/heem/ - The Bong Made the Thread Edition

Previous: Upcoming events:
>Mar 02 Bellator 195 - Caldwell vs. Higo
>Mar 02 LFA 34 - Watley vs. Jenkins
>Mar 03 UFC 222 - Cyborg vs. Kunitskaya

Results:
>Jeremy Stephens def. Josh Emmet by KO
>Jessica Andrade def. Tecia Torres by decision
>Illir Latifi def. Ovince St-Preux by submission
>Aung La Nsang def. Alexandre Machado by KO (retains One FC HW championship)

News:
Josh Emmett Plans to Appeal Loss to Jeremy Stephens at UFC on Fox 28
>sherdog.com/news/news/Report-Josh-Emmett-Plans-to-Appeal-Loss-to-Jeremy-Stephens-at-UFC-on-Fox-28-132589
UFC contender Colby Covington rips Mike Perry and his ‘horse-faced girlfriend’
>bloodyelbow.com/2018/2/25/17050666/ufc-on-fox-28-mma-news-florida-troll-colby-covington-mike-perry-girlfriend-fight-max-griffin
Jeremy Stephens win over Josh Emmett at UFC on FOX 28 does 1,826,000 viewers in overnight rating
>mmafighting.com/2018/2/25/17050560/jeremy-stephens-win-over-josh-emmett-at-ufc-on-fox-28-does-1826000-viewers-which-is-a-moral-win
UFC on FOX 28 draws reported 10,124 attendance for $1.064 million live gate in Orlando
>mmajunkie.com/2018/02/ufc-on-fox-28-draws-reported-10124-attendance-for-1-064-million-live-gate-in-orlando

Is Jeremy /our heathen/?

colby

For ridding us permanently of that absolute monstrosity Emmet? Yes.

reminder that
>it's a beast
>it's a different animal
>I like him but he's not a drawl
>that's a bummer, what else ya got chin
>GADOOSH
>dime piece

Stay in your lane man

Who’s ready for the return of Alpha Cat?

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for 100% amateur fighters are a beast, turning pro any day now my guy, shin pads are a munster

old news, canby is also reddit

2/10

So if Mayweather really does step into the octagon do you think he'll get special treatment for his fight? What stipulations do you think he'd as for to increase his chances?

them's the external obliques, what's your point paddy?

Please don't seriously try to start a conversation about that mandrama bullshit

they are unattractive, what the fuck do you think?

I think your a faggy ass mick bastard if you don't find that attractive, is what I think for a fact. Next you're gonna tell me Amanda Nunes isn't a GODDESS either.

you obviously don't know me

You're alright, paddy.

He already has JUST hair

Ketlen Vieira is going to stomp her. She is a 5'8 bantamweight from the Amazon

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Tfw nobody will fight you

Now I see why he fights so cautiously nowadays

>DARIOOSHED

Future champ feels good to have one of your boys rising fast

Cris Cyborg vs. Yana Kunitskaya
Frankie Edgar vs. Brian Ortega
Sean O’Malley vs. Andre Soukhamthath
Stefan Struve vs. Andrei Arlovski
Cat Zingano vs. Ketlen Vieira

Nice job Brit OP forgetting to put the previous thread link in on the first attempt. LOL. T-CITY BLESS LAD you incompetent donk. No wonder you can't get a job lmao. Hang in there buckaroo.

For sure thing champ good call good work on /heem/ lol. 190238471238904701238947012389470123897409182365091236149023640193286401923864091823640192386409183264091823640981326409812360498126340981623409812364098123640912386409812360492360498613209486102398461023984601239846019238460123986401923864091823640981236049812634098136240981236409182364091238640913826401892364329460129843_

Cyborg
Frankie
O’Malley
Struve
Zingano

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I clearly felt the tap

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you're all GAY

You're all gay

FAGS

It would be the biggest event to happen on /heem/ and I'm sure plenty of memes would come from it. He could fight the WWE guy.

