here we go
San Jose Sharks @ Minnesota Wild game thread
>tfw Stewie on waivers
Doug from Duluth, stop spamming /hoc/ with your falseflag reddithawk/predditor posts in /hoc/ or there will be consequences. Fuck off you little cunt.
Doug's not here
but you sound upset
>there will be consequences
>tfw your team's prospect scored the gold medal winning goal in the Olympics
>but he's a dirty Ruskie
I feel so conflicted about this
I actually don't understand this one.
I feel like I'm missing a crucial piece of information
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A E S T H E T I C
Just needs a nice background now
they need to make room to call Luke Kunin up from Iowa and also to sign Jordan Greenway/possibly Kirill Kaprizov
Chris Stewart was popular in the locker room but just not quite good enough on the ice, he was scratched all the time
Friendly reminder that Wild fans are a cancer on /hoc/
SEETHING
This. Fuck off Doug
>mad
>at Minnesota
the wild are gonna bring home lord stanleys cup this year boys. let's go wild!
excellent post
forgot we were playing tonight
also fuck edina
doug here, what are you talking about? i haven't been on all weekend.
not this year or any year sweetie
>this year
no chance
but kap/sok/lodnia will
lot of turnovers happening in the neutral zone
/hoc/ blames us for everything
Just need a ticket to the dance, lad
god damnit state champion search the catalog and read /hoc/ next time ya dingus
Are there any actual sharks fans here? Or is it just me and my wild boys :^)
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub
I'm here, feeling pretty lonely though
I think there's like 2 Shark fans
the rest are us Wild fans and a bunch of dumbasses whos team isn't even in the game and are only here to talk shit
You should support a better team
Do any of you lads ref?
My brother does and makes pretty solid dosh, he does high school boys and girls varsity.
Thinking about doing it next year, starting up for squirts and peewees
Present
>My brother does and makes pretty solid dosh
lmao how fucking poor are you that you think reffing is good money holy kek
Same to you friend
Sorry sweetie I already do
publix OUT
NOW
Well he's a teacher so I guess 5/10 on poor scale
here
fine I’m watching the Duckies anyways
>mad
>at a grocery store
cub is better anyway
Dumb hamster poster
get out of here doug
teacher is only a half tier above mcdonalds
>it's a "/hoc/ comes into a game thread of a game they aren't even watching to shit it up" episode
Oh you're a bolts fan, good for you. You do have a good shot at the cup this year
He look like this?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
RYAN MY MAN
wake the fuck up D
Alright Dr. Rockefeller attorney at law
JOAKI
Movie sucks ass and people just pretend to like it because hockey=good
Some autist has been blaming a lot of things on this Doug character. Its probably the same person that thinks anyone talking shit about the avs is a mild fan.
How is the fish mongering going? I ran out of pickled herring a week ago, should get more but I typically only get some over the holidays.
Also why didnt they start Stalock for the memes? Just because Dubnyk hasnt been shit lately?
Dubnyk's kids look kinda creepy on the back of his mask
wish stalocktopus got more starts desu,
didn't work this weekend cuz i went home for my bday but it's been really slow for a while cuz nobody buying shit til after spring break probably.
>Its probably the same person that thinks anyone talking shit about the avs is a mild fan.
that guy is just a DUDE WEED, who cares what he thinks
>kids look kinda creepy
ftfy
Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild
what's offense
laughing SO HARD at the Norway Men's National Ice Hockey Team
Make like an egg and beat it
do they have one?
did you even watch the Olympics? yeah they do. they suck.
BASED J0NES
Look, we made it just as far as the American team in the Olympics, except we lost to the winners, and not the Czech Republic.
Are you the HM/East metro dude? If you run into a guy named John S at daloot you should befriend him. He says he is probably a gypsy but I dont believe him, even if he is Romanian.
yuh that's me, how old?
yeah but we weren't allowed to use our best players. you were.
>Mats Zuccarello is the ONLY current player Norway has in the NHL
>le if we had NHL players we would have won argument
you're more salty than the leafs
>our nhlers that got swept at the wcoh woulda won!
>our nhlers that got shit on in sochi woulda won!
awful arguments m8
I'm not saying we would have won at all, only that the outcome of the tournament would have been very different
World Cup of Hockey shpuld be renamed the World Cup of NHLers Who Aren't In The Playoffs
>Who Aren't In The Playoffs
>playoffs
>in september
reeeeeeetard
First season huh?
Had they let us play Zuccarello I'm confident we would have made it to the semis at least.
You should delet this post
For fans of a perennial loser, wild fans sure are thin skinned.
>expecting 1 guy to carry an entire team
Oilers-tier logic
>not playing Stalock
Umm on the older side, 22-24. He is going to school for environmental science. I worked with him this summer, good guy.
Man if only Stalock was playing, Burns and Coyle both got hattricks, and the corpse of Setoguchi was dragged onto the ice.
Jones a god
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Tierney scaaaaaaar
most dangerous lead
waive Reilly
j0nes is elite
Jesus christ why can't jones play like this every game?
SHOOT
THE
PUCK
JONESIE
make like your mother's egg and soak up my sperm
1/10
>make Dubnyk play like he is playing for a contract every game
>keep Staal and Suter drinking water from the fountain of youth
>melt Prosser and inject his remains into D that have more offensive capabilities, namely Reilly and Dumba
>replace Brodin's hand with a bionic one
>get Kaprizov to come over
>trade Ek for Middlestadt
>find a way out of Parise's contract
>have Wes Walz replace Greenlay
>bring back Jamie, sorry Audra
Would finally win a cup
biased judges
>burns trying to kill the ref
kek
even the best "your mom" joke can never score higher than a 5
just like your mom ;)
you forgot
>raise Boogaard from the dead
Stewart can scrap pretty well. More a fan of the Coyle fights though. Boogaard was traded, dont see him as a key piece missing.
you Stewart just got put on waivers, right?
you know*