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Bran

First post for Azor Ahai and Best character

>betamax faggot and literal cuck

lel kill yourself

Lady Stoneheart?

5th for best mummy in westeros and /ourgirl/

more like lady stonedick

>Jaime isn't his favorite character

sad imo

Why did Aegon name both his daughters Osha?

I never read the books, but I read some quotes of Catelyn, and her extended biography, and she seems like a fucking bitch

>reminder that strawpoll put Arianne as /got/'s #2 girl

cat is a huge cunt

fuck off

show jaime is a bitch

Ronny StoneCock

Hello greenhandfags. Long time no shill.

you're in for a rough season

Cat was a god damn moron

if she's such a great mummy why are almost all her children mentally challenged?

>you are now aware that Cat is a slut who took a creampie seconds before allowing the maester into her bedchamber

I know Q_Q

if she was to command luwin to lick her clean, is he dutifully obliged to do it?

>Dude shes a slut because her husband fucked her

>implying she didn't do so to cuck Ned for fathering Jon with his sister

you aware how much mess sex makes? you don't think it's pretty slutty not to clean up somewhat before admitting an elderly man?

What did the clouds mean by this?

is this real?

>brienne still not the best

He's probably a virgin

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true, but then porn should give a general idea, there's a reason they're called skanks after all.

Not that much mess. She doesn't really get that wet and I finish up in like 30/40 pumps.

Looks like a new meme post.

Anyone got the new Melisandre preggo nudes?

sex doesnt have to make that much mess, esp if it's a quickie. i go raw in my wife and a towel will pretty much get all of it up in 10 seconds

A towel? I use two sheets of two ply if I've had my breakfast. Don't get old.

>you aware how much mess sex makes?

This
Cerseifags fuck off and take your kettleblack cumdumpster with you

>"No," Catelyn said. "We will need your counsel." She threw back the furs and climbed from the bed. The night air was as cold as the grave on her bare skin as she padded across the room.
>Maester Luwin averted his eyes. Even Ned looked shocked. "What are you doing?" he asked.
l-lewd

According to this poll further revisions are required.
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The guy did see five human beings come out of her vagina.

that bit is actually confusing
wtf was he doing at riverrun?

>arianne second
poll compromised and discounted
no changes will be made

She does have the most responsive nipples though.

>I finish up in like 30/40 pumps
I wonder why she doesn't get that wet...

Any news about Winds of Winter?

It's not out yet.

Meera

Yeah it got cancelled for a set of twenty new wildcards books

And you call it a "news"?

So long to the only non degenerate YAAAAAAAAAAAS SLAAY QUEEEEN female character on the show.

>waaahh she said mean things to poor widdle jon snu

Maario Naharis

>Arianne the worst

Theon is the best character, no question. Jaime is up there with Barristan, Aeron and Sandor, but he's not the best.

which is a worse female pov?

Asha, Dany, Brienne

Here's a screenshot that another user took of one of my shitty short posts that remind you all of some of Meera's importance as a narrative figure and her centrality in the degeneration of /got/ as a worthwhile narrative.

I can no longer bring myself to even write short stuff like this because I couldn't give a tuppenny fuck about this universe as it stands in the current show.

>Asha is charming, and gives us a POV in based Stannis's camp.
>Brienne has a classic destruction arc which has to give you a chub, she starts off as this untested knight who never fought for her life, never saw war or its aftermath, and never had the question her oaths and morality. Thought the feast all of that is stripped from her as she goes through the worst trail by fire imaginable. She has to fight and kill to stay alive, she sees what war does to the land and men in it, some so dehumanized that they fucking eat her face, and others gone but not beyond redemption, and in the end, she has to weigh her oath, life, and morality against one another. It's good shit.
>Dany had a good arc in the first book. A heroic run through the third. And a revelation that her heroic run wasn't without consequences in the fifth book, where she has to find the balance between her mysha and mother of dragons personas.

Arianne is a dumb slut whose plotting ability is worse than Cersei's. I can understand her desire to get what is hers by right, but the way she chose to go about it was the dumbest, most contrived piece of shit plan I have ever heard. She doesn't grow and we never really get to know her.

>Arianne is a dumb slut whose plotting ability is worse than Cersei's
this. maybe she wouldn't have come across so retarded if you only saw her through ser aerys eyes. all mysterious and femme fatal and what have you. but giving that woman a pov before she was "needed" to show aegon through more critical eyes or whatever was wrong.

