NORTH AMERICAN INDIGENOUS GAMES

What games are they going to feature, anons?

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The mouth wash chug.

10km Tuesday night biathlon
Stumble home for 2km and steal a bike for the remaining 8

is seal clubbing a sport?

It is now, Hans :)

keg stand
beer pong
liquor ice luge
power hour
flip cup

smallpox death blanket endurance

have some decency.
they gave us lacrosse.
and syphilis.

>no jai alai

speed scalping

From wiki:
>Gold, silver, and bronze medals were awarded in sixteen sports:
>Archery
>Badminton
>Basketball
>Baseball
>Boxing
>Canoeing
>Golf
>Lacrosse
>Rifle Shooting
>Soccer
>Softball
>Swimming
>Tae Kwon Do
>Track and Field and Cross-country running
>Volleyball
>Wrestling

deathmarch

>Tae Kwon Do
quintessential native american sport

>>Rifle Shooting
do we trust them

>Golf
quintessential native american sport

There's nothing that says the games have to be traditional. The only really traditional sports on that list are what, archery, lacrosse, and canoeing?

Roulette, blackjack and dices

So how much native % do you need to participate? Inb4 all the winners are white or black as fuck

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One has to assume there's a lot of drinking listerine and chewing electrical tape around all of the events, which puts a traditional spin on them

good thread

Lacrosse
Scalping
Kick the severed head
Dog sled racing
Archery
Rapr

I'm 1/64 Lenape, how do I join?

There's gotta be the ear pull and muktuk eating contest

Look what the white man has done to these once proud people

youtu.be/0yUPBypCf74

Why are Canadians so racist towards natives? Even liberal Canadians are. In America we respect them

For the same reason anyone is racist. Ignorance.

how can we respect someone who no longer exists? can't even remember the last time i saw one.

POWERFUL

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Naming shit after them

Canadians have a much higher percentage of Natives so they are much more informed on their shittiness while you have never met one in your life. It's literally the opposite of what said.

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>replying to a post that wasn't made to you

>In America we respect them
In what way? Why is every reservation a third world shit hole except that shiny casino that's hardly bringing in revenue?

No, it isn't "literally" the opposite.

First Nations people in Canada have been treated, and continue to be treated, worse than Alabama treated the niggers.

Then when some of them don't end up being productive members of society failure white fucks who work min. wage jobs at the corner store or blue collar construction jobs for 15 bucks an hour go on about how lazy natives are because they can't get a job and drink all the time while conveniently ignoring the white welfare leech bums that make up the majority of their family trees.

KYS.

See even this leftist faggot Leaf admits Natives are drunks that can't get jobs. That is why Canadians treat them like shit, familiarity and Americans don't because we are ignorant of their true ways

Yeah, some of them are.

Just like some white people are.

The difference is one drunk white bum doesn't get help up as the model of his race.

Don't Indians hate Trudeau now because of his lame ass cultural appropriation clothes and pandering?

How can we not despise them? They take our money, steal, rape, and demand more and more even when our gov spreads their fucking cheeks for them

How’d you type all that while pissed off of listerine?

*most
Ftfy

Why did natives get completely BTFO by a little liquor?
Is it like a genetic thing?

The 100m Dirt Worship

running and rifle shooting too

it was improving early 2000's. getting tim hortons wasnt a chore as it is nowadays because those indians could understand you. blame the tax changes that favor immigrants.

seething

>Early traders built a large demand for alcohol by using it as a means to trade, using it in exchange for highly sought after animal skins and other materials and resources.
>Problems continue among contemporary Native Americans; 12% of the deaths among Native Americans and Alaska Natives are alcohol-related
Some might say this was a bad trade.

only solution is more immigrants

Was hoping someone would post this

Is scalping innocent white women and children and raping conquered tribes' women and children so violently their pelvises break an sport?

Trading with drug addicts is a severely underrated way to build your wealth

50km swim-a-thon
Competitors are tied up, stuffed in a garbage bag with rocks and have to make their way 50km down the red river into Winnipeg. Bonus points for survivors.

SIT DOWN. BE HUMBLE

Bow and arrow hunting

>needing muh injun games so your ferals don't feel bad
Maybe you faggot leafs should have your injuns assimilate next time and you'd be able to have people like Sam Bradford or Jim Thorpe instead of what you have now.

>inb4 assimilation is mean
Yeah i suppose it'd be better to just let a supposedly valued sovereign people assimilate into the left's modern cult of blanda up. That's definitely not antithetical to literally everything the original "REEEEEE don't hurt them!!!!!1111" muh noble savage conservationists were trying to promote.

The Ovechkin of lacrosse is native

youtube.com/watch?v=DR0qLbQ5P-8

and a good way to get rid of competition

watching americans try to defend natives/canadians is so funny, we are not scared to take a hit to score like you guys haha. Easily blows by every time

Seems weird there's no equestrian sports.

In Canada I think you have to be 25% native or more to have status.

So the average Canadian?

DELET THIS

>gas huffing
>dirt worshipping
>drinking
>disease dying
>not owning the land
>liberal guilt inducing

IT"S REAL!
newsroom.unsw.edu.au/news/students/record-number-indigenous-doctors-graduate-unsw

mfw i got status with 0.2% lineage

>tfw 20% injun but can’t get gibs because it’s mexican injun rather than one of the Canadian tribes

Sounds like you should go back to Europe.

I’m mexican you cunt, the Spanish put the Indians in their place, why can’t leafs?

What's that sport called where you get drunk and lean half way into the bus aisle and threaten to kill anybody who brushes against you?

Go back to mexico then chico.

>you will never be eligible for freebies based upon the fringe .001% of ethnic blood in your veins
It hurts so much bros. I just want free gibs.

You genocided yours so you don't have to deal with them anymore for the most part. We do, and they're fucking abysmal human beings.

>he doesn't research free meals being offered in his area
I got a 8 AM pancake breakfast at Saint Luke's and a 6 PM steak dinner paid for by retirement planning tomorrow. Guess I'll swing by Costco for a lunch buffet.