Oh fuck it's happening guys it's really fucking happening. Terrorists have just taken over a nucular test facility on a small Island just off shore from Alaska in the fox Archipelago and they're demanding that if the US government doesn't pull out of Turkey they'l launch a nuke.
Nobody knows the exact details as of yet but the Terrorists mat be Russian.
Either way this situation could get messy.
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I AINT
GRAY FOX?
Please happen
>terrorists take over nuke site
>site gets nuked
Problem solved
fake
no source
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Australian, no sauce.
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I'm not 100% certain yet but it could be Russia trying to get with in range of the US and the only thing pointing to it being Russia is the fact that they just allied with Turkey and the Terrorists demands were to have the US pull out of Turkey.
Can we risk melting the igloos though ?
SPECIAL MISSION GIVEN BY PRESIDENT GEORGE SEARS
THIS IS A STEALTH MISSION
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The amount of people that aren't gonna get the reference is gonna be amount full.
How are they gonna launch the nuke? There's no silos or subs based up there. What a load of baloney.
>inb4 hurr they'll launch with a rail gun mounted on a walking tank
METAL GEAR??!!!!
A DUD!
They do top secret research into wether or not love can bloom on the battlefield
I'm not sure what your talking about this is a real threat. They also said something about having a new type of Nucular weapon that could strike the US from anywhere on the planet I'm scared.
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live footage
This is one of the prototyes for the new weapon they talked about and now it's in the hands of terrorists.
M-M-METAL GEAAAARRR!
>nucular
>nucular
The first target is Lop Nor China
FOX....
>M1 Garand
>shows something clearly not a Garand
Guys holy shit I just heard that the radar signature of a couple of F-16s disappeared shortly after approaching the base
>Terrorists have just taken over a nucular test facility on a small Island just off shore from Alaska in the fox Archipelago
kek
Well if they nuke a majour population center it's game over I think they just want to show they are serious and Lop nor is a test site anyway so it's the perfect place for them to show they aren't kidding.
METAL GEAR?
Sage, hide, report
>M1 garand
>is actually SKS
>my final moments are spent being triggered about guns
It's just interference from the fuck huge snowstorm going on over there
What if this is just the igloos getting mad about how Trump still won today after they recounted the stupid igloos votes shit could get real.
HUNGRY FOR WORMS?
What are we gonna do people Obongo can't handle this situation who will save us ?
I'm an engineering grad student, and I was supposed to be in a meeting with the DARPA director sometime later today over funding for my advisor's project. They said it could be delayed yesterday due to some engagement in Alaska, but now I'm being told they have to cancel. Is this related?
That 'garand' is a yugo m59/66 you fucking faggot
Are you not taking the threat seriously ?
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>implying terrorists have an alphs numeric password, secuirty clearance and proper organic identification to launch a warhead
Even if they torturoued anyone on bade, they would get no information, everyone on a nuke site is trained by SERE, and would die before talking
In other words a bunch of idioits decided they wanted to die
I think it could be maby they're working on a top secret black project one that the public doesn't know about. Also unrelated but have you had any heart problems lately ?
BREAKING NEWS: UNCONFIRMRED REPORTS OF A CABIN IN ALASKA BEING RAIDED BY ARMED MEN, DOZENS OF DEAD HUSKIES AT THE SCENE, LOCAL DRUNK KNOWN AS DAVE NOW MISSING
#DEVELOPING
I was just about to go to sleep, thanks for scaring me
They were well prepared and they said they had taken over already and theres lots of spare nukes laying around not to mention the new type of nucular weapon they claim to have. They claim it can launch a nuke at any place on the Earth from any place.
Wtf tell me more is this related ?
Did they find any smashed broken sunglasses ?
>nukes laying around
Oh man, the weapon your talking about is required to be launched into the atmosphere, and then target locations.
Unless these people are physicists, engineers and masters of United States planetary missles, its nothing.
>next level australian shitposting
KYS
You are a fucking faggot emu shitsucking Moron. I'm not going to even ask you to prove it because this is the shittiest fake and gay shitpost I'll see all day
No. KEK don't allow this! Singles and it doesn't happen!
