United vs Chelsea Game Thread no. 1

>De Gea, Valencia, Lindelof, Smalling, Young, McTominay, Matic, Pogba, Sanchez, Lukaku, Martial

>Courtois; Azpilicueta, Christensen, Rudiger; Moses, Drinkwater, Kante, Alonso; Willian, Morata, Hazard

Who /cupfinal/ here?

>pogba
based, United 2-0 Chelsea

You beat me to making the thread la

>lindelof
based, Chelsea 2-0 United

>Pogba ask Mourinho to treat him gently
>His agent ask Mou to play 4-3-3

>Smalling and Lindelof

>Moarater vs Linderloaf

Who will fuck up first, that is the question

You wont be that confident if you know Wenger's finals record.

Should play Eric Pogba Pogba in the front 3

dubs and Conte wins for the ultimate >Mouyes posting

It doesn't matter, the other will fuck up immediately after anyway

s-sorry

morata has at least played well at this this season, lindelof has been pure poo. United shoud've signed keane or evans over the summer

>de gay

Just found out that the Bayer in Bayer Leverkusen is a pharmaceutical company. Did you know that? I didn't

Do united have any world class players other than de gea? Chelsea have three

>bragging about a 3 handled floodlight pot

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>Chelsea have three

Hazard, Kante, Courtois

Hazard, Azpilicueta, Kante

Hazard, azpilicueta and then kante or courtois

Chelsea have zero.

>Hazard
>World class

Found the guy who knows nothing about football.

>imagine being a little kid and bandwagoning one of these teams expecting to see great football every year but now having to live with watching these two every week

top myself desu

sanchez and pogba are world class

>Chelsea have three
lel

>Hazard
>Azpilicueta
>Kante

"""World Class"""

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hazard is consensus tier 2 of all players on earth behind ronaldo and messi

>Azpilicueta
>world class

back in my day, world class actually meant something

>

not when mou is their manager

Hazard is an overrated little shit that, at 27, still hasn't made a mark on the Champions League.

*outscores Hazard's best ever PL season on his first attempt*

...once every few months

Hahah funny memes instead of actually writing why you disagree, Hazard is top 10 in the world clueless dickheads. Courtois is a top 5 goalkeeper and Kante is probably the best defensive mid in the world. Watch more football

>first attempt

he's the best defender in the best league in the world

elite positioning, perfect tackles and amazing forward passes, comfortable as a LB, RB and CB

try again, ben

Morata to score and FT 0-1 is 35/1. why aren't you getting free money?

>falling for the courtois meme

>tfw any result today is good

I'll never understand how people can say that. He's never even been close to winning the golden boot in the league, yet he's one of the best in the world? I mean, he's good, but look at Salah, he's having a better season than Hazard's ever had, and if you said Salah was 1 step down from Messi people would laugh at you.

>scores lots of goals under klopp
Klopp inflates players stats by playing kamikaze football; it's the football equivalent of nash and d'antoni

>and if you said Salah was 1 step down from Messi people would laugh at you
who would laugh about that?

Never completed a full PL season for Chelsea

>best defender in the league
>gets absolutely stuff by Watford and Bournemouth

Initiating the breakfast-making project now, hopefully it finishes just in time for the match

>el busico

>klopp makes players score more goals by making them score more goals
Revolutionary.

my dad just saw my dick lol

>some customers think Hazard is top 5 in the world
*inhales*

bakayoko, david luiz, and giroud.

and what will liverpool win during his reign? Maybe a carling cup. Klopp is exciting and liverpool fans are having the most fun other than city but klopp's methods don't get results so scoring a tonne of goals becomes menaingless. Hazard under klopp would get an unholy amount of goals and assists but there's more to football than that anyway

Hazard isn't even top 10 in the premier league.

>De Bruyne
>D.Silva
>Kane
>Salah
>De Gea
>Sanchez
>Aguero
>Firmino
>Eriksen
>Ozil

ALL better.

>Most goals in a Premier League season ever
>16

>World class
Black person I beg your pardon

>Hazard under klopp would get an unholy amount of goals and assists but there's more to football than that anyway

He wouldn't. He's said himself he's not that type of player. He likes dribbling and getting fouled and that's his lot

World class doesn't mean top x in a league, it means he's top3-5 player in that position.

I like this new Sup Forums meme of rating Firmino.
whats funny is deluded scousers actually believe it lmao

>sanchez, silva, firmino, eriksen, ozil, de gea, salah, aguero better than hazard
weak b8

no one thinks that
He was ranked 19th at ballon d'or ranking last year

>top3-5 player in that position.

More like top2-3 in each position tbqh.

I mean to be fair I think that. He's proved himself to be the best player in the league on multiple occasions despite playing under extremely defensive managers

>78 minutes gone
>still no goals
>against Crystal Palace academy
What does Poch mean by this?

10 games to get 3 goals will be the same as Eden "on Ronaldo and Messi's level Hazard's best season ever.

>Sterling 1 behind Hazard's best season ever
Literally chuckling.

>He's proved himself to be the best player in the league on multiple occasions

By doing spinny circle dribbles against relegation fodder and then disappearing against the good teams?

The only real shitter is Drinkwater, could have been worse I guess

mental gymnastics on this lunatic. never mentioned hazard or sterling or ronaldo or messi

EL BUSICO

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>TFW TLF

Pls hold on Palace.

De Gea > Courtois
Valencia > Azpilicueta
Lindelof < Christensen
Smalling = Rudiger
Young > Moses
McTominay = Drinkwater
Matic > Kante
Pogba > Alonso
Sanchez > Willian
Lukaku > Morata
Martial < Hazard
United has the better squad 7 to 2. Should be a comfortable win desu

Why have pundits become brainlets over pogba? The guy was world class at juventus, the issue is that post-madrid mou is a shit manager who thinks pogba must be a box to box player because he's big and black.

kane team 1-0
hope they name the stadium after him desu

Fuck off Kane.

Better squad with worse team work mean jack shit.

0-0 with some injuries will do nicely.

>The guy was world class at juventus

hello mga kaibigan, wheres the flip bandwagoner

>salah only outscores and assists hazard because klopp coaches them to score a lot of goals

>Manure

Nothing like beating manure and mouyes on a warm Sunday afternoon

It's just weak bait. Every individual in chelsea's defence is better than everyone in united's defence. Mctominay is a nobody, matic is past it, sanchez has been shit for united meanwhile willian was the best player on the pitch against barca

What. Hazard has actually played well against big sides many of times and he has like 20 goals against the top 6, he disappears for unknown reasons against the likes of wet spam though.

How many pl titles does klopp have?

>. Every individual in chelsea's defence is better than everyone in united's defence
yet United have conceded less goals..

non-sequitur
fewer

how long until the game starts? I need to take a shit

Because >De Gay is unironically the best keeper in the world. Did you not watch the game v Sevilla?

because you defend as an entire team. Do you really think two wingers at full back and the calamity pairing of smalling and lindelof are better than any of chelsea's defenders?

whoever loses this game their season is pretty much over

should be a fun thread

>man u can realistically win the league

>more points
>less goals conceded
>more goals scored
u-united are s-shit!

Cool I'm in the USA apparently

Wake up José. It’s all over

>The jews shilling more undeserved points

goyim

DEAN

>Hes a southerner
>Hes a customer
>He does this because its the closest thing he'll get to success in his miserable life
>BUT manure are actually shit now