RCD Espanyol vs Réal Madrid

Anyone else watching /comfy/?

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7/10 comfy here lad

what the actual fuck is his problem anyway bros?

It’s raining outside so pretty comfy here

Jesus he had plastic surgery did he?

Surgery Ramous desu

you tell me

Comfy af here with my coffee while me mum makes breakfast :)

enjoy your last two years of these memes, he's losing the next election

Theres a thread already

>still 0-0
How do we fix this sport?

How come? Wasn't he like the most popular president ever? Mind giving me a quick rundown lad?

Hola Senior, this is a comfy thread

Come and go as you please, tip your bartender

cuck

>le fire breathing dragon

Fucking beast from the east, not comfy at all.

But too comfy makes me siesta

>beast from the east

you're just a little bitch

>president
uhh
>what did he do
nothing. that's why he's not getting elected for a second term.
literally le believe man

Nah, just shit insulation in my house.

Karlee grey in the stands.

Not an sport

Nose and jaw

Where's Messi?

WHY CEBALLOS IT'S NOT PLAYING

FUCKING ZIDANE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This feels like a match between two mid table teams.

he's shit like hernandez

isnt it?

why is everyone clapping wtf

vamos

el sleepy -_-zzz

Some guy died, he played with the number 21 on his back. I think that it has gone too far. EVERY time real madrid plays, there is a minute silence for some guy that died.

kek is that a photo of you on the right?

He was the captain and died after a match

isn't that the guy who died a couple of years ago now?

Wife’s son

Asensio has a crazy buy out clause right? Because he would be very valuable to a lot of teams

Pon a zebasho calvo hio e puta!

Where's Ronaldo?

Off sides

Wew lads

Are you trying to sound like an andalusian?

It would be something like:
pon a ssebáio carbo ioputaa

>refball

pls

Refball, Real's greatest ally.

if ronnie scored that refs wouldnt have called offside

Says the ManU fan

>Bayol

I think its been 10 years already, his name was Jarque, there was another player from Sevilla who died on the field called Puerta but again it was long ago, more than 6 years I would say
Ive been a neet for 8 years so I got the seasons messed up, every year is the same for me

Yeah thats more like it

Yeah i remember watching the match with Puerta. He kept falling down

Puerta (Sevilla), Jarque (Español) and Roque (Betis) died in a space of 6 years, so we all got sentimental.

Jarque was very important because like you said he was captain and an absolute Espanyol legend.

>an danish talking about football
kek

t-tsu?

Where are all the refball fags now, huh?

youtube.com/watch?v=HnT9PVCSZYE

Ball to hand, not hand to ball. Learn the rules.

era

Learn how to not be conquered by pakis, Steve.

>isco over bayol

>Ronaldo is just a tap in merchant
>Team can't even beat Espanyol without him

Jarque died in 2009 sleeping in Italy, some uefa match I think

m.youtube.com/watch?v=aAsW1v1RqYw

Antonio Puerta died in 2007 on the spot

m.youtube.com/watch?v=sajfuhACCjw

epic comeback, upvoted

Somebody post half time chicas/slags

t. Mike Dean

hand is hand

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im andalusian

its seballo

I FUCKING HATE THIS CHINK LA LIGA COMMERICAL

How was Spain? Is it just shown in America?

>Catalonia
>Not full of mudslimes
>Country was litterally islam property
hmmm

Thanks for letting Volkswagen present the halftime break to me america

Nope, he was falling

Half time stats:
Nacho top speed> Bale top speed
Who else /nacho/ here?
Also, why is the midfield, especially Isco such dogshit?

w-what happened to her belly

Im not from Catalonia, and the whole muslim thing is quite exaggerated.

Most people converted to islam but barely 10% of spaniards have moor blood.

Even with that, I'd very much prefer being 2.5% moor from some guy centuries ago than watching my sister marry Ahmed and my crush marry Tyrone.

