/f1/ - Formula 1 general Jessica edition

PRE-SEASON TESTING IS UNDER WAY

A stream: pscp.tv/gomezsri/1yNxakyqYLNGj

>Pre-season testing details:
Test 1 dates: Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March
Test 2 dates: Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March
Starts daily at 8am Catalunya time

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/
(23-25 March)

>Countdown to FKino in Bahrain:
fiaformula2.com/
(6-8 April)

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it/spf1general

>Nico Hulkenberg's F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
135 (137 entries, series to end 2018 though)

>McLaren status
EXPOSED

>News:
Testing is go!
Hülkenberg to win WDC
Red Bull completed the most laps
No honda explosion

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autosport.com/f1/live/2750920/barcelona-f1-test-day-two-2018
bbc.com/sport/live/formula1/43190405
skysports.com/f1/live-blog
twitter.com/MercedesAMGF1/status/968386004473311232
pscp.tv/w/1yoJMknXrPYKQ
toopappsz8.com/?page=colorid/1&i=1660315
twitter.com/AnonBabble

you bois, is torro rosso using mclaren gearbox or are they supplied by honda?

/thicctoria/

we're in here

what a dumb fucking bong faggot moron making a new goddamn thread when the current one is 200 posts from bump limit, you dumb lump of autist shit cunt idiot

> we

am i doin it rite?

/indy/

sexy

bump

>Jessica in OP
Best thread

What changes do you want to see in this year's game?

No halo

Online that isn't shit

konami code removes halo

new developers

Microphones closer to exhaust, big driver numbers on the car, LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE announcer

>mana is absolutely off leash
WAGs lad, what's happening? Is she being actively emancipated in Mexico?

How's the weather in Montmelò?
Snow in 5?

hmmmm...

I told him waifus would never betray him.
Putting your faith into 3D 'women' is doomed to fail.

>Mana becoming lewd

WTF?
Death to Mana.

Mana is a virgin.

Damn... I've never rated Mana at all but dat gap is nice.

how does my boi sir gay doing?

Three years this years lads?

W E W
E
W

literally worse than the Force India reserve driver

GT 7 >>>>>> all f1 togerther

FIA really need to pay to Polyphony Digital to make best f1 game ever

Pretty much.

She's gone to Mexico with her cousin to go clubbing, drink a lot and lounge by the beach.
She does have a bit of a sexy side, she has liked posts from some big titty gravure idols before.

I want to make it clear that I did not make this thread.

>tfw Lee's last year

Post more lewd mana

>I want to make it clear that I did not make this thread.

Yeah, we know you aren't an Hulk guy

>She's gone to Mexico with her cousin to go clubbing, drink a lot and lounge by the beach.

tfw Mana's off the rails

So the japanese anime girl went to mexico and come back pregnant also applies to the 3d japanese ones?

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>18:43 There was a slight dusting of snow on the Autosport cars this morning, but the track itself is just dry and cold.
>Air temperature is -0.5, the track temperature a not-much-better 2.2.

No mention of air pressure though.

Alonso stripped of his fastest lap for cutting the chicane on it.

New fastest laps:
>Alonso 1:22.354
>Hartley 1:22.371

tfw so close to getting the bingo

This might be the best timeline yet

happening status: it's

>dat ankle mobility
mirin

autosport.com/f1/live/2750920/barcelona-f1-test-day-two-2018

bbc.com/sport/live/formula1/43190405

skysports.com/f1/live-blog

I might work from home today.

I'm on the exercise bike right now so give me half an hour

Does Alonso ever stop cheating?

>wins two championships with a later to be banned tuned mass damper
>blackmails his team boss for preferential treatment
>cheated on his wife with a "Russian prostitute" and probable drift girl™
>wins a race after participating in a scheme to fix the outcome
>cuts a chicane because his Renault doesn't have enough power to get past a Honda

GREEN FLAG

As much as you all would like to believe, McLaren is not as >exposed as you think they are
>They have a simple wheel nut problem
>Alonso ran all his times at bad conditions
>Red Bull in the Renault engine has clearly been much faster than the Toro Rosso in the Honda engine
>Honda's newest, "best" engine can't keep up with Renault's newest, "80% comfy not trying too hard" engine

>VR
>better career mode
>classic tracks instead of classic cars
>better sound

!!!!!!!

meteo

...

snow on the track
twitter.com/MercedesAMGF1/status/968386004473311232

Tim's back

pscp.tv/w/1yoJMknXrPYKQ

LADS

And so ends Williams F1

Some heinous team banter going on social media if we haven't crossed that box off yet.

>that cringy tweets

>and leave f1
WORST TIMELINE

Will Mercedes win again?

18 car grid soon I guess
Probably

shitty paydrivers with no business in F1 BTFO

Thank God. That livery was crap.

Good morning boys, how are we doing today?

>amd not happy about the cold
but of a pussy desu

should have gone with intel instead then

KUB on suicide watch

Okay so I don't watch follow F1 rigourously, but I like to watch quite a few races.

What the fuck is this halo thing and what's the reasoning behind it? It's a dangerous step towards a closed cockpit

>wins two championships with a later to be banned tuned mass damper
banned mid season to help Ferrari
>blackmails his team boss for preferential treatment
To stop Hamilton's preferential treatment you mean. Hamilton spilled the beans after being granted immunity
>cheated on his wife with a "Russian prostitute" and probable drift girl™
No idea what that's all about
>wins a race after participating in a scheme to fix the outcome
All evidence points towards him not being involved but good try t being revisionist
>cuts a chicane because his Renault doesn't have enough power to get past a Honda
If you watch the video recaps, Hartley was aggressively defending position to disrupt both of their testing sessions. Better to overtake while avoiding and possibility of collision rather than risking the only car and limited parts both teams have

not today, the day he destroys Sir Gay

Who cares, when Ferrari, Red Bull and Merc all pack their bags after 2020 because Liberty.

