Aussies, sort you fucking shit out, Jesus Christ. What the fuck do you call this?
Australian School Bans Clapping
Tyler Watson
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Jeremiah Diaz
>when Tumblr meets reality
Aiden Collins
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Ryan Baker
it's about god damn time
aussies shouldn't be celebrating, period.
maybe you ought to punch the fucking air every day you start your car and a koala hasn't siphoned your petrol
John Long
Is this the Aussie's "No Child Left Behind"?
Cuz that shit screwed us more than it did any good.
Chase Murphy
You done fucked up. We're coming for you, cunts.
Kayden Jones
please clap
Gabriel Parker
I know you guys are jealous of America, but this might be a bogan too far, eh?
Colton Bell
wow fuck this anti-american rhetoric
William Moore
Mate, I thought Sydney wasn't cucked yet. What's going on?
Alexander Turner
Good to know that nothing so heinous as this could ever happen in this country and we keep the traditions going stronk.
David Davis
Is this their way of asking us to give them some democracy?
James Sanchez
>ban on clapping
ANTI-AMERICAN BIGOT
But seriously aussies wtf
Owen Thomas
>Sydney
kek
Elijah Long
Pls clap.
Henry Morgan
You're not gonna socially engineer my kid lefties. It's either private schools or home schooling
Ryan Allen
What, is the entire population autistic?
Samuel Rogers
Well, there goes my sides. Thanks Aussie Faggots.
Jonathan Wilson
So this is why yuroshits and yuroshitlites started the clapping meme? It literally triggers them ahahahahahaha
Brandon King
what the fuck are grandfriends day and move-a-thon
Adrian Davis
>The latest example of a political correctness outbreak in Australian schools, which have banned hugging, singing Christmas carols, celebrating Australia Day and singing the word “black” in the nursery rhyme “baa baa black sheep”.
Joshua Evans
Jesus christ how many autistic kids are there that can get triggered by clapping.
Evan Smith
>Air punching
Violent
Isaac Jackson
Only the public school system. And pretty much anything with Public in its name
Jayden Smith
Will they replace clapping with stick-tapping in a gesture of respect towards Aboriginal Australians rich and complex musical heritage?
Austin Ward
;^)
Ethan Green
I'm going to do both. I'll be jotting down everything they tell me they did in class.
Jose Bell
>ride kangaroo to job herding abo's off the road
>shake hand in the air to repent on invasion day
>mow the rock garden, it's on fire
>punch the air twice to celebrate diversity
>crocodile eats your lawnmower
>calls you a cunt
>apologize for caging his or her people, crocodile punches the air
>spider bites your balls, use jellyfish to neutralize spider bite
>jellyfish burn causes you to reflect on oppressing the native wonderful peoples
>hand out petrol to local abo herd
>they call you a cunt and punch the air
David Jackson
>all of Australia is responsible for one cucky Shitney school
nhm mhm yes, quite
Adrian Reed
You clearly don't understand the need for this. I myself am sound-sensitive and am forced to employ stress reduction methods every time someone claps. Not everyone is the same as you? Show some respect
Brandon Green
It's literally come to this if you want to have a sane child
Grayson Scott
This is why special schools exist. To not drag everyone down to the lowest possible standard
Zachary Price
Did anyone else notice that they used an apostrophe to pluralize "assembly"? This is a fucking school news letter. Get your shit together. Holy fuck.
Lucas Mitchell
get some earplugs then you faggot.
o, woe is me.
you know there are hearing devices specifically for issues like yours
Noah Martinez
Just send your kid to a state school in Bradford and they definitely won't grow up liberal :^)
Isaac Green
This explains why Australians shitpost. It's to deal with the pain.
Luis Lee
Clapping this week. Transgender primary school education next week. Honestly though I'm convinced this is happening because of those clapping wars that students would have sitting in the school assembly.
Joshua Moore
>Punching the air
I kek'd.
Chase Hughes
Literally communism
Nicholas Johnson
>soft eastern cunts
Literally nobody is surprised.
Robert Baker
This triggers the americlap
David Long
AMERICANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Jace Scott
Fucking this, Private School with strict curriculum spying, home schooling and online courses/articles/videos to counter balance the fucking propaganda they're going to be fed.
Parker Jackson
isn't banning the use of "black" in baa baa black sheep provoking racism more than including it? like blackness should be silenced? I don't understand liberals
Henry Rogers
Fucking kek
Christian Howard
This is what happens when you shitpost too much