/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Too Cold For F1 Edition

PRE-SEASON TESTING IS UNDER WAY

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>Pre-season testing details:
Test 1 dates: Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March
Test 2 dates: Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March
Starts daily at 8am Catalunya time

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/
(23-25 March)

>Countdown to FKino in Bahrain:
fiaformula2.com/
(6-8 April)

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it/spf1general

>Nico Hulkenberg's F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
135 (137 entries, series to end 2018 though, for real)

>Italian status
bamboozled

>McLaren status
EXPOSED

>News:
Testing worthless in the cold
No tests on Friday though
Williams to fuck off after 2018
Kubica in the car

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Comfy new thread

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Mana is Pure

Not after I finish the next story...

Fourth for GOOD JOB GIMI

Mana quit, waglad gonna visit her in Singapore, he doesn't have a car btw.

Italian tracked down bahama's street, bahama likes licking bum

>Literally zero grip strength with his right hand
>Faster than $tro££ and Sirotkin

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Oh...uhh...whoops

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dare I say it, iconic

>Will Buxton kvetching about people who want testing livestreamed
>"It won't be well produced!"
>"No one would actually watch it!"
>"Look at all these interviews and footage from outlets I work for, you don't need it!"
>"It would be boring anyway, who wants to watch cars go fast?"

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H I S T I M E
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Why did they give him white numbers this year?

the halo is like the new fedora

Someone cross snow tires off our bingo, please.

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Without sound here, lipreading Bernie:
>What the... fuck? Bastard!

Haven't seen the bingo in a while, how far are we?

What if the halo were to go all the way to the back?

Not sure, I'll try to find it and post it here.

like this

t. Dorftrottel

Would fuck up both the look of the car and the aero

this camber is silly

huh?

you asked for the latest off season memes and I told you

if Frankie wasn't a cripple they wouldn't have signed Kubica

But how would that stop a falling double decker bus?

You could make a big wing that goes all back to the rear wing.

just cheking out if you were that guy

Why don't they test somewhere with temps similar to those during races?

So, like the current halo?

only if I get bored and the thread is new/slow

Fair point

SNOW IN 5

Bingo time, lads. Anything new we can cross?

Dear Go

Because there aren't any factories near that climate

I was really hoping ves would knock McLel off the third place on the board but that won't happen in the snow would it

Because Red Bull and the small teams bitch about the cost, so they can't test in a place like Bahrain.

Red Bull bitches because they need to be close to get parts.

Vasseur says that only half of the car is here this week, lot to come next week. Also says that it's the same for every team.

give the bus a halo

Because teams dont want to fly cars and parts to bumfuck nowhere

>'No one uses hypersoft before day 3' and 'best time is slower than 2017' will never be crossed of

I hope they all wear their handshoes when it's so cold.

They should use the halo as a t-cam.

How many races before the halo is removed?

Generic answers by team bosses were crossed off yesterday as was pundits judge cars looks (which was done in the first few seconds)

>F1 snow tires a meme right guys??? Right???

42, then aeroscreen

Sorry about that, didn't search well enough. I'll fix it soon.

Lmao

formula1.com/en/latest/headlines/2018/2/formula-1-to-launch-f1-tv-a-live-grand-prix-subscription-service.html

WE DID IT, REDDIT!

Inb4 $300/year

Wow, Mclelren Renault looks like an utter backmarker team now.

And it is slow, topkek.

8-12 Buckaroos per Month

RTL can suck my cock

>Sky have a contract till 2024

Yay...

As meme magic could not meme a podium for the hulk, we need drastic measures.
I think if we would sacrifice fat nick to the meme gods, we could achieve hulktime finally

>Releasing it in Belgium but not in The Netherlands
Who had this fucking idea?

Ziggo, probably

Yeah, pretty cheap. Also includes the feeder series. It says "much of latin america" but doesn't specify if Chile is included

Liberty Media owns Ziggo. Pretty sure they don't want to translate in Dutch since everyone here speaks English anyway. My guess is it will only be in French in Belgium.

I wonder if they employed Daryl.

Well, snow and cold pretty much ruined today. Can we consider that as "Rain ruins the session"?

>he's somehow faster than in the McLaren

>no PS4 app
well, I guess I can use the laptop in HDMI

Alaska GP when?

jesus, they better give the option to remove the halo in the next F1 game desu

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>annual rates priced according to market
inb4 everyone gets Honduran proxies and F1 TV pro for $20/year

With the halo is this now the safest thing you can do with an f1 car?
youtu.be/TVBcEg6klJI

noice

Stop being poor and build a 3k pc that you thought you'd play games on but all you do is watch porn on it.

Updated bingo

>motorsport.com/f1/news/martini-and-williams-to-end-sponsorship-deal-1009390/
JUST

You can watch porn on the PS4 too

I could use my PC but it's too far from the TV, nothing I can do about it. Still between 7 and 10€ is a good price, I could save up to 360€/year

Not in native 4k

bit late my fat friend

On Netflix when????

Why no test on Friday? FIA didn't want to?

One team didn't want it

Is Mclaren not shit now?

what did horner say about renault? did i miss something?

motorsport.com/f1/news/horner-red-bull-renault-engine-concerns-1009176/

>with multi language commentary
YES YES YES

No Hamilton dicksucking

McLaren memeing their way into the top 5 with Hypersofts

I, for one, welcome our new burger overlords

Top kek

Horner never disappoints.

I dont blame him, if redbull had mercedes or ferrari engine they would be unstoppable, it's frustrating knowing you have a fuck off awesome car and the engine is just lacking....

Kimi just can't win ,can he ?

wtf is this?

Maybe they'll let him have a cheeky win before retiring.

It's for aero testing

It's for aero measurements Lewis

You must be a virgin
It's sensors for the teams