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News:
>CSAC revokes Jon Jones' license, fines him $205K for failed drug test
espn.com/mma/story/_/id/22597478/california-state-athletic-commission-votes-unanimously-revoke-license-ufc-star-jon-jones

>Dana White: Chuck Liddell-Tito Ortiz trilogy won't happen in UFC
mmajunkie.com/2018/02/dana-white-chuck-liddell-tito-ortiz-trilogy-wont-happen-in-ufc

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Colby

Justin Buchholz left Team Alpha Male earlier today

Zane Simon, Connor Ruebusch and Kid Nate have been vindicated again in their assertion that Faber is an unscrupulous scumbag

Was TJ right all along

Fight of the Night (two times) vs. Nate Diaz
Knockout of the Night (one time) vs. Marcus Brimage[226]
Performance of the Night (six times) vs. Diego Brandão, Dustin Poirier, Dennis Siver, Chad Mendes, José Aldo and Eddie Alvarez[85][227][228][229][230][231]
Third Multi-Divisional Champion in UFC History (featherweight, lightweight)
Fastest title fight victory in UFC history (13 seconds) vs. José Aldo[232]
First simultaneous multi-divisional champion (featherweight, lightweight)
Most consecutive Performance of the Night awards in UFC history (five)
Most consecutive post-fight bonuses in UFC history (eight)
Most knockouts in UFC featherweight division history (six)[233]
Most Performance of the Night awards in UFC history (six)

Wrestling Observer Newsletter
2016 Best Box Office Draw[263]
2015 and 2016 Best on Interviews[264]
2015 Feud of the Year vs. José Aldo[264]
2016 Feud of the Year vs. Nate Diaz[263]
2017 Feud of the Year vs Floyd Mayweather
2016 Mixed Martial Arts Most Valuable[263]
2016 Most Charismatic[263]
2015 and 2016 Most Outstanding Fighter of the Year[263][264]

Time Magazine
2017 Top 100 Most Influential People inclusion

Rolling Stone
25 Hottest Sex Symbols of 2015 inclusion[251]

Had a prophetic dream last night where I saw Tony win an unanimous against Khabib,post fight,reactions and everything

I had a dream that Ortega crumbled Frankie with a body shot in the first

Imagine being that accomplished and still feeling helplessly insecure

>Le skelly man is a sociopath 100% confirmed now

A P O L O G I Z E

I really hope that o' malley kid gets fucking murdered. Imagine that disgusting scrawny ass jewfro kid shoved in our faces being the next muh Gregor

Bro I wouldn't even care if Jones killed kids and ate them, he'd still be a very good fighter wgaf if he's a good person

Nope, him and his shitty chest tattoos will be pushed HARD

You forgot: No Title Defenses

>he'd still be a very good fighter
not without steroids

Yeah, I also forgot cheater. Tack that on to the whole sociopath thing.

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5th Amendment

UFC Middleweight Championship (One time)[101]
UFC Welterweight Championship (Two times)
Interim UFC Welterweight Championship (One time, first)
Winner of the first UFC Champion vs. UFC Champion (UFC 94)
Fight of the Night (four times) vs. Jon Fitch, Josh Koscheck, Carlos Condit, Johny Hendricks
Knockout of the Night (one time) vs. Matt Hughes
Submission of the Night (one time) vs. Matt Hughes
Performance of the Night (one time) vs. Michael Bisping
Most wins in UFC title fights (13)
Third most consecutive title defenses in the UFC history (9)
Fourth Multi-Divisional Champion in UFC History
Most wins in UFC history (20) - tied with Michael Bisping
Most wins by decision in UFC history (12)
Most takedowns in UFC history (90)
Most successful title defenses in the UFC welterweight division (9)
Most consecutive title defenses in the UFC welterweight division (9)

Hey /heem/ does anyone have a webm of the Li Jingliang eye gouge?

Is the only champion that's 2-2 in their last four (first time in UFC history)

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>counting a fight in a completely different sport
Holy fuck, not even a Goob fan but anti-Gooby spergs truly try too hard

>I-I was gonna f-f-fight frankie b-but they wouldn't let me!

Thanks

>says he doesn't want to fight for a while
>Tony Vs Khabib is made
>Tries to take a short notice fight against Edgar
It's so obvious that he's ducking both Tony and Khabib

I AM WHITE. I AM A BUM.

Dunno why he's ducking Tony so hard. I think he's a decent matchup against him. The way he just leaves his chin hanging out would be a magnet for Conor

Hey guys I'm new where did 'heem' come from?

Unconsciousness

From here.

worldstarhiphop.com

/videos/video.php?v=wshhfCQpG8y006cNS3DH

Heem urself

fake news

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Post fighters eating food products or drinking

>4 questions
j u s t

They don't have much to clutch too.

RIP JONES
SENTENCED TO THE SUCC
We'll never get to see Jones vs. Gus 2, the greatest LHW fight ever to be made.
We'll never get to see Jones vs. Lesnar and see a guy get his ass whooped by someone 40 pounds lighter.
We'll never get to see Jones vs. Pregnant Lady in a Car 2, where Jon actually kills her this time.
Life is suffering.

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he got a fine, big deal. he'll just get another license in august.

