got a date this week with a hardcore vegan, the type that pickets farms and tips blood on people
told the girl I am a vegetarian, l already fucked her once
how do I pull this off Sup Forums?
I am a straight white male, I eat meat, I make salami and cure hams
my house is full of taxidermy animals and leather things
my closet is full of wool jumpers and leather jackets
I fish, and am generally a dick to most animals
>"why would you do that user?"
the ass is fat
Continue to lie and play along. Fuck her.
look at that fucking hair
look at those fucking eyebrows
look at those fucking glasses
straya have you no shame
>i see an image next to words and assume they are intricately linked
the world isn't a picture book, mental midget
easy:
just feed into her own self-absorption, you dont even have to mention that you dislike animal """cruelty"""", just casually agree whenever she says something of the like
vegans are the most retarded people
all those animal products in your house were gifts and hold sentimental value to you
As a man, compromising on anything that is part of your identity/beliefs for a woman is a recipe for future disaster in the future.
How many vegetables do you have to eat to get thick as a vegan?
She must eat like a fucking panda
Slip meat secretly into her food then when you dump tell her she's been eating flesh the whole time.
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>FUCKING
>LEAF
i dunno dude just by entering into a conversation with 'women' i feel ive compromised my integrity
id never have a random conversation with a dude but i talk to 'women' about shit i dont care about so i can fuck them
Get her pregnant. Wait till the meat cravings start
post pics of the chick preferably naked
You're fucking retarded. Lurk more.
This.
But you have to let everyone know you're not a faggot, it's the most important thing.
>future disaster... in the future
a la Friends?
Slip meat into her something else
"I already fucked her once."
One and done bro. Move on to the next one.
Take this bullshit to r9gay or some shit. It's also not admirable to intentionally deceive someone so they'll have sex with you either, but we both know your shitty brag is a made up gay story.
>take her home
>bang her with the lights off
>she wakes up and sees you lied
>go to jail for rape
Not worth it user
>Faking your personality for Muh Dick
Now thats sad
is there any chicken in a chicken stock cube?
bacon fat in stuff might be easy to get away with
"oh yeah, I got some quorn bacon replacement falvoring, wanna try it?"
You'd have to redpill her, at least a little bit, before she even steps foot in your house.
Run away NOW! Don't look back.
>2 posts by this ID
embarrassing...
Invite her over for a steak dinner.
There's no point in continuing the facade. Just burn it all to the ground.
well that's the plan my man
I'm just not sure how to pass myself as inoffensive to a nutty liberal vegan
planning on hiding all my stuff in my shed, and pretending my room is just a bed and I'm a aesthetic
...might make things simpler too
will bin all my animal produce, lard, sausages (RIP), drink all the milk before she comes
clearly pic unrelated
yea, that actually sounds workable
do you think I could claim my taxidermy badger was once a pet?
it's just to get laid, chill out man
fuck I know right, she's constantly grazing on some vegan protein bars and shit
it's unreal
yea I could pretty easily, but that is too far
i don't want to upset her, just to have sex with her and then laugh about it afterwards
((( 1 post by this ID )))
I think they sit around drinking and occasionally shitpost to see who gets the most replies.
I would recommend you just don't. Full stop.
She's female, she'll claim you raped her and will ruin your life.
Take this energy, foster it into purpose, and work on something worthwhile.
>go out to dinner
>order food with waiter
>you both order your vegan-cuck plates
>after order is placed, say you gotta use the restroom
>go into kitchen and tell them to change your order to a massive steak, done extremely rare
>go back to table and wait for food to arrive
>food arrives
>huge chunk of meat in a pool of blood gets placed in front of you
>she screams and panics
>take a huge bite of the steak
>she is stunned
>tell her "you really think I'd date some pretentious hippy skank? I just pretended to be vegetarian so I could plow you"
>cow blood dripping out of your mouth as you say this
>she now has ptsd and will be interviewed for an article in Salon
just don't go down on her, vegan really stink
it's not a good diet for a woman.
or for a man really but whatever, I don't wanna enter such a discussion as I don't like talking religion.
How can she not smell the meat oozing out of your pores?
