Why would matt damon agree to this horse shit?

why would matt damon agree to this horse shit?

i'm 20 minutes in and can't tell if it's a comedy

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I missed this one as well,heard it was great like Little Big Soldier if it was low-fantasy?

>why would matt damon agree to this horse shit?

millions of $$$ from the chinese government. get used to it.

marathoning a movie is not a meme you dip

t. Constance Wu

Zhang Yimou is great and anyone with half a brain would be honored to be in his films. There's a reason why he never asked you, bitch.

shut up chink

bump

that movie wasn't that bad tho, keep watching

Go back to r/movies my embryonic friend.

i wonder why

C O L O N I Z E D

>he doesn't have color coded armor

The fuck is this? A Japanese kids show?

That should really be a porn channel.

The only really retarded thing was the bungee jumping. Everything else is "okay" enough to watch.

what about the screaming arrows or the double fireballs?

>screaming arrows

Those are real.

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So is it good or bad? Tell me what to think.

I lost my shit when i saw the aliens

I knew i was going to the cinema to see a meme movie but that was too much i couldnt stop laughing

The fact that the entire thing was dubbed in german didn't help either

I just pretended the entire thing was set in some sort of a post-apocalyptic world as a trump-wall metaphor taken too far

This is the most Sup Forumseddit post I've seen all year.

T. Matt damon

>aliens

I thought they were wild animals m8,where'd the alien bit come from?

Im pretty sure the chinks were saying that a green magic meteor fell off the sky and then spawned the fucks. Not 100% sure tho my german isn't perfect and I wasnt paying that much attention

Because China.

Build it

>the bungee jumping
>retarded
you really need to learn to appreciate good cinema user

its bad but in a good way

>that theme

HNNNG!

Will I like it if I'm a wuxia fag?

>walls are bad!
>makes wall movie where the wall saves the country

you don't actually....."watch" films do you?

how can white women even compete?

that kid who died after saving william ;_;

To piss off Constance Wu. Easy to do but still worth it IMO

the armor was nice though m8

it's a great throw-back toward a simpler time when you could just go & watch a pop-corn flick with a smile knowing it wouldn't take itself so seriously,

>TL:DR it's a solid B-movie

Literally ALL look the same, what the fuck

the one with Jackie Chan and John Cusack and Adrian Brody was so bad it was good.

Constance (literally) Wu?

Yeah that was Dragon Blade it was great to see Cusack again

>Channel dedicated to fucking exclusively minorities
No one would watch it

oh mine didn't even have subtitles what'd the kid/emperor say about the creature?

There were a few shots in the movie that had me pretty surprised at how well composed they were, such as the top down shot in the stained glass tower at the end. However, the dialogue was very subpar, the CGI dated, and the plot 100% predictable.