Why did Katy Perry marry him?

Why did Katy Perry marry him?

LITTLE

He's actually a massive playboy, he bangs a shit ton of women, also have you seen that cunt without makeup? She's incredibly unattractive

NIPPLES

dude he is so funny whats wrong with you

That nigga got a pussy!

Charismatic handsome funny rich famous I dunno lol

>judging a cock based on it's flaccid state

unfair m8

She fell for the communism meme

How can he even fuck with that, that cock is so small it can't even reach the hole.

I WAS IN THE POOL

You had to have either shopped that or he was castrated.

Why did he marry her? Whether you think he's smart or retarded, He's got a lot more going on upstairs than her

Playboy? Look at the picture user. I've seen cocks on wasps bigger than that.

maybe he's a grower

Grower? What do you mean?

Penises get bigger when they get filled with blood from sexual arousal, roasty.

How have you gone through life without hearing that term?

I don't know about you but my dick is hard 24/7, I wake up its hard. I go to the shower its hard. I think about a girl, its hard. I see a photo of a girl its hard. I put on my shoes its hard. I see a comic character I'm diamonds. All day long.

And this is how it is for everyone so he's really small.

You mean like laundry?

I was born in 1998 lmao rick and morty xD

>tfw tiny flacid benis
>need to buy xl condoms
Best of both worlds. What use is a big dick flaccid? I feel like it'd just get annoying.

...

literally where is his penis

>falling for the xl condom meme

same size are regulars m8. you've been rused.

>tfw 23 and have troubles staying 100% hard even for a short period of time

>And this is how it is for everyone

No it isn't and you should probably visit a doctor if you are really hard 24/7

stop watching porn

why?

>him

Lose weight fatty

Im not overweight

You're either mentally ill, on drugs, or have a medical problem - diabetes, peyronies, problem with your dick veins, etc.

Good luck with that senpai.

I've been taking antidepressants for 5 years if that counts as drugs

This. Change your diet and hit the gym. Regardless if your fat or not. Get some test boosters. Or if you're asexual,stop playing with it entirely

Bingo. When yourself off them, hit the gym, do a fasting diet.

He's naked outside in London, chances are its cold. Mines shrivels up to a pathetic little maggot when it's cold, I'm doing excersise or I'm feeling anxious about something. When fully erect though its 7''x5.5''

Lengthwise maybe, but they are noticeably girthier. Regular and even magnum kills my dick. the XL's make wearing condoms bearable for me.

Ween*


Lel weeen for your Weiner. SSRI's kill sex drive.

/medfag 3rd yr here

It's not that cold judging by the light and the officers in shirts m8
Even if it triples in size it's 4 inches hard at best.

underage b&

>SSRI's kill sex drive.
without SSRIs I kill myself. hmm. tough call.

>Why did Katy Perry marry him?
She doesn't even know, herself
Seemed like a good idea at the time I guess

Thanks for the advice my good man

>It's not that cold judging by the light and the officers
>I can judge temperature by looking at a photo
Holy fuck how desperate are you to feel superior to another man for once?
>Even if it triples in size it's 4 inches hard at best.
And where does the arbitrary "triple" come from? dicks can multiply in size well beyond that.

Yes but it's literally invisible. Like he doesn't have one.

Wondering about idiots acting like idiots.

fucking great

JUST fucking great

Why are you so desperately defending his penis??

I am a grower. Probably 2 inches flaccid and it turns into 7 inches, 6 girth.

When my ex saw my flaccid benis she gasped and called it cute :\

Then I got hard and destroyed her cervix, that cunt.

m8 I live in london officers don't go out in just shirts in cold weather you dimwit.
Fuck off Brand you're a cunt.

Dicklets, when will they learn

jealous senpai

im maybe 3inch flaccid and 5.5 inch hard with 5inch girth

There are a million reasons for dick shrinkage other than temperature. Brand being a massive cokehead being one.
But don't let me stop your fantasies of Katy Perry worshiping you superior cock though.

>fantasies of Katy Perry worshiping you superior cock

Britfag here

There's a showbiz rumour that Russel Brand is definitely a "grower", and that he's an absolute King in the bedroom. Most women say he's the best they ever had.

Imo he looks like a scruffy smackhead

>Most women say he's the best they ever had.
Shouldn't believe everything your mum says mate

The idea of growers is so weird to me since i always thought i was one when i was over 100lbs overweight.

Turns out it was just my fat hiding my dick and now i'm like 5" flaccid.

Both are terrible people

He's had more pussy than you, your Dad, your Grandfather, and his Dad, James.

I asked Katy Perry myself and she was unable to give me a quick rundown.

omg Katie is so beutiful girl worship wank for Herr online will you roleplay queen Katie

Faggots

Hollywood is basically one big college town. there are massive amounts of drugs, booze, parties, sex and other shenanigans to get up to pretty much whenever you want if youre famous enough. Couple that with a celebrities bubble lifestyle where you can do pretty much what you want with no consequences or having to deal with real world problems and people are much more lax with big life decisions
they probably met, really liked each other and thought because they can stand each other for more then a few weeks, which is probably a lot for hollywood relationships, that meant theyre in love and should marry. they had the money to do it, it didnt work out so they called it quits and really didnt loose anything for it. If it was a normal person they would be out of all their money and probably get shit from everyone, but these people are like children with a bank account

she's still cute af in that photo you literal faggot

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