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hope millie doesn't turn out flat

what are you trying to say
dumb prodposter

when you have nothing to distinguish yourself you start looking for anything

you forgot weetbix instead of weet-a-bix

MBB

I wouldn't mind, she's a qt3.14 either way

me at toil
had to stay late on a Friday afternoon

>IRA army
>Irish Republican army army

weetbix is objectively a better word than weetabix
three syllables is a mouthful

oh yeah, letting the /brit/ afternoon shift see that shirt as well, good call

how do we stop the jews?

do i have permission to faceapp you x

how many cocks have you sucked this month so far
going to guess 12

looking suave today tim

>Australia is a really bizarro version of the UK
>
>vegemite instead marmite
>its a country where 'smiths' crisps became the dominant brand instead of walkers
>their cadbury chocolates look the same but are different for some reason.
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>woolworths is still an extant shop there and has even expanded to a supermarket.
>
>truly bizarre

>3x day with 5% sacylic acid combined with adapalene

jesus fucking christ no wonder your skin is shiny, sacylyic acid, benzoyl peroxide and retinoids are great, but use too much and they dry your skin out like no tomorrow, combined with no moisturizer and your skin doesn't know what day of the week it is

Lay off these 3(probably use one a day), and get a gentle cleanser. What kind of acne does cerave cause when you use it?(Whiteheads? Rash-type acne?)


Cerave or cetaphil in the tub, make sure to patch test(some people are allergic to fatty alcohols which these 2 contain)

oh come on

look French and sophisticated mate. Be my bf xxx

>weetbix
It would be a good word if it were weebix. Weetabix rolls off the tongue better than wheat-bix

they're both australian, no need to fight about it
why so low res

go for it

go bum your dad you faggot lmao

rugged and manly turtle, I like it

hey you fucking selfish anglos, why is it that getting drunk even cant make me feel emotion?

h-hi turtle :3

Rec me TWO items to try from local wallyworlds Brit food selection

>wahh wahh i can't feel emotion wahh wahh so deep and mysterious wahh
fuck off you big poof

youve stirred the benders well done

>lil peep aka gustav åhr
>both parents were harvard graduates
>turn out to white trash
america laid its dirty hands on another swedish family

you're most likely a can of cheese

aero mints are the goat chocolate bar desu

HP SAUCE
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they changed the formula recently
they've gone to shit

Are those a couple of bottles of cheeky Nandos sauce I see there

heinz beanz
yorkie

quintessentially british

feel like pure shit just want cadbury marble back

Me when late for toil

why you gotta bring that up

>deep and mysterious
putting words in my mouth has never triggered me so much. fuck you kangaroo fucker your entire island is full of "poofs" you british wannabe retard

Heinz beans and HP sauce

>What kind of acne does cerave cause when you use it?(Whiteheads? Rash-type acne?)
Literally just deep cysts. My skin has a perpetual backdrop of dozens of minor, surface level pimples and discolorations regardless. And slackening the wash never works. Whenever I lay off its less greasy but the general quality of my skin gets gradually worse.

The only time I've ever actually eliminated my acne has been when I've bought those benzoyl peroxide spot treatment creams and used it on my face like a lotion and left it overnight. Epiduo worked very well for me and it's benzoyl. Does beta carotene have a noticeable affect on your skin? I think it has on mine so far.

cerave only ever helped my acne

If a geneticist ever read my genetic code he'd recommend euthanasia.

fucking hate plebs at museums who take pictures of EVERYTHING yet don't even bother to read the descriptions

cheers, you look pretty good with the female1 filter combinations and especially mongy with everything else

the big poof must be on the rag, look at him go

you try zinc, selenium, vitamin A and vitamin e supplements?

NEED a turtle gf

have you not been on accutane yet?

Your acne is most likely the kind no over the counter product or skincare routine will fix entirely

Italian diaspora in Australia become turtle and they become the terrone poster in Yankland.

kinda reminds me of one of those twitter commie slags

Taking a stroll through Tower Hamlets lads

turtlemong is more of a timid bruce than a wacky one

the low test bruce one might say

>buying heinz beans
there's literally no difference to most homebrand variants

you're unoriginal and sad and nothing you care about means anything, stop being the biggest fucking kangaroo fucker in australia

SARA

Beta carotene has vitamin A but nothing else. What do these do?

I'm going to ask for it when I go in again.

*tannoy sounds*

would love to shoot one up myself tbqh
not really timid irl

a lack of any of these is believed to cause or worsen acne. Vitamin A and zinc are the most important for fighting acne

824 days until Millie is 16

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>im more timid on the internet believe me im a chad irl

hmm

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Funny as the beige menace heems him out of orbit

i've never seen a real person before who so perfectly looks like every stereotype of an evil doctor before

so fucking hot

it's literally the doctor from mgsv m8

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well that's not really okay, is it

didn't say I was a chad you stupid yank

based

do not give attention to 'urtle
it feeds off attention
starve it, and it will shrivel and die

you are tho mate

howl every time i see a new picture of him desu

Read a Reddit post about someone being hired to impregnate an Amish person's wife because the man was too old or too genetically related or something, and the Redditor had to fuck the woman through a sheet. Envisioning how awkward it would be if the Redditor was chinese or black lol.

It's the nuclear option for acne tbqh, when everything else has been tried, it's literally a hyperdosage of vitamin A, you'll have to have your bloods checked regularly and shit

Make sure to use a good sunscreen(SPF50++++ or higher, that's FOUR pluses) WHENEVER you step outside, accutane works, but while it's working you're skin will be EXTREMELY photosensitive

good luck user

hmm been a bit more successful with lasses lately but I think that's just a side effect of getting older

Seeing slutty schoolgirls in the morning is honestly the highlight of my day

do not even acknlowedge it
it absorbs such things and uses it to grow
starve it, and it dies
we will be rid of the creature for ever

You have terrific hair, I kinda want to rub your shoulders, like it would please me to make you feel good... no homo

thanks lad. good job becoming a dermatologist too. heard this was one of the most desirable and difficult types of doctor to be.

give me a coming of age movie to watch

the world is so messed up and disorienting, i can honestly see why so many people succumb to paranoia and conspiracy theories

will only leave /brit/ if I get an attractive gf that loves me (like ed did)

'postrophe

Mr. Toilenstein is asking us to work a half day tomorrow

not true

withnail and i

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why does a little virgin like you care lmao

and/or alcoholism

sue

Sharwoods and some cream crackers

need to have standards

yes

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never knew red bounty existed, thanks for the american education

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