Things you'll never hear an Italian say

>things you'll never hear an Italian say

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>I'm white

>I wish that group of people would pipe down

>I moved out of my mums house before age 28

>I really like the inhabitants of my neighbouring city!

>I'll be on your side 'til the end

>you shouldn't say porco dio

>I love my country!

veni vidi vici

>I'm going to the world cup

>I'm wh*te and proud!

>Wu wuzn't Romans

PAPA MIO

>I'll try not to raise my voice.

>Brown
>Blue eyes
Supreme combo

>It's okay we dont have to have sex if you're not having a good time

>She is your girlfriend, i will not hit on her

Latin as fuck tbqh

ITT: racism and stupid prejudices

The job is done on time

> May we kindly discuss in a calm tone and modest manner?

nigger

Exellent posts.
Butthurt post.

Explain this

allora!

>I have no problems with the changes you applied to this italian recipe

60 minuti eh eh eh eh.

>i'm over six feet tall

fuggetaboutit

I didn't try to rape the 8 year old.

...and rest assured of the quality of our product

Italians are almost as annoying as chineses

>I'm sure it's not everything politicians' fault, we made our part

Strange, all the Italians I met were quite nice

>I will arrive 10 minutes early just to be safe

>chicken and pasta is a perfectly fine combination

>Car horns are only for emergency

I didn't say they werent nice, but they are also fucking annoying

Did you meet them in groups or individuals?

good one

>I’m going to be a shitty person
Nah Italians are top lads

>I'll keep my hands still

>my food is the best

>I love kraut germshits

>I really hate my grandmother

>I'll try to use minimum of body language in this conversation.

mama mia

that was really unnecessary

"Yes, this is an authentic Italian recipe and I'm not going to bitch about the ingredients or invoke my grandmother's cooking."

>Italians americans are really great people, totally not subhumans at all

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>i love pineapple pizza

...

>”I only use designated parking spaces.”

No there are people irl who hate germans for stupid random reasons, sometime it's very annoying.

>I fucking hate spaghetti, in fact I hate Italian cuisine in general. Now British cuisine, that's where it's at.

you can go home south tyrol

Holy shit, I thought I was the only one who noticed, thank you Luigi.

>My grandmother's sauce is bland.

*pours cream into your carbonara*

>stupid
>random

> Let's keep it down for the sake of our neighbors

I mean there are reasons to hate everyone, german soldiers stole jewelry, bikes and farm animals from my grandma's family and beat her father in front of her eyes, so she hated germans for the rest of her life ans I can understand it, but there are people who just say: "I fucking hate crauts because they are evil, those stupid nazis" fucking idiots, they are fucking annoying and they sound stupid as fuck.

>I don't like sparkling water

>It's ok, I can walk a different route

Fermo con le mani

Naples isn't Italy

It's strange, because I understand getting angry for food issues it's stupid and childish but at the same time I can't stand it.

shut the fuck up franz, fucking faggot

Do you have any Dolmio sauce left or is it all sold out?

We have the same autism
I remember when the Norwegian started making "taco" threads and they got 300 replies

I'm italian. I'm white. Fight me cocksucker.

New Jersey?

No.

Or you can look at history and see that they have a tendency to be violent expansionist autists

His threads go way back senpai I think the first one was 2011

Oh yeah germans should have followed the english example and stay in their own country without invading anyone.

#rekt

we must get rid of the teuton menace you idiot

>toilet paper will be enough