Who's ready to see Germs get BTFO'd?

Who's ready to see Germs get BTFO'd?

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GooooooooooooooooooooAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

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But Russia is not playing against Germany.

easiest gold in the history of OG

I'm drinking finnish vodka. Fuck russia.

dubs and germany wins

ROSSIYA

ROSSIYA

Can't wait for people to say this olympics doesn't count because NHL players weren't there, while 3 of the top scorers in the NHL are Russians that also didn't get to go.

Medvedeva-chan!!!!!! I love you!!!!!

Why are those olympic athletes waving the russian flag?

lad

Game is Russian's

niceme.me

first gold for OAR, good for them. shame russia isn't competing

Where's the celebration thread?

don cherry is so mad that there's no canadians on the ice

This olympics doesn't count because NHL players weren't there.

>autism = the post
I thought you were better than this, Dan+Mark.

why don't russian women ever look good past 30?

digits and germany win on OT

>the fake 2018 medal of OAR

for me, its bathe-bathe

Fuck Russia but fuck Germany even more. Let's go OAR!

They also got beaten by a german team from the german league. Other teams atleast got some ppl from KHL

We didn't invent vodka anyway, so who cares.
It's not even our national alcoholic drink, as it was brought into the country from outside (during Pyotr I times).

*Why don't women ever look good past 30?

rolling dubs for germany

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> blackpink

good choice

they can but what you're referring to is called the "babushka bomb" they go to bed hot and then one day around 30-35 you just wake up next to a grandma version of your previous hottie.

is not fun

redemption!!!

Don Cherry is an autistic bad meme.

If you lose this game, are you going to tell us about how you didn't invent hockey so no one cares?

>NHL players weren't there
Wasn't Cannedturd's """""team""""" almost completely consisting of NHL players, though?

its over guys, OAR about to get BTFO'D

Fuck r*ssia
Go Germany!

youtube.com/watch?v=a3tuL7I0kEM

They're just rolling a highlight reel of Canadian goals, problem solved.

>first gold for OAR
second

>be Voynov
>sign huge contract with LA Kings after winning 2 Stan Lee Cups
>beat the shit out of waifu and throw her into a TV
>claim "you didn't intend to injure her"
>get suspended indefinitely by the NHL
>go to jail for 3 months
>get deported
>your home country gets banned from the olympics
>athletes from your country get re-instated and allowed to compete under Olympic flag
>win olympic gold
Truly a great comeback story

hard life ages you faster

big strong suomi

The more you guys cheer against us, the sweeter will be the victory, so cheer more for Germany please, M OAR! M OAR!

That’s sad. Is there anyway to prevent that and make Russian women age beautiful?

But all my favourite camgirl bimbos are russian

"no"

guess the two gold medals* you guys "won" won't count either then

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reminder Ukraine >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. russia

>S E E T H I N G
So delishus

The ones that actually take care of themselves look good, diet+exercise

the ukraine is not a real country

Yeah they do.

>cuts out the part where they lost the war

=(

Neither is OAR.

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Russians are the Zerg

They're poorly trained fighters, but will win in the end because of sheer numbers and will to keep up the fight

sorry no nhl no matter your medals* are nothing

It's not like the Russian team wasn't hurt at all by NHL players not playing...

ebin match :DDDDDDDDDDDDDd

>live long enough to see Russia get olympic gold in hockey again
>still not under the Russian flag

Is the тpикoлop cursed?

It was EUN, not OAR.

God bless those beautiful Russian women. How can I date those cute without them leaving? What do they see in a man?

kc geheimrat

Last time we won the Olympic gold was also under the Olympic flag btw, in 1992. We wuz CIS scum back then.

Their wallet and their passport uwu

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It hurts Russia for sure, but their roster is still stacked compared to every other team at the Olympics. In past Olympics they basically had two loaded lines but were shit compared to Canada in terms of depth and defensemen.

Money and masculinity. It helps to be handy around the house too

What a hero- with the game winning goal.

Sounds like a plan to me

1) Get banned again in time for the 2022 games
2) Play under the Olympic flag we keep winning with
3) ???
4) PROFIT

>being pookranian

>1) Get banned again in time for the 2022 games
The easiest part, yep.

But we didn't invent hockey. :\
As for national alcoholic beverages - Russian national alcoholic drink was always Medovukha. It's been around for more than a thousand years. Vodka came way later and it was imported here, it was never our national alcoholic product. We basically didn't know at all what vodka was until Pyotr I times, which is late 17-th century, and considering that Russia exists longer than a thousand years by now, vodka introduction to our country is basically a very recent thing.

Come on OAR, let us win and get that sweet 15th gold medal

>Les commentateur disent rondelle ou disque. Mais tous les joueur disent puck.
I swear they always say "palet" here.

>average wage 144€ a month

I would be broke if I earned that much a day

Пшёл нaхep oтcюдa, бeзмoзглый либepacт.

we need that gild moar than u

i have a russian friend and she genuinely doesnt believe that russians dope. its all a conspiracy done by the west. how 2 learn to become propaganda master like russian govt??

you realize that Ukraine is literally a warzone, right?

onces > blinks

>Ukraine is literally a warzone
what?

Everyone's doping. The Russians just need to stop it with the Meldonium.

No broofs. Reminder the official line is the kgb drilled into the lab and tampered with samples

donetsk will win

germans don't know there's friendly fire in this game

>He's shitposting about Meldonium again

A daily reminder to keep uneducated shitposting autists at bay: ~ ~

Fucking hardcore servers, everytime

How does German adults have such low wealth? Less than Greece? Theres no way that is right.

>Ukraine is literally a warzone
Not yet. Not until south-eastern knights begin cleansing the land off of all that neo-nazi revanchist swine scum from central and western regions of the country.

50% taxes will do that to you

score?

DON'T PLAY DUMB IVAN

socialist German government is spreading around old money and giving it to Muslim and Turkish immigrants

I missed when germany has started playing ice hockey

3 million migrants with no assets would probably affect that

Criminal tax rates

You have my condolences.

don't Germans not buy houses and they just rent whereas in Greece home ownership is a big thing?

is this the new thread?