My dad is spending the next couple of months traveling through Asia. He wants to know if he can send me back anything...

My dad is spending the next couple of months traveling through Asia. He wants to know if he can send me back anything. What should I ask for?

Doesn't matter. You're getting a few half-brothers and half-sisters regardless of what you want.

cocks...

Japanese green tea.

a wife

A gf

you are probably asian too, so one of these

I asked for a kilo of heroin and a slave girl, but he said no (I think he thought I was joking)

>slave girl
cocks are much more preferable

why didn't he take you to the returning home travel?

katana

This
t. Asian boi who wants to be a slave for cock

Ah it's you, Singafemboi? Are you feminizing yourself now?

Not a bad idea, desu

Ask for Asian gf.

korean fire noodles

You can buy those at literally any Asian market

i actually thought about trying to get my friend to bring me one when he went there but i have no idea if it would make it through the luggage scans at the airport.

Is this hotter than Shin Ramen?

My dad would be shipping it by private courier.

Real katanas are so expensive.

green tea kit kat
fake katana

sake
mao's commie hat souvenir
gingseng or DMZ souvenir

>halal

If you are a tea lover, I would like to recommend you Lapsang Souchong from China.

A wife would be the best. Chinese country men would be pretty happy to sell one or two of them