>be me
>in the local park with friends having a barbecue
>we're laughing and joking exchanging banter
>I forget im IRL
>jokinglycall my white friend a nigger
>big group of blacks look over
>"did you just say nigger?"
>MFW
>nervous as hell
>everyone is silent
>without warning my autism strikes
>"nah its okay because a said it with an A"
>silence
>nigs burst out laughing,
>main nig pats me on back
>"boy that is the best shit I ever heard"
>they leave
how am I alive Sup Forums
psyop leftist troll trying to scare people for having Sup Forums views
Black guys who are at a local park in broad daylight aren't gonna do shit
they sensed your terror and felt it was funny enough
I always think it's funny how Sup Forums has never actually been around black people
>Few years ago
>Live in a bad area
>Waiting for the bus because I didn't have a car atm
>Couple black guys playing rap beats with no audio
>Freestyling
>Ask me to get in on it
>White as fuck dressed for work
>nothanks.png
>offer me $5 if I do just a 2 verse back and forth with one of them
>rap about how I'm waiting for the bus to work and some niggas want to get into a rap battle
>"OOOOHHHHHH"
>get $5, go to work
*rap beats with no words, just instrumentals
This.
>shit that never happened.
No shit they don't barbecue in Britain.
You ran into the occasionally-found stoned nigger. The weed mellows them out and they get a kick out of white people acting black.
nigga =/= nigger
>>shit that never happened.
>walking with my friend
>see black squirrel
>spent too much time on Sup Forums at that stage of my life
>autism takes over
>"oh look a nigger squirrel"
>oh fuck what did i just say
>try and fix it
>"i-i meant nigga"
>get a look like friend is reevaluating our friendship and can't believe i just said that
>we stop hanging out after the semester is done
:(
>how am I alive?
You're protected by the soverignity of the muslim caliphate. Inshallah my cuckhold brother.
>cross in the middle of the street without looking both ways
this shit scares me so much as a new driver
forgot to mention said friend was black
black people are really fun and nice.
they are also kinda dumb and play off emotion too much, and will absolutely shoot you if you look at them while they have a gun.
But other than that they are fun people
I had a tooth punched out when I was 8 for saying it. But then again Im from the Southside of Houston.
You should ask yourself:"how am I such a cuck?"
Mate it was fuckin scorchin the past few days
Proper bbq weather
It's so ridiculous that you can't say certain words or that a certain group of people feels legitimate to abuse anyone who say those words.
Anglo societies and their social norms are so retarded.
>"oh look a black squirrel"
>oh fuck what did i just say
>try and fix it
>"i-i meant squirrel of colour"
Someone should set up sting operations - where somebody just walks around saying Nigger out loud.
He is inevitably attacked, and then a bunch of guys pop out of a parked van and make citizen's arrests. Then they get criminal charges AND file civil cases against the attacker.
This implicit "speak a word, be attacked" shit has got to go.
I has a story. I was waiting at a bus stop at night, with low light level by myself. Down the street i see a pack of dindus coming my way. Fuck, shit. They reach me but start cooing like they are impressed, and are friendly. I guess it helps i was wearing a snapback nigger style. Also helps im tall, muscular, and blah blah. Now if i were a small female, manlet, or looked weak it would be another story. So dont look or act weak, learned that living in shitty places most of my life.
Well, there's Westboro "Baptist" Church.
Kek
this.
can I get a source on this grand theft auto