

>12chan

Is that the one with all the pedos?

>instead of beating opponents with a stick lets throw it at them instead

Australians literally dumber than Cave Men

I could kill a moose or enraged walrus with a boomerang from my sleigh riding at a good 6mph anytime.
That's plenty deadly enough to kill a man.

It's definitely a weapon but I wouldn't say it was deadly in the way that it was used, plus it wasn't a real boomerang, just a shitty toy one.

You have to encourage spice in the woman fights somehow. Most of these chicks just pitter patter around and boxercise each other to a decision, it's laughable. At least Andrade brings a fight.

this is all kind of moot anyway since there's no one in the division who could touch Max, at least until he's out of his prime (2-3 years for that division). Stephens should fight Aldo, that's a great fight for where Stephens is at now.

It was a very good fight. I just thought Jouban and Saunders was better. I feel bad for Saunders he got brutally heemed and is probably getting cut

he wasn't even bleeding by the fucking boomerang, fuck off

DC is right, hate Cruz.

Frankie is unironically going to wrestlefuck Max to death.

Fights that make sense now:
Aldo/Stephens
Andrade vs Rose/Joanna winner
Oezdemir/Latifi
Perry/Retirement

>Stephens should fight Aldo, that's a great fight for where Stephens is at now.
yeah this is the fight I agree

I think stephens could knock him out. Max leads with his chin and takes two to throw one.
I don't think he's going to have a lot of longevity with that style.

Chaos Covington was the real winner tonight

Stephens would delete all that's left of Aldo's chin