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hope millie doesn't turn out flat
what are you trying to say
dumb prodposter
when you have nothing to distinguish yourself you start looking for anything
you forgot weetbix instead of weet-a-bix
MBB
I wouldn't mind, she's a qt3.14 either way
me at toil
had to stay late on a Friday afternoon
>IRA army
>Irish Republican army army
weetbix is objectively a better word than weetabix
three syllables is a mouthful
oh yeah, letting the /brit/ afternoon shift see that shirt as well, good call
how do we stop the jews?
do i have permission to faceapp you x
how many cocks have you sucked this month so far
going to guess 12
looking suave today tim
>Australia is a really bizarro version of the UK
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>vegemite instead marmite
>its a country where 'smiths' crisps became the dominant brand instead of walkers
>their cadbury chocolates look the same but are different for some reason.
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>woolworths is still an extant shop there and has even expanded to a supermarket.
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>truly bizarre
>3x day with 5% sacylic acid combined with adapalene
jesus fucking christ no wonder your skin is shiny, sacylyic acid, benzoyl peroxide and retinoids are great, but use too much and they dry your skin out like no tomorrow, combined with no moisturizer and your skin doesn't know what day of the week it is
Lay off these 3(probably use one a day), and get a gentle cleanser. What kind of acne does cerave cause when you use it?(Whiteheads? Rash-type acne?)
Cerave or cetaphil in the tub, make sure to patch test(some people are allergic to fatty alcohols which these 2 contain)
oh come on
look French and sophisticated mate. Be my bf xxx
>weetbix
It would be a good word if it were weebix. Weetabix rolls off the tongue better than wheat-bix
they're both australian, no need to fight about it
why so low res
go for it
go bum your dad you faggot lmao
rugged and manly turtle, I like it
hey you fucking selfish anglos, why is it that getting drunk even cant make me feel emotion?
h-hi turtle :3
Rec me TWO items to try from local wallyworlds Brit food selection
>wahh wahh i can't feel emotion wahh wahh so deep and mysterious wahh
fuck off you big poof
youve stirred the benders well done
>lil peep aka gustav åhr
>both parents were harvard graduates
>turn out to white trash
america laid its dirty hands on another swedish family
you're most likely a can of cheese
aero mints are the goat chocolate bar desu
HP SAUCE
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they changed the formula recently
they've gone to shit
Are those a couple of bottles of cheeky Nandos sauce I see there
heinz beanz
yorkie
quintessentially british
feel like pure shit just want cadbury marble back
Me when late for toil
why you gotta bring that up
>deep and mysterious
putting words in my mouth has never triggered me so much. fuck you kangaroo fucker your entire island is full of "poofs" you british wannabe retard
Heinz beans and HP sauce
>What kind of acne does cerave cause when you use it?(Whiteheads? Rash-type acne?)
Literally just deep cysts. My skin has a perpetual backdrop of dozens of minor, surface level pimples and discolorations regardless. And slackening the wash never works. Whenever I lay off its less greasy but the general quality of my skin gets gradually worse.
The only time I've ever actually eliminated my acne has been when I've bought those benzoyl peroxide spot treatment creams and used it on my face like a lotion and left it overnight. Epiduo worked very well for me and it's benzoyl. Does beta carotene have a noticeable affect on your skin? I think it has on mine so far.
cerave only ever helped my acne
If a geneticist ever read my genetic code he'd recommend euthanasia.
fucking hate plebs at museums who take pictures of EVERYTHING yet don't even bother to read the descriptions
cheers, you look pretty good with the female1 filter combinations and especially mongy with everything else
the big poof must be on the rag, look at him go
you try zinc, selenium, vitamin A and vitamin e supplements?
NEED a turtle gf
have you not been on accutane yet?
Your acne is most likely the kind no over the counter product or skincare routine will fix entirely
Italian diaspora in Australia become turtle and they become the terrone poster in Yankland.
kinda reminds me of one of those twitter commie slags
Taking a stroll through Tower Hamlets lads
turtlemong is more of a timid bruce than a wacky one
the low test bruce one might say
>buying heinz beans
there's literally no difference to most homebrand variants
you're unoriginal and sad and nothing you care about means anything, stop being the biggest fucking kangaroo fucker in australia
SARA
Beta carotene has vitamin A but nothing else. What do these do?
I'm going to ask for it when I go in again.
*tannoy sounds*
would love to shoot one up myself tbqh
not really timid irl
a lack of any of these is believed to cause or worsen acne. Vitamin A and zinc are the most important for fighting acne
824 days until Millie is 16
>im more timid on the internet believe me im a chad irl
hmm
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Funny as the beige menace heems him out of orbit
i've never seen a real person before who so perfectly looks like every stereotype of an evil doctor before
so fucking hot
it's literally the doctor from mgsv m8
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well that's not really okay, is it
didn't say I was a chad you stupid yank
based
do not give attention to 'urtle
it feeds off attention
starve it, and it will shrivel and die
you are tho mate
howl every time i see a new picture of him desu
Read a Reddit post about someone being hired to impregnate an Amish person's wife because the man was too old or too genetically related or something, and the Redditor had to fuck the woman through a sheet. Envisioning how awkward it would be if the Redditor was chinese or black lol.
It's the nuclear option for acne tbqh, when everything else has been tried, it's literally a hyperdosage of vitamin A, you'll have to have your bloods checked regularly and shit
Make sure to use a good sunscreen(SPF50++++ or higher, that's FOUR pluses) WHENEVER you step outside, accutane works, but while it's working you're skin will be EXTREMELY photosensitive
good luck user
hmm been a bit more successful with lasses lately but I think that's just a side effect of getting older
Seeing slutty schoolgirls in the morning is honestly the highlight of my day
do not even acknlowedge it
it absorbs such things and uses it to grow
starve it, and it dies
we will be rid of the creature for ever
You have terrific hair, I kinda want to rub your shoulders, like it would please me to make you feel good... no homo
thanks lad. good job becoming a dermatologist too. heard this was one of the most desirable and difficult types of doctor to be.
give me a coming of age movie to watch
the world is so messed up and disorienting, i can honestly see why so many people succumb to paranoia and conspiracy theories
will only leave /brit/ if I get an attractive gf that loves me (like ed did)
'postrophe
Mr. Toilenstein is asking us to work a half day tomorrow
not true
withnail and i
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why does a little virgin like you care lmao
and/or alcoholism
sue
Sharwoods and some cream crackers
need to have standards
yes
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never knew red bounty existed, thanks for the american education
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