Olympics Kino

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this is my olympicfu

Imagine being the first guy who ever said "jumping while skiing should be an actual sport". Now it's commonly accepted, but I think at first it might have sounded retarded.

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Everythings a sport so long as betas will watch it and advertisers can make money from sticking logos all over it.

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Olympians are the biggest sluts ever. I'd rather have a pornstar waifu, at least she's getting paid to fuck 100 dudes consecutively

WITNESS ME

herd that too

also
>winter olympics
>matters

What are you basing this on?

>mfw don't enjoy movies anymore
>mfw don't enjoy video games anymore
>mfw don't enjoy anime anymore
>mfw can't into guns
>mfw can't into cars
>mfw can't into sports
What am I left with? What hobby should I pick up?

the olympic orgies most likely

looks like you haven't tried anything remotely creative

seems like it would be really easy to fuck yourself up doing this

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books? manga? comic books?

I tried writing and drawing, I'm shit at both

They all live together for 2 weeks in the olympic village. And it's probably like a college campus, some fuck around, some don't.

Woodworking

yeah try create art, write, paint, sculpt. and go bushwalking, hike, camp, snorkel, get a motorbike.

ooh! that's gotta hurt!

Imagine the smell...

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IMMORTAN JOOOOE IMMMORTAN JOOOOOEEE!!!

don't shower before you get back to the Olympic village pls

Young men and women living together for 20 days.
During their prime age and in a 10/10 shape
From all over the world and with no attachments.

Women love winners. Any gold winner can chose any female he desires, he already won, he beat his competitors. That makes women wet as october.

>n-not my waifu!

Books obviously

imagine training all your life to be in the olympics and you get to the olympic village and everyone is having sex but you every night. and it fucks with your head so much that when its time to compete you blow your one chance to fufill your dreams since some stacey was getting fucked down the hall from you and screaming all night.

I don't know much about drawing but writing is a skill almost anyone can learn. Read a few books about the technicalities of writing and storytelling and practice. Be warned, however, that writing well means rewriting, over and over again.

biathlon is the most kino sport

At least he didn't ram a stick into his side.

imagine winning gold for your country, being fucking excited and pumped as shit, what would you want to do after? go destroy some pussy. now what do you think it's like for the women that win? they want to go and get their pussy hammered by a massive throbbing cock.

A LOT of these athletes are fairly antisocial. Think about it, they've been practicing twice a day for past many years, all throughout their high school and college years. I'm not saying they're all virgins or something, but they also don't have much time for partying and screwing around.

WE ARE WAR BOYS
WAR BOYS
KAMAKRAZEE WAR BOYS
WAR BOYS
FUCCACIMA KAMAKRAZEE WAR BOYS
HOOKED UP
TODAY WE'RE HEADED TO GAS TOWN
GAS TOWN
TODAY WE'RE HAULIN' AQUA COLA
AQUA COLA
TODAY WE'RE HAULIN' PRODUCE
PRODUCE
AND TODAY WE'RE HAILIN' MOTHER'S MILK
MOTHER'S MILK
JOE JOE JOE IMMORTAN JOE JOE JOE IMMORTAN JOE

Everyone wants to fuck and party after the hardworks done. Didn't you fags ever hang around after exam period was over at uni?

Don't forget the grumpy ones who didn't win anything. All those months of training to no avail. Gotta lose some of that frustration.

What do Olympic athletes even do after their sports career is over? Once you become too old or receive a career-ending injury, what are you supposed to do?

>/ourgirl/ got the silver
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Nah, I went home to sleep and play video games.

>falling for the college jew

most of them become coaches, team managers, that sort of thing, staying around the sport

a few transition into real life, a few kill themselves

That's just depression.

Go travelling get the fuck out of the house

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its the most difficult event at the olympics

Was it autism?

>that transformation at 1:18 11/10

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ALL SHINY AND CHROME

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Does anyone have a webm of that skier who got split in half during a crash and died on the slope in the 90s?
Also, there was some sledding girl this Olympics who allegedly hated the cold and was named "Summer".

Elsa Jean tier nose tbqh

I LIVE
I DIE
I LIVE AGAIN

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>it's an America can't get carried by nigger athletes episode

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But /ourgirl/ isn't even in the Olympics?

that's how it works dummy, you keep doing it and you get better

Why is figure skating so kino
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This guy?

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SAUCE!!

>no qt slav figure skating weeb gf
>why even

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A large amount of them are lesbians, and not the curious bi-sexual kind either.

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Ski jumping doesn't seem that cool once you realize they're never more than 20 feet above the ground.

Go to bars and drink.

No, Sailor Moon is massive in Russia

it goes
1. Stalin
2. Sailor Moon
3. Hacking

that's what they love

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If you ever were in the top tens anywhere, you'll get accepted into any and all MBA you'd like. Also, people will like keeping you pampered in an executive position if only just to brag about having you around.

whatever you need to tell yourself, user

fucking yikes

>that beginning angle
>that following
>that slight dolly zoom
this is fucking great

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Holy shit, did his pelvis shatter, mash up his insides and cause him to bleed out through his dick and arse?

oh my goodness

Ski cross is fun

As someone who had the unfortunate idea of mentioning Sailor Moon Crystal to a Russian in a casual conversation, I can confirm this.

>go do some olympic sport
>go to olympic games
>win medal
>retirement pension for life
>literally neet for life
>i wish i knew this when was younger

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>ungendered
>baldporngirls
>girls

TRIGGERED

now thats kino

gay kino

this shit was embarrassing desu

he hit a pole right and it cut him up

they need to add the style to it like x-games, that looks gay as shit

yuri on ice irl

Looks like his dick and nuts got scrapped off completely and his right leg was was separated somehow.

im out

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Competitive people have been proven to have a naturally higher sex drive, combine that with this
businessinsider.com/winter-olympics-the-olympic-village-is-stocked-with-110000-condoms-that-is-37-per-athlete-2018-2
People are getting their fuck on.

>All of which oils the reputation of the village as some kind of sex-crazed Woodstock for athletes. According to gold medal-winning Australian target shooter Mark Russell, it is “the most testosterone fuelled place on earth”. In London 2012, Grindr crashed as athletes arrived, and at Sochi 2014, a female Olympic gold snowboarder noted that “Tinder in the Olympic Village is next level”. After Beijing 2008, an Olympic table-tennis player divulged the secrets of the “sex fest” and the “volcanic release of pent-up hedonism” that apparently happens when thousands of athletes at the top of their game come together.

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now, this is KINO

Imagine how much ass fucking goes on at men's figure skating championships, while all the female skaters are being prostituted.

plus lots of these people are doing sports that could literally leave them as paraplegics never able to fugg again

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