SAD!

SAD!

>Blond germanic pro athlete genes

Why is this a bad thing?

We'll just get the reject. No way US is destination one.

this

if the kid will turn out to be a fuck-up, he/she will be american
if he/she will get good, he/she will be german

Like hell he's going to let that happen.

>Transfers them to Germany
>Story ends there

I didnt know they were together, weird couple

>yfw he becomes a tight end for THE Ohio State

The wall just got 10 feet higher

i think it will mainly depend on where the kid grows up 2bh

So now Mr. Schweinsteiger, will your son help Chicago to the world cup?

Good at football: plays for Germany and buyern
Somewhat decent: plays for Serbia and any Premier League team
Anything below: plays for USA national team and has journey man career in spic leagues and mls.

Why would a female football player pick Germany over USA?

and why would he pick the usa over germany or even ?serbia if he is good?

>Germanic
>Slav

nope

Repulsive

I doubt it. Giuseppe Rossi was born and raised in the United States but he still chose Italy. Players usually choose the better NT.

>athlete so happens to have kid in USA
>HE'S OUR HE'S FUCKING OURS GIMME

Calm down

Tbf he will be American legally speaking since we have birthright citizenship.

Children of top athletes usually aren't that great. Regression to the mean

It's not like that's the case with almost all black "english" football players

Klose and Podolski are both Polish.

And Sterling/Sturridge are both Jamaican iirc. Not to mention France and Portugal with all their players born in ex-colonies.

*snip*

This.

>yfw he's a wunderkid but opts for an American Football career

>USA is literally stealing genes and talents

Who are these people? How does it help America?

arent these the type of anchor babies donnie wants to get rid of to MAGA?

Raising a child in Chicago must be quite horrible.

>child goes to play with friends
>inadvertently enters a wrong neighborhood
>gets shot

How do responsible parents deal with that shit over there?

>only good player is david alaba, a Philippino-NIigerian

nice one pal

This. Or a women's tennis player, even.

Nice cherry pick.

Divegrass players I think

....that's not how gang violence works m8

she's 30. could be potato.
in that case, certainly eligible for us.

>

Love seeing Euros shit all over this country's divegrass bitchboys

>son of famous player will be any decent
Rarely happens.

>who is Marko Arnautovic
>who is Marcel Sabitzer
>who is Guido Burgstaller
>who is Julian Baumgartlinger
>who is Martin Hinteregger
>who is Kevin Wimmer
>who is Sebastian Prödl
Also I didn't complain about natural born citizens like you did

>Schweinsteiger: I'm having a child with my wife, not a product for your propaganda

>arnoutovic

that kid will be fat lmao

He's gonna play bball for the Bulls.
The white Derrick Rose.

do NOT bully Arno

t.Scott Abdul Achmed

t. dead before 30 from gang violence or disease

Lmao they're all shite mate

Embarrassing post

Prodl FFS lmaoooooooooo

>customer mad at Prödl

>no Junuzovic

in response to

they would live in a closed off society and unironically socialise with others of their nationality. I knew someone who lived in USA and his kids went to a school who only admit English.

They have no drive cause they already have all the money.

retired from the national team

Klose is half-german

Polish and German are the some thing

Nobody is acting that way, you fucking mong.

And the kid would be legally American

Those are fighting words

If it's female no doubt she'll train in tennis with her mother

If it's male, he's definitely going back to Germany to be developed by the Bayern youth academy. If anything the kid will go back to the Fire on loan for a development season. Basti loves Chicago though, he's living downtown and can freely walk around and barely be recognized, my dad has seen him a couple times riding his bike around Lake Shore drive last summer

germans born after 1945 are all half slav anyway. the men all died in the wars. and the kid will be rich. rich slavs play tennis, right?

amerimutt.jpg

>slavs/meds/etc are not whites you guys!
>tesla/socrates/etc are a prime example of why we are the master race, I have a graph that proves it as well!
Great meme

>slavs
>white
HOWLING

The only way one of Schweinsteiger's kids plays for us is if she's a girl, because women's soccer in the US is actually competitive and lucrative relative to other nations. Our men's team is hilariously bad at identifying youth talent

>US Soccer's head scout said that Messi has "no soccer IQ"
>Our youth coaches told Subotic that he wasn't good enough to play for the US
>US Soccer's president is a Colombian Wall Street nanker who was the VP to the former president, who deliberately scheduled games against CONCACAF opposition in heavily latino cities because it meant more money even though it removed any semblance of a home field advantage

Literally anyone worth a damn who is eligible to play somewhere else will do so if they get the chance, it's a miracle that Pulisic picked us over Croatia. And I bet the next generation of American kids eligible for a European team won't make the same mistake. If he had held out for Croatia he'd be on his way to the World Cup. Instead he gets to sit on his ass all summer.

>they would live in a closed off society and unironically socialise with others of their nationality.
Not nationality (since afaik there isn't a massive german/serbian community in Cook County), but definitely race. If he decided to raise his kid in Illinois (and I really doubt that he would), it would be in one of the super-white suburbs like Lake Forest.

*wall street banker

you're dumb first of all and second by law he will be a american citizen

That's oooooooooone ugly lookin baby!

If it's a girl she'll play tennis like her mother

like non-German Europeans born after the 1940s are half-German
>1000 years ago around half of German Empire lands were inhabited by Slavs
>then Germanics came and conquered those lands
>Slavs were merely assimilated, yet R1a haplogroup is less than half in Germany, which means Slavs got cucked
>R1a rate in Eastern Germany however is HIGHER than that of Russia, who are the results of Slavic expansion (rape, some people on Sup Forums would say), and most other Slavic countries, meaning the true Slavs were those who got raped by the Red Army, and the Slavic rape babies of WW2 were children fathered by Eastern German soldiers
you Pan-Slavic """""Slav""""" faggots are just begging me to start a Youtube channel

LEL

Nah. He'll have legs and talent like his ds, hotness of his ma but will also inherit her injury weakness.
Kind of like Roice. Great when fit but most of the time injured.