1. Your country

1. Your country.

2. Can you?

I can beat off to her does that count?

>I can beat off to her does that count?

What did he mean by this?

masturbate

anyways I whish I was beaten by her

i can beat it to her

#NotMe

i'm a masochist so i'd probably throw

She will tweet #MeToo when the average Sup Forums weakling is done with her.

You will pick up your teeth when she is done with you.

I carry my pocket knife everywhere with me so yes she would be dead

>I carry my pocket knife

Obviously only hand-to-hand combat was implied in the question.

I have over 400 hours on Toribash.
I'm practically unkillable at this point.

I have played at least 7000 hours of Dynasty warriors she can't beat me.

i'd pay her to beat me desu

>I carry my pocket knife everywhere with me
Isn't that illegal? Using it in self-defence definitely is.

I can try.

>martial arts
>being anything more than an agressive dance
Two years of kapap and 94kg, I'd probably break her neck before she even realizes

Who the fuck would need to fight in the XXIst century?

depends on how she trains.
Nobody, robots are taking over anyway.

Got a fetish for being completely overpowered by a girl so I could give it a go but I'd probably deliberately lose whether I tried to or not

I thought Canada was better at self defense laws and shit.

of course, beating women is a national sport here

1. Ponyville

2. Yes of course (pic related)

t. town beatist

mostly martial arts are not for self-defense, only to show off
in a fight without rules, they are insuficient

indeed.
if she does the traditional, real thing, who knows. If she does the westernized bullshit easy cake..

I'm completely garbage at fighting but I'm tall and heavy so I'd just grapple her and hope for the best.