This is over the line apparently? lol good stuff

Well yeah, /heem/ is a mandrama general. They were actually interested in your gif. I went to bed.

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Colby "Cop-Caller" Covington is a faggot. He's like a shitposter that got bitten by a radioactive MMA fighter and got fighting powers.

Get over yourself you fucking idiot, jesus.

He didn't call cops

/snacks&hoez/

is that a tranny?

no

THE WIGGER PERRY BTFO

NUHEEM BTFO

>le stop snitching, snitches get stiches
LITERALLY BRAINWASHED BY THE JEW TO FOLLOW MONKEY STREET CODES AND CONDUCT
JUST LIKE THE WIGGER PERRY KEK

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP

You keep trying to force this shit, but no one's biting.

>schrodinger knees
>quantum suicide elbows
truly the patrician of fight technique, he could on be more /ourguy/ if he chose Mitsuboshi Colors as his AOTY

definitely a tranny

Did anyone actually predict this?

>forcefag
Naaa, just rubbing in more salt, to your damaged headcanon male harem. lmao

Quite a few people based on picks. Not me though.

>typing like a Bl*ck
White Americans really did lose their culture

He literally pressed charges though

Who is that tit cow? Got dayum.

Yes, but I thought Latifi would wrassle him, not gadoosh and choke

I swear, unless it's dc, I'll never bet on another nigger

Bailey Jay

harry potter looking trendier there

>he doesn't know that dark type is weak to kebab type

Not gonna make it.

>kebab
>he doesn't know latifi is a Christian Albanian
literally whiter than you, Chin

SHE'S GOT A DICK WTF?!?!

>tap your opponent on the fucking face to find range
>throw big windup right immediately after
did he not expect to get fucking heemed right then

Leave Eddie's wife alone she's a nice woman

apparently.

"what is below the belt?"

that is the million dollar question

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would Latifi beat dc?

you can have sex with any female fighter with or without having to rape them which one do you choose and why?

>karolina
>she'll cry a lot
>32 year old slavic pussy

kill every single non white and white traitor

Damian Maia vs Khabib

Who wins?

Amanda Nunes because she seems cuddly and I want to kiss her

yall gay

lol those pitiful fake ass cheeks

Rachael ostovich

Claudia Gadelha

You're all gay

GET YOU'RE PICKS IN BOYS

DON'T LET THE DELETION FOOL YOU YOU'RE PICKS ARE BEING TAKEN

POLICE1 IS A DORK

nigga what

You wake up in the morning and see this,wat do?

I do the succ

5th Amendment

NEW THREAD (NON BRITISH POLICE STATE):

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I said I want to cuddle her sweet Brazilian person and kiss her neck, face and body.

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Why are lanklets getting btfo so much in recent years? Even someone like Jon Jones got busted when trying to fight Manlet DC.

Easy choice

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it's not lanklets that are getting btfo, it's the blacks

You fell for the Trap unless you're like into sucking dick you know..

Getting your dick sucked by a femine guy is literally not gay

idk how to feel about this new lithuanian

How do we deal with the british posters? Without a doubt the worst posters on heem. Not only are the unknowledgable about martial arts, but their posts are multiple levels below even the lowly spaniards in sophistication. They are not themselves practitioners and watch merely for violence, such low life forms. Nothing about the british posters belong on heem, they can contribute nothing.

>they can contribute nothing.
>literally made the best OP in weeks

Hell yeah Aung La is still champ. I took a few classes from him. He's a great guy.

the brits are alright except that one guy who keeps BTFOing himself with fight analysis that turns out to be exactly wrong but even he's good for a laugh

Rena!

I think my record is hovering around 60-70%, which is pretty dece as far as MMA goes, which is notoriously hard to predict. I am riding big on Edgar vs. Ortega, though, if T-City somehow wins that I will look quite the fool.

Why can't asians into mma?

the Top 5 LW GOATs are Asian or part-Asian