/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Carry On My Wayward Cat Edition

PRE-SEASON TESTING IS GO
F1 IS (kinda) BACK
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>Pre-season testing details:
Test 1 dates: Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March
Test 2 dates: Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March
Starts daily at 8am Catalunya time

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/
(23-25 March)

>Countdown to FKino in Bahrain:
fiaformula2.com/
(6-8 April)

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it/spf1general

>Nico Hulkenberg's F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
135 (137 entries)

>2018 WDC
Gimi

>Ricciardo status
Confirmed as exposable by the Bahamian

>News:
Jorda testing for Formula E
Testing is go!

Other urls found in this thread:

skysports.com/f1/live-blog
autosport.com/f1/live/2750912/barcelona-f1-test-day-one-2018
skysports.com/f1/news/12430/11258931/watch-live-f1-2018-car-launches
racefans.net/live/f1
f1-direct.com/live-essais-prives-1.php
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1519631511730.webm
en.f1i.com/live/
newsnow.co.uk/h/Sport/F1
youtube.com/watch?v=0l20Pac9YWM
youtu.be/Xx9W7DDmpLo
youtu.be/86QlXEtqqpg?t=16s
youtube.com/watch?v=DGt2U1Twr20
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First for testing

Please, post pics of Foreskindia.

Force India looks undercooked

first for truth

Testing updates:

skysports.com/f1/live-blog

autosport.com/f1/live/2750912/barcelona-f1-test-day-one-2018
>doesn't seem to be working?

Post others as reply pls.

Xth for a reminder to take note of gravitational pull, sun rays, and humidity when looking at test times.

Oh look. The first casul /f1/ poster shows up.

I really hope Red Bull...shit even Mclaren challenge Mercedes or Ferrari

Hmmm.

Cats confirmed as official F1 /poweranimal/

That's a lot of rake.

you will never suck off this f1 cock

I thought they were supposed to axe the VJM notation due to the legal action? That fat fuck.

Benis

Ted / Sky live stream for the reveals

skysports.com/f1/news/12430/11258931/watch-live-f1-2018-car-launches

new pink > old pink

Wow. Its not region locked! Praise allah!

In that colour the halo kinda does look like a whale tail

I like the new Pink/White too. It's all right.

Can someone provide me with the Position of Jupiter and Saturn

>Ted talking shit about new drivers

Obviously they're not British

Its in space.

waa he talking Shit about Englands Brave Joylon Palmer

Thanks, BWT water, for great support. My dear Austrian fans. We're coming to Austria, we are racing around the world with the help of BWT... water. BWT water. Pink water. The sip of memes.

How fucking short is Tost?

Is that why he's always so angry?
>tfw short man syndrome

My mom is installing a Water softener from BWT

Did they move the session start time to 9am everyday this year?
Or is it just today because of the car reveals?

I can piss on your mom, that would soften the water too

Kekker

>I can piss on

>this flag
>this fetish

Pottery

this calls for a safety car

Sorry user, I think we've corrupted him.

Bingo time lads

>it's another"lets pretend this season won't be MWL" episode

DELET THIS

...

>tfw you're really sick of listening to Ted dribble shit, but you really need this job

KFC Jagonya Ayam!

Least impressive new car?

That livery is terrible and the colour isn't even the problem.

Fuck me, I want a Strawberry Big M now.

racefans.net/live/f1

Honestly is there anyone more forgettable than Craig Slater?

He basically turns up in front of camera every pre-season and maybe gets a bit more of a mention if Natalie is firing out one of Ricciardo's babies (is the Nat X Ricci meme still allowed or has Bahamas corrupted that as well?)

>this part
>this flag
>this low tech material

pottery

f1-direct.com/live-essais-prives-1.php

You can tell he really wanted to do football but got stuck with the F1

SON?

>Honestly is there anyone more forgettable than Craig Slater?