>Arianne's POV
>Darkstar is hot
>Aerys is hot
>Dad is stupid lol
>Aerys is hot but stupid
>Im so smart
>Aerys is dead oh shit
>Darkstar betrayed me nooooo he was hot??
>Dad locked me up omg

I will never forgive that dumb bitch for getting Aerys killed.

at least she gives us some insight into the greatest character ever conceived in literature

The best thing I can say about her is that she's better than show Ellaria. But that's like being dryer than water.

Reminder Darkstar war present as a young squire at the tower of joy

DS+L=J

Darkstar was a squire child at the tower of joy. Ned spared his life and swore him to secrecy. He is the most dangerous man in dorne due to the information in is head.
The venom and hatred towards the Martells is due to the tactics they used in keeping him quiet.
As he I was weaned on venom, Dalt. Any viper takes a bite of me will rue it.

he would've been a young boy and most likely a squire to his cousin arthur. too young to sire jon

as he says*

george writes as he said as a gardener planting ideas that can take various routes.

he left the option to have jon be the son of rhaegar and lyanna and left open the possibility of jon being ashara daynes son.

he left open the possibility of dany being a targaryen, a dayne, a blackfyre and daughter of lyanna.

he left open the possibility of young griff to either be a blackfyre, the legitimate aegon the 6th and the possibility of being lyannas son.

I think the routes they'll take depends of either accommodating fan service or going out of his way to deny what the fans want or have either caught on to.

also rhaegars intention was to wed the dragon to the weirwood not the direwolf.

he left open ghost to either be symbolic of house targaryen and symbolic of the weirwood. I think it comes down to lyannas mother and her flint of the mountains blood and it's blood from beyond the wall

Faceless Men in a nutshell.

all of mummy's children are intelligent and kind

Why is Darkstar such a great character?
One of the few characters left where the meme question "what's his endgame" is actually meaningful
Also >white hair >purple eyes

you may enjoy this

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first for i want to change my name to bran stark

why is it that /got/ is obsessed with meaningless side characters like Darkstar, Meera, Bran or Stannis but loathes the better developped and more interesting main characters like Jon, Daenerys or Tyrion ?

refine your bait

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But Darkstar, Meera, Bran, Stannis, Jon, Daenerys and Tyrion are aĺ meaningless and uninteresting

>Darkstar
>meaningless

Uh what

different user, but pretty sure he's talking about that news article that was posted last thread
go take a look

Stannis was literally desperate bitch: the character the whole series

>i'll use magic to kill my brother and take his army
>oh shit my army got slaughtered
>i'll go north and try to steal their army
>oh nice some wildlings, i'll kill their king then try to get them to fight for me and even make them citizens of my kingdom even though that's batshit retarded
>oh fuck that didn't work and none of the Northern lords give a shit about me because I didn't help them when Ned died
>oh nice this bastard happens to be Ned's son, I'll try to get him to break his vows

I could go on but my autism has its limits

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

didn't you just get arrested in kent?

>i'll try to take every opportunity i can to further my cause
wow really gets the noggin joggin

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How come these two don't even kiss you'd think they'd get together after going through an arctic wasteland for weeks and watching two of their companions get killed.

Except he has solid ideas he's building to, like how he had a draft of daggers in the dark zince early 2000s, and has the ending figured out, and knows who lives znd dies, and already had an outline Oct r Jon's parentage and how it lets him fuck Arya.

How he gets there specifically may require growth and trimming, but an apple tree will always grow into an apple tree

Whoa someone besides me actually made a thread

But she's going to get her dad so she can join Bran Gilly and Sam in the group of characters that only exist to tell Jon about Rhaegar being his dad
I would imagine things get pretty sweaty with all that hot steamy air that is pumped through Winterfell

Yeah man Ned has to roll off and open a window every time it gets so hot

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GAS PEDOES

Bad poosy should've had a larger spot there I think

Curse DABID, curse the jews, curse DABID JEWS! CURSE THEN ALL, FUCKING CANCER DAVID JEWISH PEOPLE

Lotta loyalty for a hired catspaw

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Does Melisandre know?
Does she cares?

>The red woman wears black with wisps of red

fucking Dorkstar