Things you won't hear a Muslim say

Things you won't hear a Muslim say

Muhammad was actually a shitty guy after all.

i dunno man, she's a bit young, isn't she?

I won't have sex with a minor

Allahu akbar
#notallmuslims

stop eating my bacon, jerry

We have our part of responsibility in this.

i'll let my daughter choose her husband

That bacon burguer was completly halal.

OMG I fucking love bacon

Kek

>No, I actually was planning a terrorist bombing before you caught me

Jesus Christ was God, because all things are possible to GOD.

I miss my home country

Duuuurrrr, One Night In Bangkok's the best song ever

we shouldn't force sharia law on others

There's nothing a muslim can't say, remember taqiya ?

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Aloha! SNACKBAR!

Maybe I should reconsider this....

Hello and welcome to American Airlines flight 93, I'm your captain today, Mohammed Atta. We will be underway shortly, please relax and enjoy your flight.

Merry christmas y'all!

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Hey Ahmed leave that goat alone.

I condemn hamas

Who's a good boy?

I will be honest while you investigate my relative.

i disagree with your opinion but i will respect it

I did not have a sexual relationship with that critter.

DUDE WEED LMAO

second post best post

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72 virgins? Could I get something a little less sinful as a reward?

Sharia is now lifted

durka durka muhammad jihad durka

It was a Muslim who killed all those people.

OBJECTIVE REASONING

There were plenty of religions before Islam.

Refugees Welcome

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I think Jews should live.

kekd and checkd

America! FUCK YEAH!

i am radical muslim.

We know you are Bosnia, thanks for sharing ;)
Seriously though why have you guys become way less moderate/western in recent years? You were bro-tier muslims for a time...

My neighbor actually has ties to ISIS. I think you should investigate him.

extremely underrated

Things you could say about your car but not a feminist.

I really like the sound of this baby.

I like reading.

What a pretty thing.

She's a beauty, isn't she?

that's a nice shade of blue

I like thing.

Yes I can peacefully coexist and you would never even guess I was a Muslim, our culture is compatible with western civilization and we certainly don't want to force our practices upon the indigenous populations. Now you enjoy that bacon sarnie.

I don't want her getting beat up in any way. Shes taken a few good poundings in her time though!

I'll have the bacon.
I'll have the ham.
I'll have the sausage.
I'll have the pork.
I'll have the ideology frozen in time based around worshiping a pedophile and killing those who do not agree with me 100%.

I would never murder someone from being non muslim

Everyone is entitled to believe what they choose.
The Koran/Quran is open to interpretation.

She's giving me problems, but it's nothing too major.
I feel really safe inside her.

Many Muslims are terrorists
Mohammad was a pedophile

We must reform

It's really light and fast

Islam is not a religion of peace

Anjem Choudary has said this.

We only whine about equal rights in the west! We totally don't discriminate other religious groups on our own countries.

Seriously,Muslims are the biggest pricks. They burn churches and kill pastors in middle eastern and south Asian countries. Noes oh colony was one of the biggest church burnings and attacks on Christians in Pakistan.

>Anjem Choudary

Then he is not a real muslim

even the quran says that islam is peace in the first pages

I can't blow myself up when there are so many people around.

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It's paid off!

oh naw dude, it has great reviews on the internet.

Sorry

There is something in Islam that is pushing these people to commit such horrible terror acts. Islam is responsible for the creation of such behavours, we as muslims have do something to stop this.
Also prase KEK

I love you.

dis

Things you can say about Donald Trump, but not your girlfriend.

I love you

That is a good satire of my religion, I will not kill you for it.

I Backed A Gay Wedding Cake!!!!

I've read the Koran and understood it.

> Usually, the ones that do switch religion fast despite the threats.

I wouldn't be embarrassed to be caught inside it.

I refuse to be like Mohammad and have sex with children as he did!