He has a few memeorable moments
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1519631511730.webm
>not edited in any way

en.f1i.com/live/

and newsnow.co.uk/h/Sport/F1 for updated news from different sources

Prototyping parts with metal is way easier, quicker and cheaper, than with carbon though. I would be surprised if Haas has some CNC milling equipment at the track.

youtube.com/watch?v=0l20Pac9YWM

I swear he looks like he is debating just killing them all or at least Ted.

>en.f1i.com/live/

>Thanks for visiting, we are not running live commentary for the Mexican GP

>19:01 The start of testing has been delayed by 10 minutes.

>18:00
>SESSION DELAYED
>We're going to have to wait a little longer to see the first cars on track as it happens...the session start has been delayed by 10 minutes to 8.10am GMT.

Come on guise, I've arranged to be free for this shit. What do I do now? I've just come out of the shower, and I fapped only minutes before that... which was awkward enough that I don't think I want to for a day or two.

:01 The start of testing has been delayed by 10 minutes.

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>I've just come out of the shower, and I fapped only minutes before that...

Pics?

This car looks underdeveloped as fuck.
Expect FI to be worse than Renaults and even a Williams without drivers.

>This car looks underdeveloped as fuck.
>Expect FI to be worse than Renaults and even a Williams without drivers.
this

You don't want them, lol.

What's delayed the session - rain?

...

Nah, cheeky FI will be strong

>What's delayed the session - rain?

What else could it be?

Although it doesn't look like it.

youtu.be/Xx9W7DDmpLo

what the fk was the point of the launch livery?

Cats. Lizards. Hong Kong fans. Siesta. Honda engine spilling fluid throughout pit lane. Some mysterious unidentifed person writing "BRING BACK BERNIE" in chalk on the grid.

Vijay is desperate to sell, so I doubt he's allowed FI to spend more than $14 on development.

memes

You're talking about it, aren't you? You're giving them views.

>are you in distress, Indonesia?

How does it even?
If it goes in, how does it go down?

...

>GREEN GREEN GREEN

Looks like the bottom flaps up from the picture.

Damn, my Mum is hot.

Can I fap to her?

She's fond of the leaf

It must be manually assembled.
Only the top and the outside wall wouldn't hit something if it went in then down.

>Cats. Lizards. Hong Kong fans. Siesta. Honda engine spilling fluid throughout pit lane. Some mysterious unidentifed person writing "BRING BACK BERNIE" in chalk on the grid.

"Yeah"
youtu.be/86QlXEtqqpg?t=16s

>not making a "leaf blower" joke
You had one job.


Only if you post pics.

>An early change to the week's line-up already, Force India reserve Nicholas Latifi has been sidelined by a "serious infection":

HAHAHAHAHA Latifi BTFO

Seriously, though, why do you want to see me masturbate?

STR looks like the actual red bull cola can now.

memestream

youtube.com/watch?v=DGt2U1Twr20

>The focus for all its teams will be on ensuring reliability for its Melbourne specification, before delivering decent performance upgrades when the second and third power units come in to play.

Holy shit... the significance of the three engine limit hasn't crossed my mind til this piece - this means, there's only two opportunities to introduce major engine developments this season without penalty.

I was getting there, you can't rush these things. Tell her I say hi though, and that I'd love to make use of her lawn clearing services when she has the chance to come by.

This seems very exploitable

Holy shit why is Nando streaming the test and not driving?

How JUST will McLaren be if Honda surpasses Renault this year

Alternatively it means that teams are gonna pick certain throw away races. Would be nice to see a race or two where the teams agree that everyone will take a grid a penalty and introduce some engine upgrades.

Very JUST for sure

The other teams have a moral obligation to let him win.

That would be pretty damned funny.

>ABSOLUTELY BTFO

Looks like Lewis wins again lads

Merc already doing glory runs while Ferrari sandbag. VWL will be resumed

The best part is that Reddit is watching this too.

nqked like the maclaren

Bottas 1.22.952
What was last years times?

Ferrari always takes the sandbags out on day 8 and does actual glory runs.
Mercedes never releases the sandbags.

It's irrelevant anyway - we don't know the percentage water vapour of the track surface.

Gimi did a 1:18.634.