>Now Trump is in the White House, and you're beating Jimmy Fallon. What did you do the first time you beat The Tonight Show?
>We bought pizza for the staff. And we've bought pizza every week. How about that? And that's great, but we've [always] got another week of shows to do. Honest to God, it's like, "Hey! Pizza! But remember: Maybe next week, no pizza. But it doesn't mean we're not doing great."
Why is he so based?
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pizza lmao rite???
They must have pastry poopoos if they eatin so much doughey pizza
I hate late night "comedians" so much
his ratings are about as legit as the election poll results
American pizza is fucking disgusting fäm
>americans eat pizza literally every day
>no bite taken out of that pizza
>mouth still full
How does he do it?
>europeans eat hala food everyday
halal*
>americans eat kosher food everyday
t. upset shariah law observer
Untrue. That's only the people who voted for Trump.
>tfw European and I like halal kebab, NY style pizza and kosher deli
Globalisation has some positives
I want to watch Colbert be slowly and painfully tortured. He's worse than every other late night faggot put together.
Wtf??
His election night routine was the first thing in the morning I watched after finding out that Trump won.
pizza this and pizza that and night cheese this and he sound like those crazy fuckers from pizzagate on instagram
Colbert takes the neat looking hypocrite freak from work to another level.
Nobody really likes that guy even though he acts like he's the most popular under the sun.
Well, he's the most popular late-night host atm.
Unironically true if you've ever seen a public school's cafeteria
Yea cause all good late night hosts are gone.
Who watches late night tv anyway.
Security guards?
Even Conan is washed up.
They need to brake the format and mix it with more sketch comedy, more live performances and reality tv stuff.