Dem tits

>dem tits
>dat ass
>dick sucking lips
>fabulously wealthy family that does ridiculous favours for you if you're nice to Cheryl
>fun demented grandma
Would you stick your dick in crazy, Sup Forums?

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>Would you stick your dick in crazy, Sup Forums?
I have, many times, and I regretted it

but i'd probably do it again

Her lips look gross and shes wrinkly

None of the girls on this show are spectacular to be honest. They pale in comparison to other teen dramas like The OC or even Pretty Little Liars.

I don't think a teen drama will ever feature hotter girls than Mischa Barton and Rachel Bilson in their primes though.

Mrs Lodge tho

Brunette > Black girl > Blonde > Redhead

How do you find crazy?

Only if she stops calling me Jason.

Usually it finds you. It isn't like there's a shortage, either.

without a doubt

I'd tap her maple tree if you know what I'm saying

Well, how do you know it's crazy?

The light skinned black girl (Val) is actually the prettiest one.

In my experience, they start talking about how they're poly-amorous on the first date, and proceed to drink you under the table and expect you to pay for "the next round".

Then you find out that their parents not only pay for their apartment and all their living expenses, but they'll shell out thousands of bucks in the middle of the damn semester so they can have a couple weeks bumming around in Vietnam doing hippie shit instead of studying for their finals.

That's not crazy, that's just typical behavior of a huge cunt.
I though we were talking about legit craziness.

Well, she also never wore shoes and was MASSIVELY bipolar, but that didn't bother me as much as the general shittyness of her character.

Like, never wore shoes inside or never wore shoes period

I feel like this is who Bella Thorne is trying to transform into, but is turning into a mutant in the process.

>she also never wore shoes and was MASSIVELY bipolar
My shtick just got a whole lot harder.

Period.

I mean, she wore them when we first met and on our date, but every time I saw her after, totally barefoot. She said she was "a free spirit".
I said she was a host for a thriving family of hookworms.

>Would you stick your dick in crazy, Sup Forums?
You're not my supervisor!

Well nigga post some pics then

Where them pics?

How'd she get into places? Most restaurants and shops tend to have a shoe policy

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Doing God's work, user.

/hr/ thread when? Or Riverdale /hr/ thread when?

The redheads lips, are they natural?

This
Especially if you're a bit introverted / shy I guarantee crazy girls will come to you

>nigger eyes

no thanks, I'd rather fuck a trash bag full of shit.

I doubt it, but who am I to complain?

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So you hate brown eyes? You're going to have tough life considering 70% of earth population have them.

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i kinda agree with this. she'd be god-tier if she had green eyes.

Dude it's much more than that. A very small percentage of Earth's population doesn't have brown eyes.

White opinions > nigger opinions

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Krager's trip is #KSTEW4EVER

It's "au naturel" and it doesn't refer to having work done, but getting make-up or an haircut, you dumb bitch.

why is she posting her lolilips does she want people to want to kiss them?

>whore lipstick
>fake whore lashes
people fall for this?

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betty is the only cute riverdale girl

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Alice > Betty

You never know until it's too late. At first it's great and then before you know it there's a fuckton of cassette tapes on your doorstep and you're being followed low-key by a black guy in a muscle car for a few weeks.

>20 minutes into murdering Jason and chill when she gives you that look

surprised by the lack of wemb

>>dem tits
>>dat ass
>posts a pic showing neither
fuck off, reddito

Wtf is wrong with Archie? He chose Veronica over Cheryl.

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