If it's just for a fuck, go to a hotel room... You don't want someone that unstable knowing where you live
>deceive someone
>implying vegans are people
Too bad she's screwing a dude named brayden.
OP post da fat ass, my dude.
Is she for or against abortion? Have a bbq with her and tell her to bring the food.
maybe she can and it has awakened deep cravings inside her
Just don't invite her over, keep up the lies until you get bored then replace her.
Quite simple desu
>OP post da fat ass, my dude.
>mfw OP and the girl both eat meat like fucking artic wolves, but somehow thought the other one was vegan, so they both sit around ordering celery delight all the while dying for a ribeye.
will provide if aquired
normally I would, but she is an absolute freak in the sack
she let me do ungodly things to her ass
true man, true
literally every other day, we have threads on other channels just of our caps
I actually smell of smoked paprika and pork some weeks
mainly just asian food though
he will pay for beautiful surgery, because he's full of money
>will provide if aquired
Fuck that, gib candids.
Eat all the meat you can everyday until the day you fuck her, cum in her mouth and say
>I've been eating meat all week and that cum is made from it.
>squat down and hop
>praise kek
Take her home but leave the lights off so she doesn't see anything.
Say that you're gonna give her some of your sausage
Say that you want to get a taste of her juicy ham (or other meat-cuts)
Let the triggering commence the day after when she wakes up.
Oh and look up rape laws so you're protected from that.
>am generally a dick to most animals
most retarded thing ever uttered
maybe try not to be like a nigger some day
Careful user
10/10 chance if she finds out about all this shit she'll cry rape
>Being this much of a thirsty nigger
Turn animal abuse into a sexual fetish
She'll be into it, it's "wrong"
Remember women are fucking degenerates
If you're promiscuous anyway, just use her for your own desires until she geta tired of you. Try not to debate about anything so you can extend the fun, and never – I couldn't strain this point more – get in a relationship with her.
Never stick your dick in crazy, user. Never.
Just get bacon on your salad and say you haven't had it in so long you just want a bit
You stuck your dick in crazy son? Hopefully she doesn't burn your home down.
I once lied to a vegan and talked her into eating "rough tofu" It was deer and she said it was the best thing she ever ate but did not understand how the makers were able to make it taste and chew so good I told her it was bambi after she ate all of it I got knifed in the leg after I told her but I hear she is no longer a vegan she eats meat on the regular now. Worth it
>I got knifed in the leg
Why did you tell her it was meat while there were knives around? Or does she just carry one around?
>she eats meat on the regular now
You madman.
borrow a friends house/apartment as a cover for your own while on a date with her, or rent one of your own
that is truly evil man
like slap her with a steak in bed?
make her squash ants
she would probably be down to be completely honest, the kind of degeneracy women have bought into the bedroom with me before
>calling me the name of her dad
>asking if she can pee on me/herself
>pretending to me
>girls who turned out to have boyfriends
>girls who call their boyfriends while we are doing sex
>2/3 girls have a rape fetish
>voyeurism is pretty common
it's a big reason I'm single
I do it all the time, not sure the basis for the advice
Pretty dickish move to pull desu
my mates are all wary of me doing that
it's like a practical joke
"user has sex in your house with some crazy girl"
"user keeps you up till 4 in the morning"
"crazy girl turns up at your house looking for user"
I literally had a girl turn up at the place I said that I worked looking for me
then she hung out at my favourite bar for like a week till my bartender called me and told me to get rid of her because she was weird
she's out there somewhere, sooner or later I'm going to have to deal with her
I carry a ring in case she's carrying a gun (
thank god no guns in Australia)
casual sex is not worth it mayne.
This sempai desu
but that's what, in comparison to a proper girlfriend?
or are you just going to go your own way
>inb4 OP gets jailed on a fake rape charge when the cunt realizes the truth
You don't have to have only one girlfriend, user.
It is 2016, after all.
You don't get fat by eating meat, you get fat by eating carbs excessively. You gain more much more weight if you stuff yourself with pasta 3 times a day, than if you eat bacon for morning, lunch and supper.
Veganism is a cocktail for mental illness, my ex is a vegan with a fat ass, don't do it.
You dont put your dick in crazy australia holy shit its like the first rule about dating