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Fraudor was fucking trash my guy. Mir heems him btw.

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Ortega meme ends soon

Midget Frankie won't be able to handle that high level Jew jitsu 100% my guy

just get to the scat spamming you pathetic cunt

Could a trash do this?

>that Yaya Rincon poster who swore she didnt burn the coal
kek

subbed and flushed my man

>someone took the time to make this shit

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What went wrong with /heem/? Was it autism?

how does this work, what's he doing with his off-hand when it disappears?

It's an old heem meme sperg

>calling ME the sperg

kek

Ortega finna make PEDgar go sleepy with a triangle

Your favourite heavyweight with glass bones that's been heemed by dos Cantos and has since had his career gadooshed and flushed?

It's a shame we didn't get to see Fedor vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin back in the day.

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The Last Can-Crusher

reminder chris weidman is the real MW champion

>lost to rockhold who hasn't won since USADA (hmmmm)
>lost to yoel who is a convicted drug cheat
>lost to mousassi with illegal knees

he is still unbeaten and STILL my boy. on the team forever.

would aldo's legacy be better or worse if he got alvarez'd instead of going out on the very first punch?

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forgot the video evidence

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do fighters get tested for adderall etc

delet

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Whittaker would humiliate him, weedmans striking sucks all he can do is wrestle hues.

>getting dropped by wonderboy's hands

kek i am laffin

It's literally impossible to tap a NCAA Div 1 wrestler with a triangle.

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DJ is the best fighter to have ever existed, AND he is only facing cans

This is a Whittaker thread mate

Great bost

I cannot see any way whoretega can beat Frankie

>best fighter to have ever existed
>literally 5'3"
I could unironically break every limb in his body and I've never stepped a foot inside an octagon

an average LW would smoke him so "best fighter to have ever existed" means fuck all

Probably test for amphetamines, but that stuff clears out super fast and you would only take it in a fight. What coaches should do is put some generic research amphetamine chemical that is hard to detect and not banned and put it in the fighters water after the first round of a fight. Some real powerful shit not like the cocaine in the water old trick.

Edgar is also a black belt under Almeida and has never lost by stoppage

See

>manlets
>fighters

It’s like little kids fighting

Edgar is free money, lock of the month for sure.

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nah, sit down

jesus christ. people in these low level independent feds literally throwing their lives away for gas money and a mcdonald's meal

i love fighters who can just merk someone recklessly charging them

yolo

how else is kevin james gonna save the music program

post your alaskan fc walkout song

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yeah like i can do to you

Brunson is a can and he's always fought like that

yeah but even when stipe did it to werdum

werdum was so high on his striking and stipe was like boop perfect counter thanks for running into it

Are they worth it? why do they get so much hate? I want to start MMA, and I'm deciding between pic related, a JJ gym run by a legit black belt, and an old school kickboxing gym.

*casually strolls towards you and heems you again*

Low tier UFC fighters don't get paid much more than that, user.

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>Brunson trains at Jackson's

do the kickboxing gym and don't start MMA if you're over 20. What city are you in btw, legit kickboxing gyms aren't that easy to find near me and i think Dutch style is awesome.

>le plod forward man

whittaker is the most overrated fighter on the planet. yoel stops him in the rematch and i'm a whittaker fan

this, learn some basic shit in a safe environment dont be cannon fodder for wannabe pros

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>watching Embdedded
>Kunitskaya goes to see """""""Dr.""""""" Beau Hightower
>he's a chiropractor

Would have been more effective for her to go to church like Cyborg, less chance of having irreparable back damage also.

Also I had an interview today which went horribly. Heem me up inside.

Whittaker already pacified Roidmero while injured. Whittaker is on track for GOAT status off fight IQ and overall well roundedness alone.

