Manchester United vs Chelsea - Official Match Thread #4

1-1

*bus parking intensifies*

first

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lmao nice pass sanshit

How can human men even compete?

>1-1 at home is a win

>de gay

>martial will force a move because united bought alexshit

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>lingard on

*dabs*

this cunt Moorata still hasnt figured it out, that this isnt spanish league.

dubs and lingard with the winner

Are they singing "Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea" or "You're Shit You're Shit You're Shit"?

stormzy bruv

Hazard has been crap in this match.

el goblino

>McTominay still on
Why does Mourinho love big lads even if they're shit?

>mourinho got his tactics spot on
>this is a great result for him

Giroud in

Mouyes is such shit my lord

>poobag

this was probably the weirdest part of those fucking futurama movies

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based user banging underage slavs

Wait he's took Martial off for Linguard? Why not fucking take shitchez off for Rashford.

WHAT GOES ON THROUGH >MOUYES BRAIN

>increasing the volume of ebin dabbers by 100%

haha imagine being paid £100k a week to not be able to take a corner haha

he's a closet homo and enjoys being dominated by strong men

Zappacosta in for Moses
Giroud in for Poorata
Fabregas in for Shitdrinker

>one of the bigger matches of the season
>no atmosphere whatsoever

Digits and Jirood in the 85

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>One of the bigger matches of the season

It's 4th v 5th la

>mfw chelski and poonited fans have to watch this garbage all year while I get to witness based heavy metal liquid football week in and week out

football is absolute shit

Fucking hell, how can anyone pay for this shit?

th-thanks for buying me cake, user!

What the fuck is this shit

Death to Sup Forums tbqhwy lads

>announcer blatantly hoping lukaku scored that

>win nothing

>Match is so boring literally nobody talking about the game except the Liverpool Sup Forums poster who just wants a draw

>fans will be pleased with that result and the way the team played

Digits and Alonso free kick in 78

>rating Danny Stinkwater

soccer is absolute shit

>drops martial instead of sanchez

how do I deal with not having an 8 inch dick lads.

If you're a shit manager, a double-decker is a diamond.

after how your teams have done in europe, i'd ask why bundesliga is still a thing

>the state of utd

>11 minutes

Two most expensive buses I’ve ever seen?

How can anyone complain about City’s spending and playing style?

>Champions' League is nothing

Would’ve been a spicy goal la

no, your league is

grown man doing things that are intended for children under 10 years old. Probably pushed a kid out of the way for the chance to try it out.

>klopp in cup finals

yw lil sis

>de gay

>shitting on the best performance of the match

The absolute state of espee

>no one mentions lukaku great attempt

Nice to know literally everyone here is ABU

Fuck it this is an alright result as a Chelsea fan

>de gay

Whats her name?

Rate my doggo. Took this pic one hour ago

>her

more like nobody is watching the game

Post bp

>english keepers

ABU is a compliment desu

No way this is real

BASED please post more

Remember those plastic accesories you could put the wii controller into to simulate the activity you were doing (steering wheel, fishing rid, etc.)?

Well this is the Switch's version, but they're made of cardboard, cost 60 dollars and you have to assemble them yourself from flatpack.

Cute.

that's a good doggy

de gay is finished

>Unmarked in the box
>Shot over the bar straight down the middle

Loling out loud IRL real life

Come on man. Why you posting gay shit? We're all a bunch of blokes here.

good boy

You can't like traps and not be gay

Looks like a real beauty. I'm a bit envious desu

Am I gay if I want to see more?

It snows in Croatia?

10/10 pup would give ear scratches

#lad

Weirdest vagina I've ever seen.

>English

This flag, this post.

League Cup Final thread:

Lads imagine having to defend a header against Lukaku.

FUCK THAT!

Lads, didn't notice that our first 11 is full of shite like morata. Need to talk about it with Conte.

Yours sincerely, Roman

get a tenga, they're made for small dicks

>one poor game in 3 years
>I ALWAYS SAY DE GEA IS OVERRATED NOT EVEN A TOP 3 KEEPER IN THE LEAGUE

I'm American and fucking hate United (don't support anyone) but what sort of mental illness do you have to have to unironically think this

We don't deserve doggos

Exactly. We're #lads not #fags

Have to say lads, I don't think Pogba is very good.

Friendly reminder that disgusting creature will die in your lifetime.

:3/10

so who will be more butthurt with a draw?