/brit/

/aus/ edition

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>"It'll get better after school"

what do you do for a living

making some brownies lads

Slathering up my wife

give australian citizenship pls

business idea: actually make an /aus/ and FUCK OFF

I'm 27 and earn £16k

Took me 5 years to get this shitty job

almost me

Need an anglo/afghan gf ASAP

loling @ ur existence

good lad

According to the life chart you should have a wife, child, and your first house by now.

THIS why the fuck do you aussie cunts come here, literally yank tier

Does Anthony Fantano still have that black gf?

Fuck you mate I didn't take your petrol now give me ya fucking Opal card or I'll kick ya fucking head in cunt god bless.

christ lad the first full time job I got was more than 16K and all I had were A-levels.

Surely you can find somewhere with atleast 18K

>gets on exercise bike and starts peddling

ah yes home for the next 2 hours

feel like this doesn't do my knees any good, maybe should stop stuffing my face with junk haha

SO this /brit/ meetup, when and where?

i like aussie posters

DESPERATELY need a Hayley Williams arse gf


youtube.com/watch?v=w8vsuOXZBXc

youtube.com/watch?v=w8vsuOXZBXc

just watched 'the truman show' lads for the first time since i was about 8
remembered it quite well surprisingly

Thoughts?

what did you do and what do you do now

the gf

I can hear noises emanating from the alley....

>peddling
i'll give you £30 for the exercise bike

Would Zidane her right there

your house la
i'll bring the bucky you bring the tabs alri

drug alley? get on it, pics and that

STICC

ooh err

just bought this

looked and it's just some random school-age kids being runts, nothing going on

In an alleyway emanating some noises lol

visted london today, first time ive been since i started uni
completely forgot how peng it is, didnt i
i have to take my friends out here soon

bought some cute underwear too (pic rel)- there literally isnt a SINGLE shop in all of oxford that sells underwear for woofters

love london
simple as

>CALLING ALL SHITPOSTERS
Post "brm brm" and help us destroy /ex-yu/




Explanation of the "brm brm" meme:

>The sound that an engine makes (tractor engine in this case, the same as vroom vroom in english)
>Croats use it in /ex-yu/ to reference Serbs fleeing/cleansed from Croatian lead Operation Storm in 1995, going away mostly on their tractors as you can see in the picture.

what in actual gods fuck happened to her hair. Doesnt she realise the fire hair was the only thing that made her hot

Newcastle, tonight

classic

You to,d me it would be better with a gf
Now I’m having sex regularly but I am broke and get in trouble if I don’t talk to regularly and have to compromise on life choices

The Moon Under Water in Leicester Square, meeting at 8pm

What are they doing...

Looks like the guy on the left is reading the paper

very important poll
strawpoll.me/14428012

England vs. Australia in the Rugby Union starts soon. I hope (you) will join us on /rug/

current live pic of the alley

some poor bastard cleaned it out a few days ago

>The Moon Under Water in Leicester Square, meeting at 8pm

Aint It Fun and That's What You Get music videos are PEAK Hayley

Geraldine Mary Harmsworth Park

You said you heard noises, but there's nobody there

pretty annoyed i've never done acid t bh
3 years of uni, did every drug that's worth doing except acid. now i'll probably never do it unless i do it alone in my room

Ever fall in love with a fictional character?

didnt do a very good job.

don't worry little jimmy just close your eyes

the lads

oh my god you fucking povvo lol

What if I like Serbs?
youtube.com/watch?v=B_e7QbWc5mI

yeah all the time
not even funny,

the tesco bag makes it

superglue a one pound coin on the floor

they're at the bottom of the alley and are just some random kids having a chat

ha reminds me of a joke

>What do you call a paki in between two buildings
Ali

this

Jessica from New Girl

Not sure I'd be able to get it up in that situation.

Palace of Westminster

not happy about that pointing

the heroin you injected moments earlier may help take your mind off things

>/brit/ is a normie general

icelad is the only normie here and he rarely posts

damn.
dedication

I worked full time in a local council contact/answering the phones centre for 17K. After they trained me to work the Council tax software and the benefits system after 6 months they bumped me up to 18K.

Then I saw a spot in the environmental services dept as an assistant officer which was only 18.6k but they said if I was good enough they'd make me a regular officer which is 21k. That was about a year ago.

You've literally just got to work somewhere with lots of job opportunities then work your way up.

Cheryl from The Good Girl

funny enough, played by the same actress as

>That's What You Get
THIS

had a crush for rory but fell in love with lorelai

Anyone studying at a university? If so which? Since you guys are richfag could you help me for something? It only involve giving me a link and it'll be really appreciated

why do all the scandi countries fight each other on here?
literally arr rook same

im at oxford
whats the link

...

you must have done it prior to a lot of the cuts or in an area where the cost of living is higher because i did the same thing and everyone was on 15-16.

if you think about it any celebrity might as well be fictional because you'll never meet them

i met jim bowen

opac.brookes.ac.uk/www-bin/ejnls?CN=S0000117WA
Can you connect to the Mintel report page? It's free for Brit students, otherwise it costs 3000$, I need it for exams

Im at cambridge
whats the link?

some fucker drew a pair of tits on my car with a black marker and now I'm becoming sexually attracted to it
fuck sake

before or after falling in love with him

i dont go to oxford brookes universiry
i go to oxford university

reports.mintel.com/sinatra/oxygen/display/id=86908?__cc=1
Better link here, sorry about that
I need reports concerning the US furniture industry regarding consumer habits

sounds like you are a metrosexual

youtube.com/watch?v=06BFsQ_28Co
you're not alone x

I was never in love with jim bowen though i do have a bullseye t-shirt

That oxford prick 'loves london' because he's a rich bastard who can walk into any shop and buy whatever he wants

nah mate, I just work for a council with a lot of rich torie cunts in it.

>new world flag
ah yes, let me just take care of this
*rings in my personal secretary to shred the post*

Jon Snow's redhead girlfriend

Reckon we should all meet up at the bfi southbank where tickets are just £3 and sneak in a load of beer and watch a film like its a live thread

FUAAAAAAAAAAAARK

mfw when I woke up alive

yes exactly where the cost of living is higher and you're only getting about 2 grand more

hey it's ok we don't judge here

tuna and cheese toasty