/f1/ - Formula 1 General - 0 (zero) podiums edition

>Car launch dates:
Haas VF18 - EXPOSED
Williams FW41 - EXPOSED
Red Bull RB14 - EXPOSED
Alfa Romeo Sauber C37 - EXPOSED
Renault RS18 - EXPOSED
Ferrari SF71H - EXPOSED
Mercedes W09 - EXPOSED
McLaren MCL33 - EXPOSED
Force India VJM11 - 26 February (Barcelona)
Toro Rosso STR13 - 26 February (Barcelona) and LEAKED

>Pre-season testing details:
Countdown: timeanddate.com/s/3eq4
Test 1 dates: Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March
Test 2 dates: Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/
(23-25 March)

>Countdown to FKino in Bahrain:
fiaformula2.com/
(6-8 April)

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it/spf1general

>Nico Hulkenberg's F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
135 (137 entries)

>Moto GP status
Worse than F1

>2018 WDC
Gimi

>News:
Jorda testing for Formula E
Testing soon

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gimi

Gimi

>The suggestions were amplified by comments made during Sky Sports F1’s coverage of the season-closing Abu Dhabi Grand Prix, where pit lane reporter Ted Kravitz noted that commentator David Croft would be “standing in a commentary box” for long periods of time during testing, alluding to the potential of live coverage.


tfw roosed by Ted.

gimi

>Jorda in Formula E

Why is Liberty trying to eliminate women from F1? What's next, ordering Ruth Buscombe to close her instagram?

dubs for another shit season

gimi

>tfw 2018 season already worse than 2017

singles ad MWL

As long as it's BWL

Why were they?

Ahh good they aren't just based entirely on your search history

0 FULL DAYS UNTIL TESTING

gimi

gimbles

dead thread

dead legs

MotoGP

Imagine having no e-friends to meme with.

MotoSad

No friends and no e-friends.
I only come here because it's a habit (been here for years so no dumb toothpaste and been watching F1 for more than 20y), I just cannot stop coming here.
Indeed sad

Dead series

dead legs

werkenbijmcdonalds.nl/

Couldn't do a catered search like I did for the Western Australia NEET because I really don't want to learn dutch (ugly language to be honest) but this would be a good way to get your life on track werkenbijmcdonalds.nl/ combine a job with a gym membership and you'll be making friends in no time.

motorsport.com/all/article/?id=1008639/

Can Renault do ANYTHING right?

>Friendly reminder that Prost got sacked from Renault because he fucked both Rene Arnoux's and his team boss' wifes.

Wonder what's going on in the paddock nowadays.

McRedBull BTFO

>“Our target is more or less to start in Melbourne with the same performance level as we finished in Abu Dhabi – which is actually quite a decent performance baseline,” he said.

So are the admitting they turned STR's engines to Renault Clio levels or just ignoring them?

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DUDE MALAYSIA LMAO

Eternal based nipple Jap

They mean the performance level that saw Max unable to challenge old man Kimi in fuel saving mode?

>halo
I still can't get over it lads

>the state of renault

Can we confirm Mclel will be the wooden spoon team?

Watch our two wheeled racing series

guys, i am planning to order a big kbd + mouse mat with a custom print, and the only one i currently find appropriate is pic related. I think it'd fit ok. Any other ideas ?

don't forget your rbg leds

...

Ok lads, that's what I'm at for now

$troll crashes

nipple Jap strikes again

but reliable is fast

Quality sponsors

>that sponsor
I feel like Waglad needs to get himself a logo other than his silly social media avatar because he truly powers us.

>a team posts cringey social media
Make that all the teams do it together and then cross it off as completed

I feel like we should expect something from Leclerc but I don't know why.
Also
>FatJohn complains like a little bitch
>Christian Horner takes a swipe at Renault

>Amd Amx sets a time ending in 33 digits.
>STR loses engine cover
>Hamilton sperges out over digital media

They have quali mode now though

>McLmao goes to Renault for engines
>Renault is suddenly shit
>Honda is actually great now and Red Bull might change
Is McLmao the gift that keeps on giving?

That doesn't mean much if it can't match Mercedes or Ferrari. They didn't have one last year, and yet Honda did.

Yeah and the redbulls weren't bad during quali either

Ferrari breakdown, season over

Yes, but there was a noticeable gap at most tracks.

>Make that all the teams do it together and then cross it off as completed

>Ferrari banting

>>FatJohn complains like a little bitch

We wouldn't hear it tho

Checked

Doing god's work user.

#BLESS

Driver complains about halo on radio or blames it for causing a collision..
Stroll doesn't score.
On-screen telemetry graphs fail.
Mercedes 1-2.

>Driver complains about halo on radio or blames it for causing a collision..
>Stroll doesn't score.
>On-screen telemetry graphs fail.

We wouldn't hear it
There aren't points to score
There aren't on-screen telemetry graphs
There isn't something on-screen at all

Aw fuck me. I thought it was the Australia bingo. Nevermind.

>I feel like Waglad needs to get himself a logo

I was thinking about making a WAGcorp logo but I don't really have any hint besides MorecambeFC one

Here's a nice logo right here Simon

Well done Flipper.
I'm not Simon tho

Merc sandbags again

TR faster than McLel

How about the instagram logo but with a W instead of the camera? Or maybe the RedBull Spy logo reworked

They have a new engine I suspect they will do the same as Renault and run in low modes for this test, not exactly sandbagging but will be slower

>tfw my original twitter background was this

Mana almost saw it once

Haha gave me a good giggle

>emilia selected not Mana
wow

Emilia was the rage at the time before she became 50% horse cum.
That picture of Mana is from like 2014.

>Emilia's finishing move is she shoots horse cum in her opponents eyes like Spiderman and his webs

Backmarker team post the Fastest lap of the day

Whats a backmarker team at this point?

The ones from last year. Sauber, STR

ricciardo bless

Friendly reminder that only literal autists and Dorftrottel follow F1.
:)

There are far too many poosonalities in /f1/ for my liking.

...

Dreamed that I played against Lewis in curling.

How did you fare?

We won because he didn't know the rules and ran out of deliberation time

>things that didn't happen

did you win?

tripoloski

Did you curl up against him?

>only 4 weeks until /f1/ will be flooded with casuals and shit-stirring fanboys again

off season best season

>this offseason hasn't been casual as fuck

We're in luck, 4 seconds of footage from the tests:

twitter.com/WilliamsRacing/status/967745844786159616

yes, dreams aren't real

>weareracing

Worst hashtag? #bebrave or #weareracing

#blessed

Bottas wins lol
#stillrising

There it is
Gonna work on WAG logo after I watch a couple of movies

Kvyat asked to drive for TR again

Nice

> I like sport A
> Best time is when sport A has winter break

Logic 101

>No AMX mechanical failure

i'm already here mate

yes, so?

phwoar!

2019 Prediction:

>Mercedes
Hamilton-Ocon

>Ferrari
Vettel-Leclerc

>Red Bull
Verstappen-Sainz

>Renault
Ricciardo-Hulkenberg

>Williams
Stroll-Sirotkin

>Force Brabham Prema Powerteam 1
Perez-Vandoorne

>McLaren
Alonso-Norris

>Haas
Magnussen-Bottas

>Sauber
Ericsson-Markelov

>Toro Rosso
Gasly-Hartley

>no GIO
>no KUB
>no RAI

Thoughts?

Sainz is not going to RB

>Son of Eric at Sauber
>Sauber not called Alfa Romeo next year

Hartley out
Gio Haas
Van stay at McLel
Alo out
Per out too maybe