That one kid who wore his full PE kit under his school uniform before AND after PE lessons even in the middle of summer

>That one kid who wore his full PE kit under his school uniform before AND after PE lessons even in the middle of summer

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>that kid who refused to shower with the boys because he didn't want them to see his tiny dick so he stank all the time

oh wait that was me, and i made it through high school without ANYONE seeing my micropeen.

>Went to school in the middle of Summer
Lmao

Summer here is only one week famalam :^)

Kill yourself Tyler.

>that cripple kid that was on the JV teams becsuse people felt bad for him
>he was also an asshole and demanded sympathy

Remedial school for Nigels.

>That one kid with eczema who everyone was scared to swim next to

> showering with other boys

Faglord detected

summer here stars from march til november

>not having PE last so everybody can just go home and shower there

>kit

I forgot my gym shoes in the locker room once, went in just after the bell to grab it. Fucking visiting girls volleyball team is in their, already down to their underwear. Fuck it, I need my shoes, grab them anyway. Raging boner on the bus going home.

Why are North Americans such brainlets?

We have PE at the end of the day, so that everybody goes home after that

Tough to make that work with 1000+ kids of different ages

>implying south Americans have schools

you're literally a pedophile for storing that memory btw

They weren't nekkid, it's all good.

because you have PE every single day?

Yes

At my school we did

>take shower
>wear flip flops and bathing suit

you didn't?

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At least they're trying to better themselves. You're still a virgin living at home posting on an anime image board

I turned into one of those kids my senior year. Had my gym shorts stolen twice so I just said to hell with it and wore my regular shorts through gym.

>when you work out routine for the day is just to get on the treadmill

>trying
>implying they didn't go to McDonald's/BurgerKing/KFC/Wendy's/whatever other fast food chain you guys have over there right afterwards as a "reward" for finally moving their obese asses a bit

the ship has long sailed anyway if you look like that

>my gym shorts stolen twice

Let me guess, you went to a public "urban" school

>go into locker room when there is PE class going on
>raid the lockers for money and ipods

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at what point in the day would your gym shorts get stolen? Surely they're in your bag or locker when you're not wearing them.

Absolute lad

Probably a dumbass who didn't lock his locker

When i was in elementary school we had one long 30mins break during which a footy match between teachers and best kids from last grade was played. Often there were not enough players in teachers team so my PE teacher was telling me before to come in and play. Sometimes he didn't but i'd still go to the bathroom at the start of the break and dress up in full kit, then hide it under regular clothes so assuming that he forgot to told me i will be ready to play, but i won't embarass myself coming on to the gym like i want to play if they didn't really need me

>that one shy kid who happened to join your class from another school and was never really involved in social interacions by the rest of the schoolmates before the first PE hour, where he started smashing blooters left and right

>At least they're trying to better themselves.
Apparently that clip is from a fat fetish porno.

>that clip is from a -- porno.

wtf is wrong with people

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>That one Indian who does a shit tackle on a Jamaican and ends up getting his head caved in

PE in secondary school was the best. There was this one Indian guy who'd start fucking crying if anyone even shouted at him. We're talking about a 14/15 year old here. Basically borderline man and he's still crying like a 6 year old who dropped his 99p flake on the grass.

>That one Indian who does a shit tackle on a Jamaican
fucking hell

>he showered in school
literally nobody used the showers after gym class in my high school days.

Ah yes, because Germany certainly doesn't have immigration.

>That one new kid who got picked last
>Turns out he is a fucking god at football
>People start fighting over him next week
>Tfw tht kid was me

we have a 3-class high school system tho

the students over here get split into three schools based on their elementary school performance
that way the turks and white trash germans went to seperate schools and we only had to deal with mostly intelligent european immigrants and east asians (here and then some clever outlier turks, but they were okay and integrated)

Sound racist

a lot of countries use this system or a similar one actually. The fact that we don't is retarded.

>ipods
fuck off, youngling

You took one for your entire race, Tyrone.

it's supposed to give intelligent students (also poor ones) a straight way to an academic degree without having to deal with dumb students in their classes who bring down the level of their class

the dumb students can leave high school with 16 and then go learn a manual job (university would be a waste of time for them anyway)

nothing to with race, not our fault the non-white and non-asian students tend to not make it to the top-tier school

howtogermany.com/pages/germanschools.html

>first generation ipod was 17 years ago

>tfw started out at Realschule
>tfw was allowed to switch to a Gymnasium in 7th grade due to excellent grades

Either you're geriatric or just retarded.

>being 40 and still using Sup Forums

What wizard powers do you have?