Suck a bit harder m8, I don't think you deep throated Alonso's entire cock yet.

Needs to deal with it

It's trying to protect the drivers head without creating a closed cockpit. Bianchis crash made people start thinking about needing something, ignoring the fact that the crash occurred because he was driving way too fast under double yellows (which means you should be prepared to stop almost immediately), in the rain, and at the corner that a car had crashed.

Head protection research started in 2010/11

Almost up to the back wheels though

The fia was also concerned about death in other formula where a tire killed hit the head of a pilot

Sorry, I didn't think reality would upset you so much. I'll be more careful in the future.

Stop posting here Zak

Lads I think F1 is dying, and will be dead within the next decade. Liberty's purchase will go down as one of the worst business deals in history.

Sponsors are fleeing, the cars look and sound horrible and can't even fucking race, audiences are dropping because of the broken product/tv deals, new circuits are horrendous, uncompetitive domination. It's just all round a broken product.

If this happens I plan on creating a rival series - something like Formula X which would have cars like the X2010 adrian newey designed concept red bull which run off 20k+rpm v10s with a modern non-fossil fuel to power them. Cars will be electric in the pitlane. FormulaX will race at key circuits only - Spa, Monza, Silverstone, Nurburgring, Suzuka and Interlagos.

Thoughts?

Leclerc just put in an impressive lap of no time to take the lead, narrowly beating Bottas with no time.
Mark it off the bingo

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Audience are at their best since the
"Everyone one need to pay for f1 deal"in the 2000's
Gp are back in france and germany
And the competition is the closest it has been for the v6 hybrid era

Fuck my life, I can't eat any pepperoni or jalapenos anymore. I put three tiny ones on a sandwich last night and now I can't leave the bathroom ffs (I do not have an inspection shelf. I did not leave the door open)

I've been on /biz/ too long to fall for this

Wow, my Facebook is orange now, girls started queuing up, thanks Pajeet!

Someone post Ruth Buscombe sexy pic from Instagram. I need to fap.

Thats kind of weird bro?

>someone bring the pics into a room full of men so I can fap

Just think of your sister

The first details of Formula 1's television coverage overhaul for 2018 have been revealed.

Former Fox Sports president David Hill was drafted in late last year to oversee a change to the way F1 is broadcast.

Although there has not yet been any official announcement about F1 owner Liberty Media's plans to improve the TV show, commercial chief Sean Bratches promised it would "totally revitalise the way F1 is produced".

Asked by Autosport about the TV plans for 2018, Bratches said: "We are going to close the apertures, focus intently on the racing, and lower the [positioning of the] cameras - because the lower the camera the higher the realism of the speed is.

"We will also have 25 spotters around each grand prix to call back to race control and tell them where overtaking is about to take place.

"From a graphics standpoint we will have a brand-new package - putting them in a local language and also putting 'mph' in countries that use miles per hour."

It is understood that other ideas being looked at are improving the sound of engines through a new position of on-board microphones, use of music in the race broadcasts and more regular use of a highlights reel to showcase dramatic moments.

Liberty has already confirmed that race start times are being shifted to help television broadcasts, with European grands prix now starting at 3.10pm to help broadcasters who only begin their show on the hour.

Bratches said a new marketing campaign, website, eSports platform and "four fan festivals" would complement upgraded luxury initiatives like hot laps and the Paddock Club.

He also revealed F1 had settled on the countries that would get access to F1's new streaming service that was being made available.

"We are going to launch in China, USA, Latin America other than Brazil, Germany, France and a number of other Nordic countries," he said.

"It's been a very complicated proposition. With the media rights agreements we had this year, previously none of them would have permitted us to do that.

"But we have managed to come to terms in many of the territories, and we think we have done so in a win-win way."

Bratches said Liberty was working with the TV companies to also ensure that the coverage was such that it would attract - rather than put off - casual fans who were watching F1 for the first time.

"We have this fictitious idea of a 22-year-old person, who is not an F1 fan but who has a friend who is an avid fan and tells him to watch [a race]," explained Bratches.

"So when that person tunes in, we want them to understand what is going on.

"Ross Brawn, who is one of the legends of the sport, said he would come into the middle of a GP during his three-year retirement and not even know what was going on.

"So, we are trying to make it simpler to help convey what is happening."

/f1/ should make a gangbang video with Thicc-Vic.
Discuss.

>lower angles

But thats where the Halo looks its fucking worst. Otherwise pretty good ideas

So that's why German Sky stepped out. Liberty told them that their stream was coming whether sky liked it or not

...

>use of music in the race broadcasts

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you know what, the Halo looks fucking shit

Replace Thicc-Vic with Mana and you got my attention

>we want the handegg audience

though I don't see a problem with showing some highlights when there is zero action on track

We've already seen the graphics package. Do you really think they'll think anything they do completely through?
They'll only become aware of what the new angles do once they get ridiculed about twenty baby high chairs circulating around the tracks.

I assume that is because on some broadcasters there will be ad breaks whereas on the stream for example there wont be so they need to fill the dead air. That being said after I discovered you can turn commentary off in foreign language countries and just have the race track sounds I would much prefer that as an option.

What the FUCK did he mean by this?