/f1/ - Formula 1 General - GOATbica Edition

PRE-SEASON TESTING IS UNDER WAY

Check periscope/thread for possible streams

>Pre-season testing details:
Test 1 dates: Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March
Test 2 dates: Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March
Starts daily at 8am Catalunya time

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/
(23-25 March)

>Countdown to FKino in Bahrain:
fiaformula2.com/
(6-8 April)

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it/spf1general

>Nico Hulkenberg's F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
135 (137 entries, series to end 2018 though, for real)

>Schumacher status
Okra

>McLaren status
EXPOSED

>News:
Testing on inters and wets in the cold
No tests on Friday though
Martini to fuck off after 2018
Kubica outpaces Shitrotkin

Testing coverage & commentary:
autosport.com/live

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=JkpbA41ToHw
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

1st for pants

Team chemistry edition

mana a slut

danny ric desu

Are there any American posters here? Or is it the Indian lad studying there? If it's the former, how did you get into F1? And which of you Americans is obsessed with asians - Indian lad?

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Whatever for GOOD JOB GIMI

KYS weeb.

There are genuine Americlaps here too. Streambro is one of them, for example. Plus those lads from Ohio and Indiana from the last thread.

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I am american and my dad showed it to me at a young age and took me to the grand prixs at indianapolis. not obsessed with asians btw

Ted's autismbook for those who care

youtube.com/watch?v=JkpbA41ToHw

damn, the onboards looks worse than I expected

>WAGlad goes to meet Mana at Singapore
>It's a month before the due date for her half-breed twins
>She is wearing a crop top, no bra and short shorts. Her Pregnant stomach sticking out, Rosberg's signature on one side, a Mexican flag on the other
>Mana's tits have expanded greatly and are stretching the top to almost breaking point, her nipples poking through with obvious wet patches where milk has leaked
>WAGlad sweating profusely not just from the heat but the sight in front of him as she sways over to him
>She does a bow to greet him and he sees right down her cleavage at the pearly melons squeezed into the top
>St..stam...tammers out a thank you and hands her the gift he bought her. A hand held breast pump.
>"OOHH thank you WAGlad, they were feeling a bit sore, I'll use it right now!!!"

Good lad.

>born tooo late to experience the glory day of F1
>born too early to see WipeOut racing irl
>born just in time to see an American post an /f1/ thread

Still got the rear view I guess

>Mana takes one her engorged breasts out right in front of him, squeezing her already hard nipple
>She lets out a small moan as a white bead forms at the tip and runs down her finger which she quickly lifts and licks up
>Savouring the taste she lets a few more drops drip one after another on to her large swollen belly
>Not wanting to waste anymore she quickly attaches the cup over her nipple and starts pumping the handle, her breast jiggling with every movement
>WAGlad can't help but stare as with each pump a generous quantity of milk spurts out in needle-fine jets and into the container
>It was already full after a short round of pumping so Mana tucks her still leaking tit back into her top letting it wet and stain her front
>Seductively she unscrews the milk from the pump and steps forward, her poking nipples almost touching WAGlad's chest
>Raising the milk to her lips, she takes a sip from it. "Yum", grinning, milk still on her upper lip
>Then she pushes the milk back at him. "Here, you finish it. It's my gift for you. It will make you big and strong"
>Still floating in a hazy fog of disbelief, he takes the cup and empties it into his mouth. Holding the milk there for a moment before swallowing it
>Sweet, thinner than "regular" milk, and of course warm with her body heat. She leans in and kisses him on the lips as she takes the cup back
>"See you around WAGlad" as she turns and saunters away leaving him dazed and confused.

Did anyone else notice how hard it is to read the number of the driver with these new graphics? Especially the Sauber.

I do

Thank you, Max.

>Starts daily at 8am Catalunya time

9am actually. I got that wrong.
>tfw everyone keeps copypastaing it

QT MAX IS CHAMPION THIS YEAR

screencap this

it's not like anyone would get up early to watch live tickers and shitty streams anyway
RIGHT?