>That kid that picked a team full of the nerdy kids for football to try and see if they could have a tourny upset
Was a pretty quality meme. Nerdy kids were good sports about it and they got to the final once

Ipod came out in 2001

At my uni you get all sorts of ethnic backgrounds there are really any ones who don't achieve. If you want to look at it super specific then blacks probably the least common in the sciences (I'm doing mech eng so I can only talk about what I see) followed by whites (most likely due to location, few whites in this part where the university is) but there are loads of Indians/Pakistanis. Then again I go to some shit tier university in Birmingham. UoB is like a top 5 uni here and probably has a bigger white population because it's in a fancy area as well.

>basing a kid's lifetime education on like the first few years of it

Jesus, that sounds stupid

Here we have sets that you can move up or down every year so if you were 2nd best set for year 8 then got a good test score you can move up into the top set, still separates the stupid people from the smart ones but not permanently at like age 10

>that one teacher that kept calling one kid offside to piss him off

There aren't *

>wasting youth here
pathetic

>that cool feel when the PE teacher called you by your cool last name

Certain gym lockers seemed like they were easy to bust into, and my regular locker was on the far opposite side of the school.

>High school Gym teacher was from England
>Have last name that's the same as the Borough he was from
>always picks me for shit

>UoB is like a top 5 uni here and probably has a bigger white population because it's in a fancy area as well.
Toplel
>top 5
You've got the elite-elite already taking up the top 4:
Cambridge, Oxford, Imperial and LSE
Then below that you've got the almost-elite
UCL, Durham, Warwick perhaps
Then you've got semi-elite
Bristol, Manchester, Edinburgh etc. and maybe Brum gets in with these guys.

But it's not top 5. Good university, but not top 5.

You weren't fooling anyone, Kyle.

poor knees, true warriors

Glasgow, Edinburgh and st Andrews are at the very least on the level of UCL and Durham and certainly higher than fucking Warwick. English are fucking deluded.

>>Glasgow, Edinburgh and st Andrews
No.jpeg

But it depends how you're measuring.
The easiest way to measure elite-ness is average UCAS points of the new undergrads, in my opinion.
Those universities could be considered elite if they get ranked particularly good at teaching despite having lower UCAS scores for their undergrads. Just depends how you measure.

Either way, the vast majority of employers do not give a single shit.

i took german for 3 years in college so i know what this means. noice also i hope your rabbits are doing ok this winter

Sounds like a retarded waste of tax money. The honor and advanced placement programs work just fine

FUCK YOU

The door to our locker room had a lock on it.
FOILED.

>PE kit

you mean clothes?

what the fuck, you people are so weird.

What the hell is a PE kit

>Not putting your lock on your locker

You get what you deserve

no, your mother will die in her sleep if you don't stop posting this bullshit

You guys meme'ing or something? Don't you have a separate set of clothes and equipment for PE lessons (aka PE kit)?

We don't use the word kit here

Not all schools. In middle school and high school where I'm from we did have separate clothes for P.E, but they weren't issued. You just brought an extra shirt and some basketball shorts. Most based period of school

Similar thing happened to me, but instead of the visiting girls' volleyball team it was a 60 year-old dude for some reason.
He at least had a towel on. But still, what the fuck?

Abitur master race reporting in. Can confirm.

>that kid who went around pantsing everyone
>tfw that kid was me

>school uniforms
???

This only faggy private school kids wear those

i never tried hard enough in gym class to break a sweat.

too much ass

t. irish

I was standing on the bench in the changing room and got my shorts and boxers pulled down from behind in front of everyone once

>his coaches didn't shower him for penis inspection day
LMAO sucks to be you lot

>Jesus, that sounds stupid
Yes that's what you've been conditioned to believe but it was the same here 60 years ago

For some reason, at my middle school the showers looked like dicks
>pic related

Dick

>the kid who paid another kid 20$ to slap an autistic kid's ass until he started screeching and trying to break peoples' necks and the coach had to subdue him

>the kid who organized a gladiator ring where the small kids fought each other and everyone else would place bets

>the kid who started a slapboxing tournament and created detailed seeding systems to ensure a massive shitshow but it devolved into the kid who hadn't hit his growth spurt yet being raped by the really short bodybuilding kid

>when the pikeys and yardies fight
fucking amazing to watch
joys of living in outer london shithole

Are you a melanin enriched american by chance?

>that kid who would walk barefoot in the showers and around the locker room
I got athletes foot once and I made sure it never happened again. I even had my own shower built in my house that my roommates can't use.

UoB student here. The students here are mostly white, although there are a ton of chinks and a fair amount of Eastern Europeans. Indians are relatively common in the STEM subjects too.

I go to Aston which is fucking tiny and barely top 30 in the league tables. Our whole uni is the size of your first year. About 10k students.

assuming you're not just shitposting, everyone fucking knew why