Kick Off: 14:05 GMT
>De Gea, Valencia, Lindelof, Smalling, Young, Pogba, Matic, McTominay, Martial, Alexis, Lukaku.
Subs: Pereira, Bailly, Mata, Lingard, Carrick, Rashford, Shaw.
>Courtois, Rudiger, Azpilicueta, Christensen, Moses, Alonso, Drinkwater, Kante, Willian, Hazard, Morata.
Subs: Caballero, Fabregas, Pedro, Giroud, Zappacosta, Cahill, Emerson.
>Young
>Smalling
>Martial on the right
Martial is on the left ya homo
it was well-established that this match would be a semen-slurper.
>de gay
Do you rate Pogba Sup Forums?
why isn't sanchez playing
...
For the money united paid for him Poobag should really be bossing the midfield
Cock worship
9th for FUCK mou
tfw GOD EMPEROR Cristiano Ronaldo doesn't play for us anymore
*slurp*
can we get a can check? what is everyone drinking
£1m per week for the chilean soldado
imagine buying Pogba, Martial, Lukaku and Sanchez, and playing defensively home and away against anyone decent
Redpill me on McTominay
In serie ayy lmao maybe
I haven't fapped in days
lit dabs senpai
WHO'S THAT LYING ON THE RUNWAY
DELET
This match is painfully boring.
I'm sleepy lads. I ate too much polenta to survive this
comfy liverpool bros gather
>tlf
JUST LIKE LONDON YOUR CITY IS BLUE
Ginger beer
Grape NOS after my morning Morphine
Chelsea in total control. Mourinho will lose the fans soon. This kind of football just isn't sustainable in the long run.
Didn't Manure just extend Mou's contract? Looks like he is sleep walking and not giving a fuck these days.
dihydrogen monoxide
>manure against anything above the 10th place
That post is old as fuck
Flat-track bully, only shines when things are going well.
Lipton Ice Tea Peach
NIGGERS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
espresso and a mineral water
based hangover cure
This guy always reminds me of vanilla ice
WE'LL RACE YOU BACK TO LONDON
Fucking hell, this ManU is so bad.
you're mum is old as fuck
what the fuck i want to fuck ander herrera now
*wears makeup to hide looking like Herrera*
*accuses sister of looking like Herrera*
Who's that wigger that does all the player interviews. He makes me fucking cringe
whoah, dude, can we stop? your language is very problematic
being played so mou can rile up journalists and keep pundits talking about united. Mou is doing this because he has no chance of winning anything this season and is bored; but he can't fall out with his players yet because they haven't won the league during his tenure so he's winding up the media to get his kicks
based pajeet liverbro
>city will already have two cups if they win today
This match is the fucking deadest shit I've ever seen
>Poobag
Dunno, at the end of the day they won two cups last year, now they are doing well enough in the league and the cl. Right now I can see Mou staying another year easily if they buy him the players he wants.
glenlivet
Are the two defences equally amazing, or the two offences equally shit?
can mouyes get sacked at this point
Water
I regret not buying a bottle of that when I was at the shop an hour ago.
Has anything happened so far?
>Manure trying to attack
these two would look almost identical without makeup
He's from Serbia.
zzzz
drinkwater
Roman here. Ask questions
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McTominay is not as good at man marking Hazard as Herrera was last year
be polite i have aspergers
It's actually sad. They might score, but it's still sad to watch.
Shake with 6 cups of organic kale, half a cup of wild blueberries, some organic lemon juice, and a couple drops berry stevia. Any day is easy mode after drinking this shit.
Utd's movement off the ball is tragic
How tall are you la's
184 cm
Depressing desu
Lukaku is fucking trash.
How are you typing this from 1453?
>that godawful pogba pass that luckily made it through
>entire team of 6'4 ogres
>hopeless on set pieces
>never win headers
>cant clear a corner
the state of >mouyes and his ogres
167cm
i'm cute af
169 cm
Lukaku is a literal fucking donkey, dabbing Emile heskey
poobag
Battle between the most boring teams in the league
>United have one break
>pogba looks good for 10 seconds
wew
the fans are turning already, they play shite football, have a bad record against the other top teams, are miles behind city and mou is picking fights with his players now
I'm 179 lmao
literally a midget
>United start playing well with shit load of chances
>still no attempts
be my bf
Lukaku is Literally being given chances by Chelsea to score
187cm
How many people did you kill during the fall of the Soviet Union and the subsequent privatisation of oil and gas
185cm
HA HA . Man Utd is shiet now .
post pusy
177.5 cm
>pookapoo
192cm
>pookaku
182cm here
l o n d o n
um, o-okay
183cm
191