Coffee

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...coffee?

...Coffee??

...Cof Fee!?

...COFFF FEEEE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Mehe-hehheh-hah

and hot.

Damn, you weren't kidding. This has the sting of the 48-hour blend.

most underrated twin peaks character of all time

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I really liked his part in fwwm and wouldn't have minded if that was expanded to the whole film

i really, really hope the character returns in the new show

Let's just all come together and admit, if all else failed and you HAD to choose one, you'd take the coffee over the cherry pie.

>when you find out there's a porn star called Laura Palmer

>when you become the most evil force in the universe because you refuse to accept it

I don't know, man. This show made pie seem like some kind of delicacy that was a gift from the gods.

Certainly.

>This show made pie seem like some kind of delicacy that was a gift from the gods.

I will unironically state that having a cup of coffee while eating a slice of pie is very near the top of human experiences. Because it's so easy to do we take it for granted.

Just had a cup, and already feel like a refill.
I know I shouldn't, not a good idea to have too much, but... you know. I feel like it.

Should I? I really shouldn't.
Should I though?

I'm not American and I've never had cherry pie in my life.

I'm about to have a refill. I think you should, too.

>no one got killed while eating cherry pie
disappointing desu

Has anyone here had, excuse me - a damn fine cup of coffee?

Kek, but your american coffee is garbage. It's a literally a cup of dirty water.

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I've heard this about murrican coffee as well, which is why I have to suspend my disbelief a little when watching TP. Oh well, at least I have the good stuff.

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Chris Isaak is unfortunately not included in the cast list

I cannot for the life of me get a taste for coffee, I only have it some mornings when I want to try and wake myself up.

I drink far too much tea though.

my body is just not made for coffee. I have to take a shit just after a cup.

that's a shame, would've liked to see kiefer reprise his role as well

Americans didn't learn about good coffee until Starbucks became ubiquitous, which forced many people to seek out better coffee. So there are Americans who know and can make good coffee.

That being said, Europeans, who think they know about good coffee, don't actually know about good coffee.

who knows about goof coffee then?

Well, I think the point was that Europeans drink better coffee by default. Everyone I know who's been to the US said it's pisswater over there.

Nobody. Every region on the planet insists they have true coffee and every other region laughs at them. Why? The secret is:

Coffee is shit everywhere.

>I cannot for the life of me get a taste for coffee
Well, then don't. Drinking coffee(or doing anything) because it's trendy is for faggots.
You could try adding cream, though, it basically becomes a different drink. As long as it's good cream.

>That being said, Europeans, who think they know about good coffee, don't actually know about good coffee

True, my good yankee friend. Europeans don't know about coffee. Only we italians do. We have the best espresso in the world, and that's a fact.

>Shitaly

I look at it this way. the Italians more or less created coffee culture and the rest of Europe borrowed from them but haven't advanced it. You can make an argument that the Italians have been resting on their laurels though because they haven't really advanced it for a century. Whereas the New World countries have pushed it forward to the point where they rule the coffee world right now.

Also, French coffee is by far the worst. They insist on using Vietnamese, instant coffee filler, robusta beans in everything. Even the Vietnamese know that shit is only good in sweet iced coffee.

Coffee walk with me