Late night home alone rubbing your lamp

>late night home alone rubbing your lamp

>this pops out and grants you three wishes

what are they, Sup Forums?

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looks like my wish already came true

Wish one:
Turn yourself 18.

You know the drill. Old enough to grant wishes, old enough to fuck.

Wish for infinite wishes duh

no pedo pls

delete the universe

wtf? Why do I have a lamp that I just sit at home rubbing?

Okay.
I want the power to have control over anyone, and they wouldn't even know that i am doing it.
I want the power to change my appeancer at will.
I want immortality/invulnerability

I'm set for all eternity

>Turn yourself 18

That's gay

Based as fuck user, I choose your powers as well.

Belt from el Tigre
Wolverine regeneration
My waifu loves me back and also she will pay for my shit because she loves me.

What's an appeancer?

Alick of her cunny

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1. my balls to produce infinite sperm per day so i can masturbate whenever i want

2. immortality but i will be instantly dead when the sun start losing it's juice

3. cums on her tummy

*unzips dick*

I tried posting on the board but ut gave me that weird error

just give me the rundown about the drama over there pl0x >_

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clean ur cookies, brah


>just give me the rundown about the drama over there pl0x >_

I have no idea. I meant appearance. I don't know how i ended up writing that.

>that pic
What did he imply by that

Did u fight with them?

it was an implied redditor reference


>le board drama

kek, you think I'm some faggot or something?

GRACE A CUTE

she's the best, kek

This game gave some top tier faps

what a photogenic little girl

kek

her autism might not be so endearing in the future, but it's working great for now

where to download fâm?

>kek, you think I'm some faggot or something
TRIGGERD
lelelelel but seriously
>not liking drama
Its bretty good as long as you arent part of it