It's gotta be the LA-LI-LU-LE-LO!
I don't know the full details but the most I know is that it's some kind of Nucular equipped walking battle tank and they designed it to use some sort of a rail gun to fire the missiles before the propellent even kicks in so they can have a big enough range to strike anywhere on the planet.
So, I'm in the conference room waiting for the DARPA chief and my doctoral advisor, and the dept. chair came in instead... apparently my professor is in the hospital, and the DARPA chief can't attend due to some "situation" in Alaska. He said that's all DoD would tell him.
My brother is an officer at NORAD, I'm trying to get a hold of him
Fuck this is getting scary.
WTF I didn't write that. I wrote LA-LI-LU-LE-LO!
tis gon b gud
Torture is effective though, when you know what you want to know. Presumably.
If they aren't dead yet there is a remote possibility of launch.
Again, weapons like this, even if its real, sound classified. How many people know how to operate a classified nuclear powered tank, that'shas infinite range, while knowing how to calibrate load fire and operate the device.
Sounds like mass fabrication, if these people know how it functions how to use it and target locations, why wouldnt they just build their own?
WTF!
Worst Australian shit posting I've seen all year
And I say this as an Australian shit poster with over 300 confirmed shitposts
Wtf I hate anime now
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Fucking australian shitposters.
SNAKE THIS IS A STEALTH MISSIONS, ALL EQUIPMENT IS SOS. THERE IS A VENTILATION SYSTEM YOU CAN ENTER THROUGH THE TOP AND BOTTOM FLOOR. I'LL LEAVE YOU TO PICK THE BEST COA.
>Five five sixers and pineapples, but what gear am I packing?
HERU SNAKU THIS MEE LANG I CANNOTA BERIEVE IMA MEATING YOU IN DA FLRESH. I HERE TELL YOU ABOUT DA SOLUTUN RADAR SYSTEMU
>You're pretty cute
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Isn't this similar to the plot of mgs1?
I managed to find this leaked design of the new nucular weapon they' were talking about.
Stay safe, user. Keep us updated
Solid.
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Holy fuck. Reading this post and my phone starts a test of the commercial mobile alert system. KEK almost gave me a heart attack. KEK be praised
Where the fuck are the sources? Why is everybody believing this bullshit?
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I fell on the floor and couldn't breathe maximum kek. But seriously what are we gonna do. If this weapon really can strike anywhere on the planet then were all in danger.
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The Patriots are preventing us from leaking the sources.
Metal Gear?!
Fucking Australians.
METAL GEAR!!!!
Sources, op.
>Denmark out of the loop on Metal Gear
Shocker. You probably don't even know about the failure of Philanthropy's mission to takr out RAY last week.
You mean you had this planned from the beginning JUST TO GET ME TO PUT IN THE DETONATION CODE
I'm not sure what your talking about this is very serious though. Were talking about a nucular weapon that has infinite range and can strike anywhere in the world. So much for deterrence.
I must admit, you're much better at shitposting then Canada.
Stupid Denmark they're always behind the 8ball.
As if! The government will deactivate the atoms before anything happens mate.
>Oh look another straya role playing thread
NUCLEAR EXPLOSION DETECTED AT A CHINESE NUKE TEST SITE. CHINA HAD NO TESTS SCHEDULED AND WERE DOING MAINTENENCE. ITS HAPPENING
Oh fuck they really do have the capabillity to strike and Lop nor is ages away from the Alaskan Islands in the Bearing Sea they really do have the range to strike anywhere.
>Code name: Hydden Snake
>US Nukes
>being launched by non-authorized people
It'd be more believable if you said it was in Pakistan.
SNAKES DON'T BELONG IN ALASKA, NEITHER DO NIGGERS IN WESTERN COUNTRIES.
this is snake
im in front of the disposal facility
DIE
A SECRET BLACK PROJECT?!
Are you with the American special forces whats your outfit ? Whats the situation over there ?