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kane to sharks

LMAO

finn to sharks

F blackhawks

KANE TO SHORKS

>shorks picking up cancer
he'll fit right in out in cali

>Shorks

karlsson to nashville

Kane to shorks is real

pls no

>S H O R K S
>H
>O
>R
>K
>S

i hate kane as much as the next guy, but who would realistically be happy about playing for buffalel? im sure going to a contender will make him a bit less of a dick, and if not, burns and thornton will sort him out

Crosby to Washington

Silicon valley is already partying at their new diversity hire

>#slels Transaction: team has acquired Chris Wagner from the Anaheim Ducks in exchange for Jason Chimera.

yes pls

Please don't post fake news guys

>ward and kane on the same team
BIX NOOD MUFUGGA

going to buffalo made him less of a dick

chimera to ducks

>Kane to Sharks is real
AHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

>going to a contender
who'd the shorks trade him to?

Thank fucking god we got rid of Chimera. Less than useless.

I don't think the college girls there will agree

He had more off-ice problems there, the only difference is that his teammates didn't bully him.

IT'S HEATING UP BOIS

Wagner for chimera

Canadian Blacks are NOT to be confused with African Americans

wut?

>Evander Kane to Sharks is real

he is quite popular with the ladies

Tell me about Wagner. Is he more than a goon?

Eurasia
NHL
Rights to SHL

North America
KHL

nhl.com is down for you guys too?

sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/sabres-evander-kane-sued-assault-allegations/

this
i am beginning to think that being american makes you less intelligent and more violent, canadian blacks are nice dudes

>for a first, prospect and conditional 4th
>the absolute state of San Jose Tiburón

how man CBBC's have you been sucking?

ESE

nice Sup Forums post desu

Hell yeah he's a solid 3rd liner maybe a future 2nd with exp
What about this mix of animal and man?

He likely raped one girl (she didn't have memory of it so they couldn't build a good case, but there was physical evidence) and there was a bar incident with normal assault and witnesses (but I think they wanted video to press charges and it wasn't available).

Shitty guy tbqh. No one talked about it because no one cares about Buffalo.

>san jose surströmming

STREAM
youtube.com/watch?v=96alQ95abMA
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>No extension for Evander Kane in San Jose. Rental. Details TBD.
>a first, prospect and conditional 4th for a rental

Who are you quoting

imagine thinking players make the same money from endorsements living in a swamp full of dindus as they do in an actual hockey market

Calgary had a based black man as a captain -- It cured my racism

i thought user said first rounders never got traded?

>"I wonder if the Hockey News is out!"
>"Ooooo coupons for onion danglers!"

Are the Bruins going to sign him?

He skates fast. That's about it sadly.

kek, came here to post this. where is that brainlet.

is that ANOTHER 1st round pick traded for a veteran?
can it be that there are 4 first round picks traded in total? wow i should buy a lottery ticket

Why would you wait for the last minute to make the trade? Is this some sort of auction?

If they do they'll have an amazing team in 2007 between him, Gionta, and Chara.

>conditional first
wtf, do the sabres only get a 2019 1st if he does not rape anyone?

>Crashes your trade market with no survivors

a lot of these deals are made earlier in the day, it just takes time for the nhl to approve them

I'd be very surprised

You want to get the best offer so you use time to pressure the buyers and the sellers.

>Is this some sort of auction?

partly yeah, teams are bidding against each other

Top Losers of the Trade Deadline:
1. TSN
2. Anyone with a pulse
3. Young women living in San Jose
4. Brendan Leipsic
5. Nashville Predators
6. snes fans' hopes and dreams
7. Joe Sakic
8. that meme kid who LARPs as Arizona's GM
9. /hoc/
9001. Las Vegas banks
9000001. Oilers' odds of winning the lottery again

So why did we do this??? There has to be another nice in the works

was he a boston fan? i only saw the end of the convo

Kane is hardly a vet.

>shorks
Man you guys have gone bonkers since Marleau left havent you? I can only imagine Couture wanting out soon.

based Joe

Why is it that I'm completely colorblind when it comes to hockey, despite being a die hard racist, fascist and sadist IRL? Whenever I see people shitposting about a player being black I cringe, but if this was about something else I'd be on a roll.

>With CBJ acquiring Ian Cole earlier today, the Florida Panthers are now the only NHL team with no players who have won the Stanley Cup.
kek
>shitty kittys

By waiting, you get a better picture of your opponents' rosters and making a last minute deal means your own rivals are less likely to be able to make a counter move until after the playoffs.

Does it matter if he does? They need to rebuild anyway. Core is old and done.

>blackcocks
>shorks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

just keep him away from cab drivers

With the current CBA players might as well retire when they turn UFA

he has played 8 seasons. your life has passed you bye my friend

>tfw only SHIT teams (besides the Leafs) are playing tonight

Fuck if I know, dude. I'm glad we got rid of him, but at least Chimera brings

V E T E R A N P R E S E N C E

to the team.

Probably because you aren't really racist, but just have an in-group preference (like everybody)

>kane to shorks

Lets everyone laugh at the shorks for paying a 1st for a shitty version of Kane.

Is Calgary the Texas of Canada?

like 5+ seasons is vet tier, average career is 3 seasons

Well actually that is what >we need. Motivation to stay aggressive instead of passing

>bye

Karlsson's pending move is big news in Sweden. If nothing happens I will be disappointed.

>trading away your only good semi-young player (and your leading goal scorer) is good because rebuild
If it happens then i hope you enjoy the shorks eventual relocation to Seattle!

Only steers and queers come from texas

He is 28 not young. That is how bad it is in SJ.

I don't know, I've never been to Texas so I can't say.

We have a lot of cowboys and oil money, so I've heard the comparison made often

full of retards who wear cowboy boots on pavement?

>Karlsson to Jokerit

Do swedes want him to move?

so it is the texas of canada

Still laughing SO HARD at Nashville desu

>dung starts to pile up, and that's what you got in Ottawa

Of course

Is there anyone who doesn't want him to move?
t. chinaswede

Seems like a pretty good deal for the shorks, they paid a lot less than Boston for Nash, especially if they end up not having to give that conditional first round pick.

I know I do, Melnyk is a horrible creature

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