>The only guy to ever beat him was mostly likely cheating
Based DC is clearly the LHW GOAT

>Online polygraph test

yea the CSAC has no nuts but he may get sanctioned by the USADA
>USADA was actively working with jones to find an excuse for his failure because they're also a bunch of greasy dickless fucks
oh wait.

He'll get nuttin

Jon Jones is literally invincible.

Is it CTE or are Jon just a psychopath?

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>dreaming about two sweaty half naked men rolling around on the floor with each other

Son you might want to sit down, I've got some bad news for you.

>not dreaming about MMA
CAZ-ZEEEEEEE!

>you're now imagining the butthurt tears when jon jones gets a fight in 2018

Holy doubles, the lord has spoken.

Who /AlphaCat/ here?

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did she really killed her husband?

BASED LEECH

she cucked and bullied him until he suicided

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Based Leech is a real 5%er

Rich Piana would have unironically been HW GOAT

i feel bad for my countryman, but i guess this is what you get when you marry an american woman

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anyone who didn't support Leech during this isn't a real fite fan

Maybe. Mothefucker was willing to do whatever it took. Inject whatever he needed,cut whatever amount of weight,train for as long as necessary.A fighter to surpass Ubereem gains wise.

master Justin Bucholz left TAM, i am heartbroken

tfw uncle dana is probably smashing both

>FYODOR IN RUSSIAN MEANS FEDOR
>FEDOR IS SHOULD NOT BE PROUD OF HIS PERFORMANCE
dimitri > shit shills

buttholes got cucked by urijah LMAO

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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THE OCTAGON!

nice soles

what ever happened to famous burger posts?

youtube.com/watch?v=EWKbheoubvQ

Covington looking full JUST, I don't know if he can handle being the heel. Btw thanks for banning me jannies, I was just trying to make /heem/ great again (pre-2016 /heem/)

So what's up with Jon, what does licence revoking mean?

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he can't fight pro mma in america without a license i believe

i've been saying jon jones m1-global in the mountains

Ching So Chang Bang Hyung is a better fighter.

So is he done or can he remake his licence?

>Mackenzie runs barefoot on the treadmill

for what reason?

man oh man

I could (and would) heem unironically every man, woman and child in this thread

Of his 5 opponents that Sage has faced at LW, 3 of them are no longer signed to the UFC (Trevino, Pfister, Marin)

With the exception of Pfister (1-1 in the UFC at the time) all 4 of them were coming off losses. Gouti was 1-3 in his last 4.

Mickey Gall is the only opponent that Sage has faced who was coming off a win, and that win was against an unproven 37 year old pro-wrestler

Sage hasn't finished a fight since December 2015

Quinones is 0-2 in the UFC
Marin was 0-2 in the UFC
Trevino was 1-2 in the UFC
Pfister was 1-3 in the UFC
Gouti is 1-4 in the UFC
Gall is 2-1 in the UFC (Wins against a journalist and pro-wrestler)
Barberrena is 4-3 in the UFC

I've liked all the MI movies. But man the second one kinda sucks.

Anyway to keep it related,kinda Mel Gibson trained BJJ for Lethal Weapon apparently.

CWFC Featherweight Champion
CWFC Lightweight Champion
UFC Featherweight Champion
UFC Interim Featherweight Champion
UFC Lightweight Champion
WBC super featherweight champion (130 lbs)
WBC lightweight champion (135 lbs)
WBC super lightweight champion (140 lbs)
IBF welterweight champion (147 lbs)
WBC welterweight champion (2×)
WBC light middleweight champion (154 lbs) (2×)
WBA (Super) light middleweight champion
WBA (Super) welterweight champion
WBO welterweight champion
WBC Moneyweight champion

basically they are waiting for the USADA decision on how long USADA will suspend him then they will reinstate his license probably 3-6 months towards the end of his suspension

but fucking fining 205k is ridiculous considering how much he hasn't been fighting

i suspect USADA will give him a 3 year suspension because of his previous infractions as well

he should just go fight in one or some russian promotion

When does USADA spank him?

>ywn see Latifi knock Jones out cold and then put him in a stronk Albanian-Swedish guillotine for good measure, before riding into the sunset on a beach riding a horse shirtless.

sage isn't that good i think the ufc should give jake mathews a push he's like the australian version of sage

no, he should fight in rizin and fuck you if you say otherwise

i'm down for that but i think because rizin and bellator have a relationship he could get into legal trouble with that

no he couldn't

>mfw USADA held Jones’ hand throughout this whole thing and he still managed to fuck it up royally
>mfw they permaban him

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ufc hold fights in japan so they could pull shit with the commissions over there banning him from fighting in japan

Aldo got flushed(twice)

Knockout of the Night (One time) vs. Josh Koscheck
Performance of the Night (Two times) vs. Dong Hyun Kim and Robbie Lawler
Fight of the Night (One time) vs. Stephen Thompson
UFC Welterweight Champion - 2 DEFENSES

ufc has no power over any commission, bro

no american agency can prevent him from fighting in japan

yeah USADA doesn't fuck around with shit like this they could just give him a lifetime ban hopefully he gets a 3 year ban

i just don't think mma guys really understood how WADA works and even the UFC

Will Stipe become a cheater too after he dribbles his head off the canvas like Michael Jordan in his prime?

top tier humour by the self-awareness lacking americans

>hey remember that time we came to your country and made you lots of money, yeah?
>well were not gunna do that anymore because your allowing jon to fight in another organisation over there

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