I truly fucking hate brits desu

Honestly wish they would stop refballing. madrid and barce get SO many favors in the league. Last season, Madrid had a few games where their opponents got 1st half red cards for normal tackles

Name two matches

Auschwitz, the meaning of pain
The way that I want you to die
Slow death, immense decay
Showers that cleanse you of your life
Forced in
Like cattle
You run
Stripped of
Your life's worth
Human mice, for the angel of death
Four hundred thousand more to die
Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Sadistic, surgeon of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood
Destroying, without mercy
To benefit the Aryan race
Surgery, with no anesthesia
Fell the knife pierce you intensely
Inferior, no use to mankind
Strapped down screaming out to die
Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
Angel of death
Pumped with fluid, inside your brain
Pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes
Burning flesh, drips away
Test of heat burns your skin, your mind starts to boil
Frigid cold, cracks your limbs
How long can you last
In this frozen water burial?
Sewn together, joining heads
Just a matter of time
til you rip yourselves apart
Millions laid out in their
Crowded tombs
Sickening ways to achieve
The holocaust
Seas of blood, bury life
Smell your death as it burns
Deep inside of you
Abacinate, eyes that bleed
Praying for the end of
Your wide awake nightmare
Wings of pain, reach out for you
His face of death staring down,
Your blood running cold
Injecting cells, dying eyes
Feeding on the screams of
The mutants hes creating
Pathetic harmless victims
Left to die
Rancid angel of death
Flying free
Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
Angel of death
Angel of death

Catalonia was never muslim, it was under muslim military rule for a hundred years wich is very diferent
By the time of the moor s were expelled they were only 5000
Now

you cannot compare madrid to a team like barcelona, with zero (0) penalties against them in two (2) years

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Thats a dude

watchu eating

classic venezuelan meal

>and the whole muslim thing is quite exaggerated
Kek, of course you brown little things, ofc.
>I truly fucking hate brits desu
Of course you do your mudslime blood burns in rage.

Isco is shit because he destroys all momentum whenever he gets the ball.

He could just pass the fucking ball but instead he holds onto it forever.

this, instead of getting off the ball after 2 seconds he holds it for 10

Now we have 500 000, they all came in the last 15 years with no one voting for it
Lucky for us most of them are pakis and senegalese wich are not a problem cause they are all males so they wont breed
Funny thing is that morocans are the biggest stoners and drug pushers
Its like islam was harsh on purpouse to kept them under control cause now that they are here they are anything but traditional

What’s a Spanish beer that they may serve in American I can try? I have only had Estrella Damm

I think that may be your version of Budweiser though, anything else?

>voluntarily watching an Espanyol game

why

Ok how many did madrid have

Not everyone bandwagons barca and has to pretend to hate espanyol to be a real fan

What else is on?
I don’t think Spain is known for its beers m8

how many fucking threads are there?
and when will madrid get rid of gordisco? fucker slows down the game so much

I hate Barca. But Espanyol are the most tedious, unremarkable, nothing team. Squad of journeymen with no promise. Apathetic fans. 0-0 every week, mid table every year.

>Spanish beer
y tho

Each region has their own

Estrella Galicia Galicia
Maouh Madrid
Cruzcampo Andalucia
Alhambra Andalucia
Estrella Damm Catalonia
San Miguel Catalonia

These are the most famous

Spanish beers suck buddy, but maybe San Miguel, Mahou, Cruzcampo, Estrella del Sur/Estrella Levante... I'd say Estrella Galicia is the best one

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Més
En #LaLiga 15-16 y 16-17:
Penal a favor: FCB 22-13 RMA
Penal en contra: FCB 1-7 RMA
Rojas a favor: FCB 9-5 RMA
Rojas en contra: FCB 1-5 RMA

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we just piss in a plastic cup and give it to English tourists

Most teams in Spain are unremarkable to be honest. Probably the most unexciting mid-table in all the top leagues.

Benzema will score and Real wins

But thats understandable cause barça always have like 60% posesion and mostly in the rival area

hope Carlos Sanchez scores desu