I think I'm drunk and I love you guys

RIP Turkey

HARAM

are you allowed to be drunk?

At least I got the dubs!

I'm older than 18 senpai

get into some bug-b-gone?

>"dare me to drive?"

what the hell going on

ahh shit

>implying I'm not Chase Carey

wow lad, better watch yourself for the fuzz

Nice one, Turkey

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Got bored and cleaned up your maymay a bit, France.

WAGlad is going to the Singapore GP.
He is gonna confess his sins to her.

sure

your pets will die tonight and you will never have a gf unless you type "fuck off to r/nascar or r/the_donald. nascar is trash" in the thread below:

>watching *vroom vroom*

nice

kys yourselve

you'll see kraut

I once had to drive after 4 shots of vodka (I'm lightweight) and it was okay. It should bring me to twice the limit. Only thing I felt was reduced reflexes. I still don't understand how people manage to crash.

no u
[spoiler]I have a class in 7.5 hours fugg :DDDD[/spoiler]

Thanks, here's another one!

Checking these fine repating digits too!

>your pets will die tonight
jokes on you, my pet already died yesterday

Turkey stop it.

You're too powerful.

>inb4 you get b& for scripting

stop it

Wew lad

Sad to hear it, Germanbro. Was it a cat or a doggo?

F1 in association with Fisher-Price trolleys presents: ToddlerVision(TM)!!!
Or maybe, with enough concentration it could be imagined as a safety bar in an amusement park ride?

Nothing can stop the power of having two browsers!

other than captcha... This is the second dub opportunity that I lost.

10€ for monthly 1! TV sub. That's acceptable I guess. If they switch croft for the excitable Italian man I'd pay 50 tbqdesu

What if your digits lead to ousting Erdogan

push L to lift, lads

L

:^)

Also depends on if they have the archive of old races viewable on demand

Wew

What a fucking amdman

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If digits you'll stop

>This is the second dub opportunity that I lost.

>The TURKman copypasta

FUCK!!!!

GOD DAMNIT! MISSED THE FUCKING TRIPS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You had a good 5 minute run there. That is all anyone can ask of this existence.

you had a good run

It's ogre, Turklad, Erdogan is coming for you now

GOOD JOB GIMI

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Wew lads

Regular mericunt here- also not into asians. Used to watch all kinds of racing with my dad as a kid. We still go to one together every year we can.

He did it again, the absolute madman

by allah, this is a wondrous day

I swear that was unintended. Dub god lvoes me today.

>44
>no 77
STILL I RISE

My condolences, germanbro, it must be hard. All my pets are old, I don't know how I'm gonna take it when they die.

BULLED

oh fuck sorry for interrupting this. I've "lost" (he probably got hit by a car when he was out) my cat this summer and I felt as if my son died. Losing a pet is really bad but you will get used to it eventually. I guess this is how it works for humans too, although the closest person I've lost was my grandparents to old age, so I wouldn't know.

Rabb.it is kill

Press F for winter stream

F
Why is it kill?

F

F
I'll miss you guys

Dunno, I was watching Bahrain 2005, when suddenly it chucked me out of the room and threw an error message. Now, logging back in, it says "Error connecting to Rabbitcast"

rabb.it is less reliable than 2015 Honda

it's back lads

Stream is back online. Not sure quite what happened.

Repating?

Day 2 testing laps
>RBR Renault
67
>STR Honda
82
Hmmmmmmmmm

>Mercedes Ferrari superpower confirmed

Notice I said 2015

>germans and italians working together
inb4 they steal kubica

What's going on at McLaren? I thought Renault would save them.

Very nice post.

Honestly no. I was scoffing down my lunch and wanted to make a praising Honda post because come Aussie I bet they are last

OH NO NO NO NO

How long before Scuderia Red Bull Toro Rosso-Honda joins them?