He's the champion you retard

He beat the guys Bisping and GSP were afraid to

I feel like maybe people are overrating Whittaker a bit too much just cause he had a good 2017. Reminds of when Cerrone first moved to welterweight and was melting everyone. He's not invincible.

havent even bothered watching this embedded yet and its been sitting in the front of my youtube recommendations all day.

thats how excited i am for this card.

>don't start MMA if you're over 20
I'm 19, but why is this? seems like MMA would be better to start late rather than boxing.
>What city are you in btw
Baton Rouge

Everyone involved in the fights has the personality of a brick wall

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Thoughts on Shob's new show?

Most guys that want to fight in MMA change their mind after they train with more skilled guys, and realize how shit they themselves are. I know I did. If you aren't at *minimum* solid blue belt level grappler with years of striking experience, don't even bother until you are that guy.

You should stop shilling it here bot

>Cerrone first moved to welterweight
cerrone was already an established quitter/gatekeeper only casuals thought anything was different.

It's not like I want to be a UFC fighter or anything, but joining a gym and doing some amateur bouts down the line sound fun

The card is full of fighters I actively don't want to see fight, either due to their being over the hill cans with incoming fatal CTE, or due to being cheaters and/or completely outclassing their opponents.

>Cyborg
>Struve
>Arlovski
>Dodson
>Dariush

If you start any real sport late, you won't be high level (unless you are a beast of a heavyweight). This isn't 1997, there are dozens of guys your age in your nearest city that have been training since childhood.

Unless you're a heavyweight you're probably not gonna ever make it pro, at best you could be a grappling specialist who relies on his iron chin or something, most guy who get into striking late are established wrestler. Anyway besides that kickboxing is just a better sport to train and watch imo. More useful and will keep you in better shape without 5 torn acls when you're 25 and realize you don't wanna keep getting KOed in MMA for no money and no chance at making the UFC.

Sure, but there's a difference between wanting to be pro and doing the sport for fun/self defence.

Eh idk m8 it depends on the weight class the guy is in, if he's a LHW/HW then he should absolutely start training now. Ngannou didn't even know what MMA was in 2014.

>ex-meme cancel to flubbed super

Like Sage Northcutt right? Training martial arts as a kid means fuck all. Loads of guys have started late and made a career out of it. It's not boxing.

he literally just said that

why does being heavyweight make it easier? Because big man hit hard make big knockout?

Even if he's a flyweight he should still start

It's your life, just realize that even local MMA fighters are often guys that have devoted their lives to martial arts. Training full time for many years.

Try it out, just realize that you won't be ready to fight for a long time and it takes an amazing amount of time and hard work to get better.

Sage Northcutt is winning fights in the UFC and would do better if he didn't get put in the ring at 19 with a retarded father for a coach/ trained actual fighting longer than karate. All the guys who have started MMA late and are in the UFC now are either dominant in one discipline or have been pro for 10 years.
Why? being an amateur Kickboxer is way better than amateur anything else

Alan Jouban started training martial arts at 23 and mma at 25.

Shallower talent pool. There are tons of opportunities for big guys to make money playing sports with youth programs all over. It's also true of boxing

>Alan Jouban
Most overrated "handsome man" in the UFC desu.

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Felice literally having an orgasm looking at GSP

Sage Northcutt has a lifetime of martial arts experience and there's guys that have been training mma for a few years that would wipe him.

ok then he should start training kickboxing now like i said originally, and then decide if he wants to spend the next 20 years trying to become a wannabe alan jouban.

Because the skill set there is non-existent

Big guys are rare in MMA.

Some guys have a lifetime of kung fu experience and i could kick their ass, so what.

Do it and maybe she can show you how to defend an armbar

If wish I could make girls cum just by looking at me

Name some modern top fighters that werent involved in martial arts as a kid. No heavyweights. You're going to be surprised.

Is Bunther Spinx a good fighter?

I would give everything to look like that. I want a girlfriend! Pretty sure the only reason I started training mma is because I thought it might help me get a girlfriend. Turns out being ugly and sucking at martial arts isn't actually attractive to girls.