Does it hold up?

Does it hold up?

Yeah baby

FPBP

One and two are still great parodies.

The first one does. Not the sequels.

Every time I have a break up I play the opening to the second movie
>Wait a tic that means Im single again

SHER BERT

Only answer you need.

It's honestly kind of timeless.

1 >> 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>> 3

Nice digits Satan

But 2 > 1

This.
2>1>3

yes, it remains one of the most watchable movies from the 70s

>that feel when Austin Powers was a better spy movie than actual spy movies

HOL UP

>Vanessa was a fembot!
>Yes, we knew all along...

absolute problematic white cis male scum movie
making fun of tr*ns people? objectifying women? not on my fucking watch shitlord

I only like The Spy Who Shagged Me.

goldmember has good music

That prime Heather Graham in 2. So many boners

It's crazy to think if this movie came out now the sjw media would shit on it
I want to go back to when men in drag was a comedy trope

IT'S THE HARD KNOCKS LIFE FOR US

>Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

this is the kind of dialogue most writers dream they can write.

>tfw want another movie but the last one tied it up nicely

Goldmember is a kino that was unappreciated in its time. It doesn't just hold up, it holds gooder.

1 and 3 hold up. 2 was terrible when I recently rewatched it

>dialogue

It's a monologue you stupid fuck

>first I thought you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts!

There has never been a better timed line in all of comedy

Fuck yeah. Goldmember was even great. Dr. Evil is unironically fucking brilliant.

When the globe hits him and then Mini-me hits him in the nuts with the meteor.

>"Ahhh! Way to go A-holes! Congratulations, you've succeeded into turning me into a frickin' Jack-in-the-Box."

Drop the meteor hits him in the nuts

>"AHHHH. No WAY!


HAHAHAHA

The first one does, the sequels are shit