What do you say Sup Forums?

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I can honestly say on tinder most dudes just swipe right as soon as they get more swipes. Might as well get the match notification on some gnargoyle instead of holding out for that qt to match.

>stunning!!

>Why read a book when you can judge its cover???

>anyone thinking that's a woman
did they only look at the hair or what

I swipe right blindly and just send random pick up lines to whoever I think is mildly cute. It's k inda fun. I just ignore trannies/uggos tho

> I have a dick does that change how I look and who I am.

Uhh yea

I already have a dick. The fuck would I want to see his for?

>oh sorry I didn't realize you were a transphobe

IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SAW WHY DID YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND?

>stunning!!

>stunning!!
>that (((nose)))
>that 5 o'clock shadow

i don't know maybe straight men want to stick it in a real, 100% usda selected prime vagina and not an asshole?

as if almost straight men are naturally attracted to a vagina like gay men are naturally attracted to an asshole?

this fagget would be better suited advertising on grindr.

"Sorry, I don't fuck mentally ill people or men. That's got you coming and going."

Because as a man many out literally swipe everyone right and and then sit and wait for all the return swipes. You don't even look.

It's called fishing. You cast your net as wide as you can then see who is easiest from your prepared game to see who is down to fuck.

Girls are really damn picky, and that includes Normies according to a few chads I know. Means men just swipe constantly and see what matches we get.

Basically women use a rod, men use a net.

>upload our minds into a collective conscience

What did he/she mean by this?

>collective conscience
no such thing lol

What a cutie, things that I would do to her
mmm

I'll let girls use My rod alright

I say that its really a shame in 2016 that a tranny can try to trick hundreds of people into a sexual relationship without anyone getting angry enough to agree to meet with them and beat the shit out of them.

>stunning!

Wait, I'm a lib and I'm okay with transexuals, but why does it make you a transphobe if you don't want to date one? Literally people will not date someone because they're short or fat so why is this different?

also
>having a long term relationship with a trans person
literally why? if she doesn't have uterus and can't bear my children, why would i get involved with her(him)? like what the fuck does s(he) expect from heterosexuals?

Well technically if he still has a dick, he shouldnt be in the womens section right?

thats it im getting a tinder to troll trannies and fatties

ahahaha i have a mutual friend with this faggot

ahahahahaaha

>stunning

not even 20 beers in and sexually frustrated would I tap that. 20 beers and a jaegerbomb is another story...

>stunning!!

>Oh sorry, didn't see how fucking obese you were
>god damn though woman, do you eat twice your body mass a day? what the fuck?

I thought her rod was the problem, though.

I found your kikebook account.

Well depends, is it a feminine penis?

Anyone else think he looks like Anita Saarkesian with pink hair?

it's because her cock is white right?
I'd hit it

how do you fucking mistake that for a woman holy fuck

>but on a sidenote i've fapped to so much traps and shemale shit that now my mentallyill-radar is infallible

Dude has more beard than me. A complete lie. Just attention whoring.

>stunning

I know that feel brah

Lindsay Lohan is such looking bad

there's a woman in Canada who had successful sexual assault charges against another woman who had lead her to believe she was a man (she ended up blindfolding her for sex, and nor revealing that she was a girl until afterwards)

I don't get why these people don't just stick to their weirdo pervert clubs.

>pink hair
>opinion disregarded

They were born a man so they should figure it out pretty easy. Most men swipe right on every body just to see if they swipe back.

That's a really good idea.

It's probably blacks with no standards. Blacks also tend to be strongly anti-homo, of course.

good to see you can still use the internet under sharia law :)

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Oh fuckin please, You look like Gaston with a mental disorder

Carlos, you have to go back!

Ew gross wtf is that?

Trans: I don't even know.

Degeneracy.

He has a FUCKING MUSTACHE!

I've actually met Andrea. I liked her more when she was Andrew.

It's a TRANS humanist.

>Like I have a dick but how does that change how I look and who I am?

Yeah, it's almost like the majority if not all of trans people are really just Jews living out their jewish fantasies.

who the fuck could cuddle with a "girl" while her third arm is touching you.

She's such an inspiration

Looks like a dude, is a dude. No shit other dudes don't wanna fuck him.

He's actually a big masculine dude too. Like 6'2, solid frame broad shoulders. Dunno what the fuck he was thinking when he decided to transition.

Having a dick changes both

Trapfags would love that shit.

Is it really too hard for these people to understand that straight guys are going to have a problem with their """""girl""""" having a dick, regardless of what their face looks like?

Why are trans people so fucking presumptuous?

i have no probs with chicks with dicks, but that one doesn't look feminine at all to me for me to swipe right for.

>How is your hair so great

>not wanting to fuck glorious boipucci instead of disgusting roasties

>What do you say Sup Forums?
Is "Australia is at it again" the correct answer?

Mental illness is no gender

I like to avoid mentally ill people.

>stunning!!

kek, just an outright lie. No wonder these people are so delusional.

>i'm a lib
What are you even doing on this bored you retarded cunt?

>If you like what you saw why did you change your mind?
I found out you have a benis

It's very entertaining, I'm hooked!

>Are there really bigots who date with the ultimate goal of reproduction? Gross!

:3

> stunning

Like a taser to the balls.

>nose
>upper lip
>jawline
>is that a fucking mustache
How could anyone fall for this?

>having to resort to fucking some faggot's dirty asshole because you're too much of a hideous betacuck virgin autist to pull beautiful women

Kill yourself, my man.

Some people don't like mayo
Some people don't like ballet
And some people just happen to not like dicks

>still being a mayophobe
>2016
Uh......

>do you need to have trans stamped on your forehead?
yeah i mean in a few years that'd be alot better than going on a date and have to do a crotch check to make sure youre both fucking normal

>I didn't realise you were trans
If is true, do these people think that thing could be a woman?

>IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SAW WHY DID YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND

Your pretty face does not compensate for the fact that you don't have a vagina.

>pretty face

Because women are such dogs these days it's easy for skinny fat doods to almost pass

It changes my view of your mental state.

>stunning

I'm really wonder what goes a girl's mind when she post something like this. I really do.

>let's tell em they're sexy and perfect so they dont improve their looks and look better than me